The perfect fry:

Neewbie_noob

OK, let's not get caught up in what's an Ulster Fry or an English Fry or an Irish Fry etc. Just, what's your perfect favourite fry?

Mine is: 3 rashers, 4 Clonakilty sausages, 2 hash browns, 1 black pudding, 1 white pudding, small tin of beans, 1 fried egg, 2 slices of white toast, one slice of brown bread and a mug of stong tea with sugar.

Mr.Crinklewood

Murderer!!!!

franorzxrh2

ah ya need the jumbo kearnses sausages!!

jester77

Neewbie_noob wrote: »

OK, let's not get caught up in what's an Ulster Fry or an English Fry or an Irish Fry etc. Just, what's your perfect favourite fry?

The Sunday morning post-hangover fry that is made for you upon crawling out of bed.

justsomebloke

where is the spice burger option?

frag420

Yeah I love that stong tea!!

minidazzler

That poll is unusable Everything needs to be in it!

You're missing Mushrooms and Chips though.

demanufactured

Doner kebab

Neewbie_noob

justsomebloke wrote: »

where is the spice burger option?

Be my guest if you want to add it

Snotzenfartz

Definitely need some form of pig.

Jarren

I have a name for that.

Heart attack!!!

Mr.Crinklewood

Cold pizza also needs to be added.

minidazzler

Snotzenfartz wrote: »

Definitely need some form of pig.

Definitely need all forms of pig.

Grimebox

Scrambled egg

Sergeant

Beans have no place in a fry. That orange sauce evilness contaminating everything it touches.

geeky

franorzxrh2 wrote: »

ah ya need the jumbo kearnses sausages!!

Bad news for you mate....

http://www.broadsheet.ie/2012/10/10/sad-sausage-news/

Slurryface

Well after today you won't be have Olhausens anyway..lol

Sunnyisland

Beef curry from night before.

K-9

Needs a potato farl and a grilled tomato, toast instead of the brown bread.

westies4ever

none of that toast nonsense either. fried potato bread and fried soda all the way.

D-FENS

Neewbie_noob wrote: »

Mine is: 3 rashers, 4 Clonakilty sausages, 2 hash browns, 1 black pudding, 1 white pudding, small tin of beans, 1 fried egg, 2 slices of white toast, one slice of brown bread and a mug of stong tea with sugar.

“Says she – do you want some sauce with that…”

No, just my coat

Mr.Crinklewood

Snotzenfartz wrote: »

Definitely need some form of pig.

Well, that would be the lady picked up the previous night.

--Kaiser--

Essential
Sausages
Eggs
Rashers


Should have
Pudding (black and white)
Tomatoes (and/or) mushrooms
Some form of potato (hash browns, fried potato, chips on a bad day)

jlacey

stayed overnight in a hotel, amazing fry up, a real gulity pleasure because not many of us do the full cooking breakfast thing any more due to time and healthy lifestyle brigade and media!

Hersheys

2 rashers, 2 sausages, 2 white puddings (clonakilty of course), 2 hash browns, beans, scrambled eggs, white toast with butter, strong, sweet milky tea.

Poached eggs on toast for me please!

I'd rarely have a fry, and if I did, the only thing fried would be the pudding.

Hicks or superquinn sausages - george foremanned
Hicks pudding - fried
Rashers - grilled
Eggs - Poached (I'm pretty sure I make the best poached eggs in the world)
Mushrooms
Grilled tomato
Toast with butter - none of this 'dairy spread' crap either. Real butter or don't bother.
Pot of tea.

D-FENS

Never understood the love of Clonakilty or any other packet/supermarket white pudding. Has to be the butcher shop stuff, much spicier and nearly falls apart when cooked, fantastic with rashers, brown bread and a runny fried egg

maxfresh

I think what makes a fry is the quality of the stuff used ,a fry can be ruined with watery sausages or very salty rashers

HeyThereDeliah

I will swap the hash browns for fried potato and the toast for brown bread and the tea for coffee, throw in some mushrooms and I'm good.

Neewbie_noob

Deleted User wrote: »

with butter - none of this 'dairy spread' crap either. Real butter or don't bother..

+1. Hate butter myself, but great to see someone dismissing all the "lite shíte". Cola Lite, Mayo Lite, Lite Beer ... all cráp :P

DainBramage

Sergeant wrote: »

Beans have no place in a fry. That orange sauce evilness contaminating everything it touches.

agreed. slimey bean juice ruins a decent fry

Neewbie_noob

Neewbie_noob wrote: »

+1. Hate butter myself, but great to see someone dismissing all the "lite shíte". Cola Lite, Mayo Lite, Lite Beer ... all cráp :P

I like diet coke now - or coke zero actually - although I only really drink that when I'm hungover. And low fat milk is nicer for tea. But other than that, I like things to have their natural amount of fat in them. As is evident by my wobbly physique!

