In the Playpen : PseudoFamous

Screaminmidget

To pseudofamous,

For without you, I wouldn't have to write this.

They say he's had one of his toes amputated - Palyotoxin
You never know what he will come out with next - jeferywithonef
Respectable is only one of many words I would use to describe him, this being by far the most positive - Screaminmidget
Regarded as one of the brightest and corrupted minds of our generation - Q
Each thing he does makes me fall for him just a little more - Fergus
Loose wouldn't even begin to describe his morals - Deise girl
Lubes it up with me on a regular basis - AtomicKoala

I present to you, the one, the only, pseudofamous. I do not know the man/woman/robot personally but I have heard from reliable sources that he has an indescribable wit, which is why I cant describe it. He lives in leitrim or carlow or wexford or somewhere that I don't care about, and has on occasion been known to brag about crashing wedding parties with open bars and not inviting the rest of us. He also lags behind girls of an attractive nature in the hopes of catching their name/memorising everything about them so he can find them on the internet. He once defused a nuclear bomb*.

*Needs citation

(Screaminmidget accepts no responsibility for offence caused in the writing of this, nor does he admit or deny that all ideas and such throughout are of his own and not copied from the google etc. Any resembelence to persons, living or dead, real or fictional was totally intensional)

jefreywithonef

Where were you on the day we won Nobel Peace Prize?

PseudoFamous

jefreywithonef wrote: »

Where were you on the day we won Nobel Peace Prize?

playing dishonored. As soon as I got word of it, I ran out into the street and started chanting "EU EU EU", but one guy told me to go away. I think he was a dirty American jealous of our grand feats.

Palytoxin

Stan, how are you?
How many lives have you saved in your new job so far?
How many lives have you saved in your life?
Do you like carpet or wood floors?
Armchair or couch?
Aviva or Croke Park?
Science or Technology?
What skin do you use on boards?
After a long day drinking cocktails in a hammock on the beach in Barbados, do you dust your mantelpiece or hang a new picture?

jefreywithonef

Playing dishonored. As soon as I got word of it, I ran out into the street and started chanting "EU EU EU", but one guy told me to go away. I think he was a dirty American jealous of our grand feats.

Did you kick him in the scrotum and scream "VICTORY"?

Screaminmidget

How big is your member?

PseudoFamous

Palytoxin wrote: »

Stan, how are you?
How many lives have you saved in your new job so far?
How many lives have you saved in your life?
Do you like carpet or wood floors?
Armchair or couch?
Aviva or Croke Park?
Science or Technology?
What skin do you use on boards?
After a long day drinking cocktails in a hammock on the beach in Barbados, do you dust your mantelpiece or hang a new picture?

Good

Conservatively, after two days work, I'd say at least 37.

At least 37.

Wood floors because they're easier to clean

armchair

Landsdowne Road.

science

the new one in black/orange

I like to search google images for pictures of Brad Pitt to add to my shrine.

jefreywithonef wrote: »

Did you kick him in the scrotum and scream "VICTORY"?

The American? No, I just asserted my dominance by using words like "Colour" and "Aluminium" and he left licking his wounds. The bastard.

Screaminmidget wrote: »

How big is your member?

It varies.

AtomicKoala

Tits or ass?

PseudoFamous

AtomicKoala wrote: »

Tits or ass?

Palytoxin

Favourite thing about C&H?
Favourite thing about the IRC?
Favourite thing about Boards.ie?
Favourite thing about the internet?
Favourite thing about technology?
Favourite thing about everything?

PseudoFamous

Palytoxin wrote: »

Favourite thing about C&H?
Favourite thing about the IRC?
Favourite thing about Boards.ie?
Favourite thing about the internet?
Favourite thing about technology?
Favourite thing about everything?

The people or something
I get to talk to the above people or something
see answer 1
It has music and people or something
It means I don't have to go outside to talk to people or something
that would be an ecumenical question

Fergus_

Hi?

PseudoFamous

Fergus_ wrote: »

Hi?

do you even lift?

AtomicKoala

Being an engineer, how accurate is K-19: The Widowmaker's portrayal of everyday engineering life?

PseudoFamous

AtomicKoala wrote: »

Being an engineer, how accurate is K-19: The Widowmaker's portrayal of everyday engineering life?

It's a documentary. It was a quiet day when they filmed it, too.

jefreywithonef

Do you possess any Stanley knives?
Stan Laurel or Stan the man Staunton?
Favourite Kubrick film?

