In a perfect world......

karaokeman

What would be your ideas of a perfect world?

For example in a perfect world....

1. there would be no such thing as evil, or greed
2. everyone would know exactly what they want to do with their lives
3. broadsheets would outsell tabloids by a vast majority
4. everyone would respect every person they ever meet

Just some ideas off the top of my head, feel free to add.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

in a perfect world everyone except me would be an asian woman

Funglegunk

The perfect world is basically the Culture civilisation in Iain M. Banks' novels.

eth0

karaokeman wrote: »

What would be your ideas of a perfect world?

For example in a perfect world....

1. there would be no such thing as evil, or greed
2. everyone would know exactly what they want to do with their lives
3. broadsheets would outsell tabloids by a vast majority
4. everyone would respect every person they ever meet

Just some ideas off the top of my head, feel free to add.

Sounds boring

what a day

We could have naked Tuesdays

carrig2

In a perfect world you could eat as much of anything as you want and never get fat

jester77

In the perfect world hoverboards would have already been invented.

Internet Hero

in a perfect world there is a big nuclear blast and then theres no world or people...just hot dust in space

Bipolar Joe

I would have a large penis.

Ghandee

In my prefect world.

Drink sangria in the park, later when it gets dark I'd,go home.

iDave

In a perfect world the German football team will all develope food poisoning before the match tonight.

deathrider

karaokeman wrote: »

What would be your ideas of a perfect world?

For example in a perfect world....

1. there would be no such thing as evil, or greed
2. everyone would know exactly what they want to do with their lives
3. broadsheets would outsell tabloids by a vast majority
4. everyone would respect every person they ever meet

Just some ideas off the top of my head, feel free to add.

Yes, there would be plenty of evil and greed. However, it would all be done by me, and me alone. Everyone else would kneel before my greedy evilness.

donalg1

iDave wrote: »

In a perfect world the German football team will all develope food poisoning before the match tonight.

In a perfect world Germany will win 22-0 tonight and trapattoni will be out the door.

tommyombomb

In a perfect world, women would be more up for it then men. Let them do the chasing for a while

mr kr0nik

In a perfect world...

There would be no boards.ie as we all would know everything (at the moment we all think we do but we don't).

Pinturicchio

iDave wrote: »

In a perfect world the German football team will all develope food poisoning before the match tonight.

They'd still win.

Rasheed

In my perfect world, Roscommon would be the next All Ireland champions.

karaokeman

eth0 wrote: »

Sounds boring

May I ask, why?

L.Jenkins

what a day wrote: »

We could have naked Tuesdays

Frisky Fridays

castletownman

Sausages

Emeraldy Pebbles

karaokeman wrote: »

4. everyone would respect every person they ever meet

In my perfect world, people would only get respect if they earn it. Oh wait, that's here and now. Yay!

McChubbin

In a perfect world, there'd be no such thing as writer's block and I'd own a full working Death Note.

Emeraldy Pebbles

donalg1 wrote: »

In a perfect world Germany will win 22-0 tonight and trapattoni will be out the door.

Um, that will probably happen...


:pac:

Shenshen

People wouldn't hurt animals for no reason.

That in itself wouldn't be perfect yet, but it would be a good start.

DipStick McSwindler

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Schism

There'd be no war, famine, pestilence, disease etc... You know, all of that good stuff

bodice ripper

tommyombomb wrote: »

In a perfect world, women would be more up for it then men. Let them do the chasing for a while

in a perfect world, everybody would be more up for it - with out the stigma and guilt about their bodies and their desires.

Fighting Irish

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

in a perfect world everyone except me would be an asian woman

That would be my worst nightmare

bodice ripper

Fighting Irish wrote: »

That would be my worst nightmare

likewise. can't be having with mots I can pick up and throw easily with one hand.

Bipolar Joe

Emeraldy Pebbles wrote: »

In my perfect world, people would only get respect if they earn it. Oh wait, that's here and now. Yay!

Your respect really isn't worth the hassle.

Sky King

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InFbBlpDTfQ

karaokeman

Emeraldy Pebbles wrote: »

In my perfect world, people would only get respect if they earn it. Oh wait, that's here and now. Yay!

