DIY cheque ideas!

justified

Making some DIY cheques for my bf's 21st birthday and quickly running out of ideas! Thought the witty people of AH might be able to help. would love NSFW or SWF ideas! eg: This entitles you to one viewing of Batman or something!

Wacker The Attacker

Cash is king

(p.s I have no idea what youre talking about).

Its his 21st. Just suck him off

sex
sex
more sex
bjs
steak

Chucken

justified wrote: »

Making some DIY cheques for my bf's 21st birthday and quickly running out of ideas! Thought the witty people of AH might be able to help. would love NSFW or SWF ideas! eg: This entitles you to one viewing of Batman or something!

What do you mean? Like I.O.U's or something?

justified

Chucken wrote: »

What do you mean? Like I.O.U's or something?

Yep exactly like I.O.U.s except in novelty cheque form!

BBDBB

a threesome with your twin sister

phill106

This voucher ends the current argument immediately, absolving the user of the voucher from all blame or responsibility

the keen edge

One viewing of Batman. Ah stop, you'll have him ruined. Next thing he'll be after kinder surprises mid-week and staying up until 11 o'clock on a school night .

justified

the keen edge wrote: »

One viewing of Batman. Ah stop, you'll have him ruined. Next thing he'll be after kinder surprises mid-week and staying up until 11 o'clock on a school night .

yes terrible example! you can see how vivid my imagination is

1ZRed

Edit: if you're doing sex acts, pick some interesting ones out and try them on him like the superman, the rusty trombone and the Houdini.

There's loads!

Chucken

Are these things you will do for him? Or things you'll pay to have done to him???

Wacker The Attacker

Let him shoot off onto your baps and have him rub it in with his arsecheeks

3ndahalfof6

Tell him your leaving him, then tell him you were joking that you love him, then tell him your a lesbian, and his gift is to let him watch while you let a real girlman make you deliver the juice of life,

then tell him you were joking, then give him a nicely wrapped present of a transformer, win win, for you.

super_furry

justified wrote: »

Making some DIY cheques for my bf's 21st birthday and quickly running out of ideas! Thought the witty people of AH might be able to help. would love NSFW or SWF ideas! eg: This entitles you to one viewing of Batman or something!

Unless Batman is a very odd euphamism, that's a crap present.

Eathrin

1 lunchtime Blowjob at work.

stoneill

You could have 12 for Dinner, then one for Batman.

Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner,
dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner,
dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner,
Batman!

justified

super_furry wrote: »

Unless Batman is a very odd euphamism, that's a crap present.

bought him a big proper present already but want to give him several smaller presents also but wanted to include something homemade!

CreepingDeath

A one year conversation embargo on marriage and babies.

Wacker The Attacker

CreepingDeath wrote: »

A one year lifetime conversation embargo on marriage and babies.

That should do it

shopaholic01

CreepingDeath wrote: »

A one year conversation embargo on marriage and babies.

It's his 21st - 10 year embargo at least!

0ph0rce0

Lads wont give a **** about seeing batman with a cheque, He'll go anyway.

Just give the chap what every chap wants, And Stop beating around the Bush.


20 x HEAD TIME Cheques.

Problem Solved

0ph0rce0

But on a serious note if hes into romance and all that then heres a few ideas.

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justified

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

But on a serious note if hes into romance and all that then heres a few ideas.

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Thanks very much