PseudoFamous

jefreywithonef wrote: »

Do you possess any Stanley knives?
Stan Laurel or Stan the man Staunton?
Favourite Kubrick film?

I have plenty of Stanley knives from when they were on sale in lidl in a pack of seven.

Stan Laurel

Full Metal Jacket.

Jackobyte

Do you read much? What's your favorite book?

What course are you doing? Do you enjoy it?

PseudoFamous

Jackobyte wrote: »

Do you read much? What's your favorite book?

What course are you doing? Do you enjoy it?

No, not really; Titus Groan

Civ/struct engineering, s'alright, pretty hard.

AtomicKoala

What do you make of all the questions so far coming from non-IRC users? Is it suspicious? Do you take heart in that while your IRC comrades have evidently forgotten you the greater C&H community have rallied to your cause?

Screaminmidget

Shift?
Where/when?
Whats your ideal first date?
How long does it take to fall into a black hole?
Favourite type of bridge?
Whats your lifelong ambition with regards Civ/struct engineering?
Favourite Irish building?
Favourite Building ever?
Tell us a funny story?
Did you know I wanted to become an architect before the recession??

Palytoxin

How many boards members have you met?
What would you do if you were told the world was going to end in exactly 2 hours?
What's your opinion on vegetarianism?
Veganism?
Where did the name come from?
Do you think more people should come on the IRC?
Favourite thing about maths?
Best video game?
Favourite song at this moment?

jefreywithonef

tradoburns or tradoburnz?

PseudoFamous

AtomicKoala wrote: »

What do you make of all the questions so far coming from non-IRC users?
Is it suspicious?
Do you take heart in that while your IRC comrades have evidently forgotten you the greater C&H community have rallied to your cause?

what, zero?

they just can't handle my girth.

something like that.

Screaminmidget wrote: »

Shift?
Where/when?
Whats your ideal first date?
How long does it take to fall into a black hole?
Favourite type of bridge?
Whats your lifelong ambition with regards Civ/struct engineering?
Favourite Irish building?
Favourite Building ever?
Tell us a funny story?
Did you know I wanted to become an architect before the recession??

Sure
now, meet you in portlaoise.
bout 20 minutes or so.
suspension bridges are pretty cool.
I like motorways and infrastructure, so working on motorways/railways would be cool.
I'm a fan of the Grand Canal Theatre
Ocean Heights One, Dubai
no
Follow your dreams or something

PseudoFamous

Palytoxin wrote: »

How many boards members have you met?
What would you do if you were told the world was going to end in exactly 2 hours?
What's your opinion on vegetarianism?
Veganism?
Where did the name come from?
Do you think more people should come on the IRC?
Favourite thing about maths?
Best video game?
Favourite song at this moment?

I'm sure a lot of people are boards members without telling me, but four.
Accept fate, play dishonored
I'm not fussed what anyone does so long as it doesn't affect me.
^
Article in irish times saying Pseudo-Famous celebrities are ruining society and lowering the bar.
Of course
chain rule
currently dishonored
I think it's "Delancey" by Tidus Binnagod, but it's mostly unreleased

jefreywithonef wrote: »

tradoburns or tradoburnz?

can we go go the wholesome Polish "Tradoburnsz"?

jefreywithonef

Favourite IRC quote(s)?
Davidius or Suidivad?
Dick or Dom?
Tom or Jerry?
Ben or Jerry?
Jed or Ward?
jefreywithonef or jeffreywithonef?
Chuckle Brother #1 or Chuckle Brother #2?
C&H or C+H?

PseudoFamous

jefreywithonef wrote: »

Favourite IRC quote(s)?
Davidius or Suidivad?
Dick or Dom?
Tom or Jerry?
Ben or Jerry?
Jed or Ward?
jefreywithonef or jeffreywithonef?
Chuckle Brother #1 or Chuckle Brother #2?
C&H or C+H?

<Screaminmidget> I personally prefer the suffering of Africans if it means I can get cheap coffee
Suidivad
Dick
Tom
Jerry
Jed
jeffreywithonef
#1
C&H

Palytoxin

James Bond or Johnny English?
What type of laptop have you?
Last food you ate?
Food you most want to eat next?
Ideal sandwich?
Favourite crisps?
Favourite sport?

PseudoFamous

Palytoxin wrote: »

James Bond or Johnny English?
What type of laptop have you?
Last food you ate?
Food you most want to eat next?
Ideal sandwich?
Favourite crisps?
Favourite sport?

