Confession time....

Grayson

You ever have one of those secrets that you could never tell your friends because you know they'd judge you and find you lacking?

Here's mine...I've never seen The Big Lebowski

kfallon

Grayson wrote: »

I've never seen The Big Lebowski

Watch it, it's a classic! John Goodman steals the show!

dan1895

Grayson wrote: »

You ever have one of those secrets that you could never tell your friends because you know they'd judge you and find you lacking?

Here's mine...I've never seen The Big Lebowski

Neither have I and any time I suggest watching it the missus says, "ah no, ya have to be in a certain mood for it"

Wacker The Attacker

I want to have sex with a girl who works in the local credit union

CardBordWindow

I've never seen a full episode of Only Fools and Horses!

Dravokivich

dan1895 wrote: »

Neither have I and any time I suggest watching it the missus says, "ah no, ya have to be in a certain mood for it"

No you don't!

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FÚCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS," has to be the best angst ridden monologue ever!

With hilarious consequences.

BUBBLE WRAP

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I want to have sex with a girl who works in the local credit union

That makes her sound even more sexy...

CardBordWindow

Dravokivich wrote: »

No you don't!

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FÚCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS," has to be the best angst ridden monologue ever!

With hilarious consequences.

What the fúck has that got to do with Nam??

BUBBLE WRAP

I once ate meat on ash Wednesday.

FearDark

Can't think of anything funny to write, I'm only getting my postcount up.

Carry on.

The_Gatsby

I said the lords name in vein today

Sauve

All the muck that I spout on this site. Theyd have me committed.

Wacker The Attacker

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

That makes her sound even more sexy...

She's absolutely gorgeous

patmac

Lukebray wrote: »

I said the lords name in vein today

2 Our Fathers and 5 Hail Mary's for you.

D-FENS

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I want to have sex with a girl who works in the local credit union

I want to f*ck Imelda May in the credit union

flutterflye

I have seen The Big Lebowski, and I thought it was utter shyte!

BUBBLE WRAP

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

She's absolutely gorgeous

Pictures or didn't/not gonna happen

Anyone

flutterflye wrote: »

I have seen The Big Lebowski, and I thought it was utter shyte!

Sinner!

Immaculate Pasta

Grayson wrote: »

You ever have one of those secrets that you could never tell your friends because you know they'd judge you and find you lacking?

Here's mine...I've never seen The Big Lebowski

Get out.

tayto lover

I once had a Rountrees Fruit Pastille and didn't chew it.

Wacker The Attacker

D-FENS wrote: »

I want to f*ck Imelda May in the credit union

I''d go straight up her credit union anytime

BUBBLE WRAP

tayto lover wrote: »

I once had a Rountrees Fruit Pastille and didn't chew it.

Oh you Monster! :mad:





























:pac:

Wacker The Attacker

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

Pictures or didn't/not gonna happen

Thats kind of stalkerish. Snapping the love of your life while she's working

flutterflye

tayto lover wrote: »

I once had a Rountrees Fruit Pastille and didn't chew it.

That actually did happen to me when I was about 8 - was full on choking for a few seconds which seemed like forever.

BUBBLE WRAP

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Thats kind of stalkerish. Snapping the love of your life while she's working

Just buy on of them big hats with the camera in it, Homer simpson wears when he goes under cover.

whatdoicare

I don't follow any soaps or xfactor type yolks but I pretend I do so other women will talk to me. I usually just Google a synopsis on my phone while they are talking to me.
I have no idea what the heck downtown abbey is.

Wacker The Attacker

whatdoicare wrote: »

I don't follow any soaps or xfactor type yolks but I pretend I do so other women will talk to me. I usually just Google a synopsis on my phone while they are talking to me.
I have no idea what the heck downtown abbey is.

Awesome typo

Anyone

I watch Eastenders, its like a dirty little secret I have....I actually feel better for saying it...thanks OP.

Wacker The Attacker

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

Just buy on of them big hats with the camera in it, Homer simpson wears when he goes under cover.

