Funny nicknames

MJ23

years ago, we used to call my friends Da, "Guinness Gums"
a lad in school was called, "egg on the head" , he had greasy hair all flattened down on his head.

Mr. Boo

Brilliant!

Mr. Boo

Mr. Boo wrote: »

Brilliant!

you must have been fairly awesome to earn that nickname

girl2

Know a fella called Whitebap - cos he had very blond hair. He's had that name for a good 30 years and a lot of people wouldn't even know his real name!

Mr. Boo

Deleted User wrote: »

you must have been fairly awesome to earn that nickname

I punched a T-Rex in the vagina cloaca.

Culleeo

There was a guy I used to work with, his nickname was Ivy because any time you would ask him how he was getting on, he would always say "I'm up the walls"

There was another lad we used to call The Clock. One of his arms was shorter than the other.

There was another lad that would never go out, his nickname was Eternal Flame. We then got wind that he had a girlfriend and he used to go out the odd time so we started calling him Flicker.

girl2

Culleeo wrote: »

There was another lad that would never go out, his nickname was Eternal Flame. We then got wind that he had a girlfriend and he used to go out the odd time so we started calling him Flicker.

Where'd he get the girlfriend??

9959

Culleeo wrote: »

There was a guy I used to work with, his nickname was Ivy because any time you would ask him how he was getting on, he would always say "I'm up the walls"

There was another lad we used to call The Clock. One of his arms was shorter than the other.

There was another lad that would never go out, his nickname was Eternal Flame. We then got wind that he had a girlfriend and he used to go out the odd time so we started calling him Flicker.

Trickcyclists say that giving people nicknames is a form of bullying.
How does that make you feel?

Hardonraging

girl2 wrote: »

Where'd he get the girlfriend??

Mail order i assume !!

what's your nickname Girl2

Run_to_da_hills

When we were growing up an old woman use to hobble into Mass every Sunday carrying two large plastic bags full of bottles, (More than likely to claim the deposits back) She always arrived late and the bottles could be heard clattering as she walked up the aisles.

No one dared take her seat as she would move anyone that was sitting there, (No one would want to sit beside her because she stank of P*iss)

She became known as the "Bottle Maggot" to every kid in the parish.

Kids can be cruel.

Culleeo

girl2 wrote: »

Where'd he get the girlfriend??

He must have met her on the bus on his way to work.

le la rat

My mates sister was called coventry eagle

Culleeo

9959 wrote: »

Trickcyclists say that giving people nicknames is form of bullying.
How does that make you feel?

Culleeo says, you shouldn't take nicknames and life too seriously.

girl2

Hardonraging wrote: »

Mail order i assume !!

what's your nickname Girl2

It's a secret

mattjack

I drank with a girl who went by the nick name of Kit-Kat , she enjoyed telling people it was because she liked four fingers...

Hardonraging

girl2 wrote: »

It's a secret

I've a fair idea ...

I use my nickname here on boards ... nothing overly exciting about that ..

stop animal cruelty

mattjack wrote: »

I drank with a girl who went by the nick name of Kit-Kat , she enjoyed telling people it was because she liked four fingers...

in what way did she like four fingers??!

Run_to_da_hills

A guy in my first job lost an eye in a work accident, he later picked up the nick name as Cyclops.

BillyMitchel

Used to know a lad and he was called Digit, reason being when he was with a woman he'd always ask her to stick a finger up his bum hole!!


In school, 3 blokes used to hang around together and they were called Egger, Sausey (sp) and rasher!

stop animal cruelty

the cheese & onion man --> kissed a lad whos breath smelt of cheese & onion and didnt know his name!

called 2 of my friends pinky & the brain--> one was v girly the other was v good at school!

The puff --> you could say she was one of the "mean girls" in my year in school, always had a sour puss on her!

The grumpy old man--> another "mean girl" in school, she too was always grumpy like a grumpy old man!

WoollyRedHat

stop animal cruelty wrote: »

the cheese & onion man --> kissed a lad whos breath smelt of cheese & onion and didnt know his name!

called 2 of my friends pinky & the brain--> one was v girly the other was v good at school!

The puff --> you could say she was one of the "mean girls" in my year in school, always had a sour puss on her!

The grumpy old man--> another "mean girl" in school, she too was always grumpy like a grumpy old man!

!!!

stop animal cruelty

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

!!!

l knew someone would !!! cant help it sorry.......!!!!

pdiddy

There's a man in our village called hand me down the moon,

he was given the name back in my parents day because he was taller then everyone else in the village.