James Bond, prolly going to see the new one despite it probably going to be not very spy-ey and more Rambo.
Acer aspire yoke. It's all about the desktop though.
Pizza
More Pizza.
Ham, cheese, tomato, pickled onions, grilled.
Hunky Dory Salt & Vinegar
Shin kicking

Palytoxin

Do you like helping people with their maths homework?
Worst country?
Favourite politician of all time?
Do you own a horrible Hawaiian shirt? (I've a brown one with yellow and green leaves on it)
Fighter pilot or Submarine driver?
What do you think of Base Jumping?
Favourite type of energy?

Davidius

Why are your favourite bands so terrible?

PseudoFamous

Palytoxin wrote: »

Do you like helping people with their maths homework?
Worst country?
Favourite politician of all time?
Do you own a horrible Hawaiian shirt? (I've a brown one with yellow and green leaves on it)
Fighter pilot or Submarine driver?
What do you think of Base Jumping?
Favourite type of energy?

Love it
Monaco. Shouldn't be able to throw 12 points around in the Eurovision.
Ronald Reagun.
No.
Fighter pilot
Sounds like good craic.
Geothermal.

Davidius wrote: »

Why are your favourite bands so terrible?

Which bands are these?

jefreywithonef

Draw me a picture of tradoburnsz.

PseudoFamous

jefreywithonef wrote: »

Draw me a picture of tradoburnsz.

Palytoxin

Do you like hypothetical questions?
If humans didn't exist what animal would you like to rule the world?
If there was no such thing as grass what would people have on the ground in their gardens?
If you could save the world from some criminal mastermind, what would he have a doctorate in?
If you could play saxophone where would you live?
If you could be present at some future event what would it be?
If you could be a character in some film who would you be?

Davidius

PseudoFamous wrote: »

Which bands are these?

Those ones you like so much.

jefreywithonef

Draw me a picture of Palytoxin.

Palytoxin

jefreywithonef wrote: »

Draw me a picture of Palytoxin.

A 2-dimensional drawing could never do justice to my cheekbones.

Davidius

Why are you so bad at answering questions?

soccymonster

well beour.

Favourite member of one direction?

eoins23456

What did you base the picture of tradoburns on ?

PseudoFamous

Palytoxin wrote: »

Do you like hypothetical questions?
If humans didn't exist what animal would you like to rule the world?
If there was no such thing as grass what would people have on the ground in their gardens?
If you could save the world from some criminal mastermind, what would he have a doctorate in?
If you could play saxophone where would you live?
If you could be present at some future event what would it be?
If you could be a character in some film who would you be?

No.
Penguins.
Cacti.
Something crap like homeopathy or Beatles trivia.
Chicago, I could play all day on the L train for money.
The execution of one direction.
Suspicious onlooker in Jack Reacher.

jefreywithonef wrote: »

Draw me a picture of Palytoxin.

I don't know what farmers actually look like so I had to improvise.

Davidius wrote: »

Why are you so bad at answering questions?

I ANSWER QUESTIONS WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT, NOT WHEN I'M TOLD

soccymonster wrote: »

well beour.

Favourite member of one direction?

whichever one dies first

eoins23456 wrote: »

What did you base the picture of tradoburns on ?

stan smith from american dad except skinnier and better drawn

Palytoxin

Draw what you think Monzos next haircut should be like.

Palytoxin

When I gather up all the spare change I have accumulated in my room in college what should I spend it on?

PseudoFamous

Palytoxin wrote: »

Draw what you think Monzos next haircut should be like.

Palytoxin wrote: »

When I gather up all the spare change I have accumulated in my room in college what should I spend it on?

glue them into a makeshift shuriken and throw them at your enemies

jefreywithonef

Draw Davidius.

PseudoFamous

jefreywithonef wrote: »

Draw Davidius.

jefreywithonef

Draw a self-portrait (of you, not a self-portrait drawn by someone else).

jefreywithonef

Draw Screaminmidget looking poetic.

Draw Monzo beating Q to a pulp.

Draw a forum member of your choice.

Draw blimey eating a massive roll.

What's your favourite colour?

PseudoFamous

jefreywithonef wrote: »

Draw a self-portrait (of you, not a self-portrait drawn by someone else).

Its me punching a shark that has done wrong by me.

Screaminmidget

jefreywithonef wrote: »

Draw Screaminmidget looking poetic.

Draw Monzo beating Q to a pulp.

Draw a forum member of your choice.

Draw blimey eating a massive roll.

What's your favourite colour?

Good one.