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The most inappropriate song for the situation

  • 18-10-2012 9:23pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭ partyatmygaff


    I'm proposing a little game. Kind of like You Laugh, You Lose but with music instead of pictures.

    What you definitely wouldn't hear being played in a refugee/immigration office:


    "Get Back, Get Back, Back to where you once belonged" :P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,136 ✭✭✭✭ admiralofthefleet


    you wouldnt here this in a crematorium:



  • Registered Users Posts: 959 ✭✭✭ some random drunk


    Abortion Clinic.



    Embedding doesnt seem to be working so here's the link:

    http://youtu.be/blTgUXdCIhs


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 2,326 Mod ✭✭✭✭ niallon


    Whenever the end arrives, and the masses flock to places of worship, if this played over some ethereal PA system:



  • Registered Users Posts: 7,471 ✭✭✭ Queen-Mise


    For a Funeral



    This is fun :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,715 ✭✭✭✭ herisson


    On being given the news that you have a few weeks to live: :pac:



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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,379 Maire2009


    My sister and I have agreed that if either of us has a stroke this will be played on loop in our hospital room.



  • Registered Users Posts: 7,471 ✭✭✭ Queen-Mise


    For Sex:



  • Registered Users Posts: 10,241 ✭✭✭✭ M5


    Shamelessly stolen from the Simpsons

    Song while on hold for sanitarium



  • Registered Users Posts: 10,241 ✭✭✭✭ M5


    At a women's refuge


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,750 ✭✭✭✭ bnt


    To a group of workers who've just heard that their pension fund isn't there any more:

    Parvi enim sunt foris arma, nisi est consilium domi.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,822 Mickey H


    You will definitely never hear either of the following at a funeral:





  • Registered Users Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭ p to the e


    In a strip club, or so I've heard.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭ Dickerty


    Played while waiting for presentation of the Ryan Report -



  • Registered Users Posts: 8,359 ✭✭✭ petes




  • Registered Users Posts: 5,552 ✭✭✭ pappyodaniel


    Trying to talk a suicidal person to come down from the window ledge.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,471 ✭✭✭ Queen-Mise


    For a Funeral:



    They are some glorious inappropriate songs for funerals...


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,776 Noopti


    At a weight watchers meeting



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,953 aujopimur


    My ex wife sang "Please release me" at our wedding, when I mentioned this to a workmate he told me of similar story where the bride sang "Torn between two lovers", it turned out she was.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭ partyatmygaff


    Queen-Mise wrote: »
    For a Funeral:



    They are some glorious inappropriate songs for funerals...
    A lot of surgeons play music in the operating theatre to keep track of time. Can't imagine Another One Bites the Dust being too popular though :pac:


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 17,827 Mod ✭✭✭✭ peasant


    The perfect song for meeting your mother in law for the first time :D



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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 17,827 Mod ✭✭✭✭ peasant


    Inappropriate soundtrack for scences of starving children in Africa / the aftermath of a suicide bombing or any other gruesome newscast



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,991 JustAddWater


    On a first date!



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Mr Magnolia


    /thread.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Mr Magnolia


    ...but on the off chance it's not.

    The Premature Ejaculator's Anonymous Weekly Meeting...



  • Registered Users Posts: 12,360 ✭✭✭✭ Rothko


    When you get a knock at the door and it turns out to be the guards:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,210 ✭✭✭ dexter647


    When tucking the kids into bed:D



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,822 Mickey H


    Welcoming home the victorious Ladies football team:



  • Registered Users Posts: 235 ✭✭ kkhornet


    for a funeral or when walking up the aisle at yer wedding, take yer pick



  • Registered Users Posts: 235 ✭✭ kkhornet


    Funeral:D



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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,750 ✭✭✭✭ bnt


    re Another One Bites The Dust at funerals: believe it or not, many people have asked for it. Such as this guy:



    According to Snopes, there was a 2002 poll of funeral directors in the UK, who reported their Top 10 quirky funeral song requests:
    1. Smoke Gets in Your Eyes (The Platters)
    2. Another One Bites the Dust (Queen)
    3. Theme from ITN's Ten O'Clock News
    4. She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain (Various)
    5. Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go (Wham)
    6. YMCA (Village People)
    7. I Wanna Be Like You (from the Disney film The Jungle Book)
    8. Run Rabbit Run (Flanagan & Allen)
    9. Firestarter (The Prodigy)
    10. Atmosphere (Russ Abbot)
    I particularly like the idea of #8:

    #9 at a cremation ... not so much. :cool:

    Parvi enim sunt foris arma, nisi est consilium domi.



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