Sorcha16

Hersheys wrote: »

white toast with butter, strong, sweet milky tea

How can tea be both strong and milky at the same time -doesn't one cancel the other out!? :pac:

Where To

My perfect breakfast breakfast is coffee and a fag. Off the fags so just coffee. And a banana. Or a Kiwi fcuking fruit.

Fcuk me I'd love a dirty fry right now.

Rothko

Three fried sausages, beans, white pudding, a fried egg, two or three slices of toast and a nice cup of tea.

Merkin

• 3 Clonakilty or 2 Superquinn Sausages
• 2 smoked rashers (preferably Clonakilty)
• 1 Poached Egg
• 2 slices of homemade Irish soda bread fried
• 2 grilled tomatoes
• A big pot of builders tea
• An ample amount of personal space to fart to one's heart's content after aforementioned fry.

Incidentally, I have no idea as to why people insist on ruining a good fry with chav ingredients like beans or hash browns. They have no place on the plate of a decent fry.

jaja321

Superquinn sausages, bacon (burnt almost to a crisp), poached egg (with hot sauce), grilled tomatoes, mushrooms (optional), Superquinn soda bread toasted with butter, weekend edition of the Irish Times, and lots of coffee. Heaven.

Sorcha16

Merkin wrote: »

I have no idea as to why people insist on ruining a good fry with chav ingredients like beans

You need to get the organic ones, organic makes everything instantly upmarket

stmol32

This thread is going to end in near violent arguments.
Can we not have another thread about how immigrants are all dole scroungers or something?

stmol32

stmol32 wrote: »

This thread is going to end in near violent arguments.
Can we not have another thread about how immigrants are all dole scroungers or something?

Oh. I know.

What kind of ketchup do people use (I vote none)

Heinz or chef.

That better for you??

pickarooney

Two rashers, a bratwurst, fried mushrooms, fried egg, any blood sausage, unfried bread.

hooradiation

Merkin wrote: »

• 3 Clonakilty or 2 Superquinn Sausages hash browns
• 2 3 rashers
• 1 Poached scrambled Egg (hot sauce if you have it)
• 2 slices of homemade Irish soda bread fried bean or beans/tomato mix
• 2 grilled tomatoes
• A big pot of builders tea coffee
  

There we go, that'll do me just fine.

HeyThereDeliah

Deleted User wrote: »

Oh. I know.

What kind of ketchup do people use (I vote none)

Heinz or chef.

That better for you??

Brown sauce with brekkie.

jokettle

How has no-one yet mentioned Bird's Eye Potato Waffles? Granted, these are only to be included in a home-made fry, far from the judgmental eyes of loved ones, but still. They're feckin gorgeous.

Hash browns and potato farls are acceptable but poor substitutes.

Other required ingredients:
Pudding (black over white, but having both is the best option)
Sausages
Rasher
1 poached egg
Grilled tomato (so you can pretend it's healthy)

Oh, and heinz ketchup, obviously. None of that vinegary chef sh!te.

Immaculate Pasta

Stephen. :cool:

RacoonQueen

Jarren wrote: »

I have a name for that.

Heart attack!!!

The only thing thats actually bad in his fry is the hash browns and the bread and maybe the beans. Why would you ruin a good fry with beans?

jaja321

jokettle wrote: »

How has no-one yet mentioned Bird's Eye Potato Waffles? Granted, these are only to be included in a home-made fry, far from the judgmental eyes of loved ones, but still. They're feckin gorgeous.

Hash browns and potato farls are acceptable but poor substitutes.

Other required ingredients:
Pudding (black over white, but having both is the best option)
Sausages
Rasher
1 poached egg
Grilled tomato (so you can pretend it's healthy)

Oh, and heinz ketchup, obviously. None of that vinegary chef sh!te.

Aaaah Bird's Eye Potato Waffles - haven't had them in years! Love them!

hooradiation

jokettle wrote: »

How has no-one yet mentioned Bird's Eye Potato Waffles? Granted, these are only to be included in a home-made fry, far from the judgmental eyes of loved ones, but still. They're feckin gorgeous.

Ohh, there's an idea.

super_furry

Kearns sausages (now an endangered species *sniff*), white pudding (without barley - so Denny instead of Clonakilty), crispy streaky bacon, one fried egg - dippy, two spoonfuls of Heinz baked beans, white toast, tomato ketchup. Sorted.

AskMyChocolate

Deleted User wrote: »

Poached eggs on toast for me please!

I'd rarely have a fry, and if I did, the only thing fried would be the pudding.

Hicks or superquinn sausages - george foremanned
Hicks pudding - fried
Rashers - grilled
Eggs - Poached (I'm pretty sure I make the best poached eggs in the world)
Mushrooms
Grilled tomato
Toast with butter - none of this 'dairy spread' crap either. Real butter or don't bother.
Pot of tea.

Pretty much the perfect grill/fry there Whoopsie, although I'd add some fried spuds and if there were beans made I'd probably take a spoonful.

D-FENS

jokettle wrote: »

How has no-one yet mentioned Bird's Eye Potato Waffles?

And someone said Hash browns were chav...:)