Zebra3

pdiddy wrote: »

There's a man in our village called hand me down the moon

Haha. My granny (RIP) used to use that nickname for very tall people.

Littlehorny

Know a fella called Spanner, don't think anybody knows his real name.

Worked in a job once and the boss called his son in law Wankface , something tells me he wasnt overly impressed with his daughters choice.

WoollyRedHat

stop animal cruelty wrote: »

l knew someone would !!! cant help it sorry.......!!!!

You missed out on putting an exclamation mark in your username, for shame!

Wacker The Attacker

My best mate earned the name "jazzer".

He fell asleep drunk on a piano one night

mauzo

I know guys with weird nicknames, ones called Chunk and hes overweight, the other is called Gunky?

My uncles call me Scoops because Im always drunk when they see me.

My dad always called me either Slim or Skin when I was younger, I was always very thin, then I gained weight and everyone calls me slimfast

johnROSS

Know a guy called Padraig that everyone calls Larry. Very few people know him by his real name, apparently the name dates back to primary school.

Fritzl Funderland

Rastapitts!

Rasheed

One of the lads is called 'bungalow' because there is nothing upstairs.

Another was called 'gutter' because he was constantly looking up like he was inspecting gutters.

senorwipesalot

We had a girl named Haddock Fanny in school and another one called The Bucket of Mickeys.

cruiser178

Grew up with a lad we called Johnny cuckoo, i've know idea why we called him that but still to this day he's still called Johnny cuckoo, now that i think about it, must be awful being called that all your life.

mattjack

stop animal cruelty wrote: »

in what way did she like four fingers??!

Erm... oh she just liked popular chocolate bars

I worked with an apprentice electrician years ago called 4 watt, he wasn't very bright.

pappyodaniel

I know a guy who's nickname is Deesh, he's had it since he was a kid. It originated when he was about ten years of age after he joined a boxing club. He'd come home from training and display what he had learned that evening and he would make a noise when throwing punches....

Deesh *throws a punch
Deesh *throws a punch
Deesh Deesh Deesh *throws 3 punches.

Weird how nicknames stick.

BattleCorp

There was a guy I knew who was called Jimmy Two Stroke.


The background behind his nickname was that years ago he got a hand job from a local girl and his happy ending came very very very quickly................................. Unfortunately for him, she told everybody......................................... thus Jimmy Two Stroke.

charlemont

"Follow the box" and "Fallen Joe" are two nicknames for the same bloke in Carrigaline. He appears at every funeral, christening, wedding etc just for the free drink. He walks around the town after hours and early in the morn to find money people may have lost. A waster of the highest order.

stop animal cruelty

mattjack wrote: »

Erm... oh she just liked popular chocolate bars

I worked with an apprentice electrician years ago called 4 watt, he wasn't very bright.

:p:p

gdavis

we nicknamed a lad "boob" cause he is such a tit

macadam

Guy in my village born with a small hand same as Jeremy Beadle, someone named him "The Clock".

macadam

macadam wrote: »

Guy in my village born with a small hand same as Jeremy Beadle, someone named him "The Clock".

Should have just called him Beadle

senorwipesalot

I know of a group of ageing slappers who drink together collectively known as "The Prolapse Gang".

Frogeye

We used to called on guy I knew Thrush-


He was an irritating c""t.

holystungun9

Basher Bates. Let's just say he was a bit of a thug.

holystungun9

Clus (or however you spell it) because he had big ears.

Penn

Knew a guy called "Killer", but it was one of those ironic nicknames like calling a big lad "Tiny".

akura

I know a guy who's nickname is Gibbo

brandon_flowers

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

A guy in my first job lost an eye in a work accident, he later picked up the nick name as Cyclops.

I worked with a guy in Canada for a few weeks who had the same but he had a much classier nickname.. Left Eye Lopez.

I know a man called Pothole... because everyone is trying to avoid him.

Halfa... because the young fella put his foot under a running lawnmower and now he has half a foot.

Hands and Paws, twin brothers with huge hands

The Scourge... self explanatory.

blue note

Martin Comerford (KK hurler) earned the nickname "Gorta" in college because he went through a bit of a dry spell.

I knew of a girl who got the nickname "No Worst, There is None" after a Gerard Manly Hopkins poem. I understand she was ugly.

Penn

Oh yeah, we had a lecturer that we called "Half-ro" because he had pretty big hair, almost like an afro, but was bald on top, so he had half an afro. A Half-ro

PatL23

I once knew a shifty lad called Father fluffy bottom!