But were talking about a world with no evil, greed, selfishness etc, so respect would be something that's universally earnt.

I also understand there is such a thing as self-worth to the extent you are looking after yourself, but in a perfect world there would be a balance that everyone would have (that balance is lacking in this real world), that would mean having the common sense to be kind to themselves, and just as much to others.

Emeraldy Pebbles

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Your respect really isn't worth the hassle.

Meow!

Respect shouldn't automatically doled out to anyone. You're mistaking my post with not being civil to people. One should be civil to everyone. Respect is a different thing altogether.

karaokeman wrote: »

But were talking about a world with no evil, greed, selfishness etc, so respect would be something that's universally earnt.

I also understand there is such a thing as self-worth to the extent you are looking after yourself, but in a perfect world there would be a balance that everyone would have (that balance is lacking in this real world), that would mean having the common sense to be kind to themselves, and just as much to others.

You also misunderstood.

Rothko

The herd/mob mentality wouldn't exist and more people would be capable of having a mind of their own.

People wouldn't get famous or successful just for being stupid e.g. Jade Goody and a lot of other "reality TV stars".

Shenshen

IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

how about not harming humans, surely thats more suited, after all we need to eat animals to survive

You gave me quite a fright there, for a moment I thought I was dead because I don't eat or use animals!

Johnny D. Mudd

In a perfect world, I'd have the ability to blow people up with my mind.

*Looks at Emeraldy Pebbles*

Chortle.

kowloon

tommyombomb wrote: »

In a perfect world, women would be more up for it then men. Let them do the chasing for a while

Hot guys in your local area.

iDave

In a perfect world girls will kiss each other on my command

nocoverart

In a perfect world Radio would play the music i like

PhlegmyMoses

nocoverart wrote: »

In a perfect world Radio would play the music i like

We have these new fangled things called iPods. Before that we had the minidisc.....

karaokeman

nocoverart wrote: »

In a perfect world Radio would play the music i like

In a perfect world you would listen to NOVA and radio paradise;).

ScumLord

karaokeman wrote: »

1. there would be no such thing as evil, or greed

Evil is a human construct, it doesn't exist outside the human mind. If you want to rid your world of evil change your mind. Greed isn't really bad either, a world without greed would see animals dying off left, right and centre and evolution grind to a halt.

2. everyone would know exactly what they want to do with their lives

Bye bye creativity, mystery and exploration. We might as well be robots.

3. broadsheets would outsell tabloids by a vast majority

Don't see what difference that would make.

4. everyone would respect every person they ever meet

That's just silly.

carrig2 wrote: »

In a perfect world you could eat as much of anything as you want and never get fat

that would cause all kinds of problems, you'd have to eat constantly to stay alive.


This world is perfect, people just ruin it with unbalanced states of mind.

saiint

ScumLord wrote: »

Evil is a human construct, it doesn't exist outside the human mind. If you want to rid your world of evil change your mind. Greed isn't really bad either, a world without greed would see animals dying off left, right and centre and evolution grind to a halt.


Bye bye creativity, mystery and exploration. We might as well be robots.


Don't see what difference that would make.


That's just silly.



that would cause all kinds of problems, you'd have to eat constantly to stay alive.


This world is perfect, people just ruin it with unbalanced states of mind.

Do i believe this mod just trolled?
your upsetting the balance of this world

Crimbouser

got to ask: if the world was perfect would humour still exist? got to ask: if the world was perfect would humour still exist?

Cookie_Monster

in a perfect world:

there's be acknowledged population limits per country / region and resource usage so that plants and animals were preserved first and foremost and all materials would be generated, used and re-used sustainably.

Snotzenfartz

Self-lubricating anuses.

NegativeCreep

I'd be stinkin rich and you'd all be my minions. Ready to do my bidding on my command.
It would also be warm all the time and there would be no skangers or junkies.

admiralofthefleet

indian food would be the only type availale

Furious_George

Shenshen wrote: »

You gave me quite a fright there, for a moment I thought I was dead because I don't eat or use animals!

If god didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them so tasty

1ZRed

In a perfect world I would be able to reply to this with something funny and clever