Then I'll go home and masturbate furiously to the photos.

supershy

i have never told one of my friends that i really really don't like her boyfriend

BUBBLE WRAP

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Then I'll go home and masturbate furiously to the photos.

Hahah, No harm in that! :pac:

whatdoicare

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Awesome typo

I actually had to Google what u meant there.... Sadly, it wasn't a typo

Light Switch

When i was 15, i rode my best friends GF because she came onto me saying 'He was too innocent'.


He never found out, We don't talk now anyway.

Davyhal

- Last Christmas, I had sex with our secondary school maths teacher...

- I secretly love the soaps and now that I am living with my mates I miss watching them...

- There are some unadulterated pop songs and country western songs that I really like...

- I'd pick Soundgarden or Ausioslave over Rage Against The Machine any day (This is the one they would truly murder me for)

girl2

Light Switch wrote: »

When i was 15, i rode my best friends GF because she came onto me saying 'He was too innocent'.


He never found out, We don't talk now anyway.

I think this one belongs in the "why do you cheat" or "have you ever had an affair" threads

girl2

A lot of these are hardly what I'd call a good confession.

Step up the game people.

I've no such confessions to make

DyldeBrill

I've always thought that Joanne Rivers had a face like an abandoned Wallnut!

gaziah

Davyhal wrote: »

- Last Christmas, I had sex with our secondary school maths teacher...

niceeeee

Standard Toaster

Sir Jimmy Savile was my biological father.

kfallon

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Sir Jimmy Savile was my biological father.

Now then......

Hal Decks

Grayson wrote: »

You ever have one of those secrets that you could never tell your friends because you know they'd judge you and find you lacking?

Here's mine...I've never seen The Big Lebowski

Don't bother. 90minutes (or whatever it actually is) of tedium.

Grayson

Hal Decks wrote: »

Don't bother. 90minutes (or whatever it actually is) of tedium.

My boss was quoting it today. Everyone was laughing. Including me. I have a nice fake laugh

kfallon

Hal Decks wrote: »

Don't bother. 90minutes (or whatever it actually is) of tedium.

Shut the fuck up Donnie Hal Decks :P

OldNotWIse

I hate Grease.

I dont know (or care) what pulp fiction is about.

When I was 12/13 I lied to my best friend about having black pubic hair because she told me hers was black and I thought that was cool. Thinking about it now, how did she believe that story from a blonde? :rolleyes:

Voodoomelon

I'm not wearing a tie at all...

OldNotWIse

whatdoicare wrote: »

I don't follow any soaps or xfactor type yolks but I pretend I do so other women will talk to me. I usually just Google a synopsis on my phone while they are talking to me.
I have no idea what the heck downtown abbey is.

Thank God I've finally found one other person who doesn't watch it! All I know is it's some kind of period drama (you know, the ones where women have their girlies and its all very er...dramatic lol)

King Of Wishful Thinking

Hal Decks wrote: »

Don't bother. 90minutes (or whatever it actually is) of tedium.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just like eh.. your opinion, man.

BUBBLE WRAP

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Thank God I've finally found one other person who doesn't watch it! All I know is it's some kind of period drama (you know, the ones where women have their girlies and its all very er...dramatic lol)

I don't watch it either. :cool:

Funkfield

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I hate Grease.

I dont know (or care) what pulp fiction is about.

When I was 12/13 I lied to my best friend about having black pubic hair because she told me hers was black and I thought that was cool. Thinking about it now, how did she believe that story from a blonde? :rolleyes:

It's called being an "airplane blonde", i.e. equipped with a black box.

Nulty

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I''d go straight up her credit union anytime

I assume you'd like to make a deposit of another kind?

OldNotWIse

Funkfield wrote: »

It's called being an "airplane blonde", i.e. equipped with a black box.

Lol

But wouldn't these just be the dyed blondes? Or is it possible to be a natural er...airplane blonde?