Mensa Word Play Masters - Funny New Words

yeahimhere

Apparently this has been around for years but I was only introduced to it recently!

"A game whereby you take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition."
My favourite new one supplied by a colleague:

poocrastination (N): When you really need to do a number 2 but too lazy to get out of bed.

So clever word-smiths of AH, can you come up with any better ones?

Here's the list of current ones: http://washingtonpostsmensainvitational.com/

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like,
a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido : All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the
fruit you're eating.

TheBody

Shank: When you have a sh1t and a **** at the same time.

Oranage2

Funney - when a horse laughs

senorwipesalot

Cuntybollix:An Irish ladyboy

Oscillator:A connemara man who eats donkeys

yeahimhere

Oranage2 wrote: »

Funney - when a horse laughs

I'm more than likely just being a 'tard, but what was the original word you changed?

Grayson

yeahimhere wrote: »

Apparently this has been around for years but I was only introduced to it recently!

"A game whereby you take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition."
My favourite new one supplied by a colleague:

poocrastination (N): When you really need to do a number 2 but too lazy to get out of bed.

So clever word-smiths of AH, can you come up with any better ones?

Here's the list of current ones: http://washingtonpostsmensainvitational.com/

I'd imagine that means staying in the toilet too long because you can't be bothered going back to your desk.

cloptrop

Barse .....bit between balls and arse .
Striking an agreemant .......agreeing with a man over a woman because he is a man.

Grayson

Smutten: Like smitten, but a little bit dirty.

Oranage2

yeahimhere wrote: »

I'm more than likely just being a 'tard, but what was the original word you changed?

Funny - don't worry it was stupid i don't know why i wrote it

The Clown Man

Clognition: the resulting understanding or perception of a concept left behind when a person, through intellectual deficiencies, just doesn't get it.

The Clown Man

Hintellectual: someone who could be smart, but its hard to tell.

bnt

Excercist: someone who works out his demons at the gym.

Incandescent: rolling down a hill, in a barrel, on fire.

jeepers101

Hanger: Hunger resulting in anger

bnt

Oranage2 wrote: »

Funny - don't worry it was stupid i don't know why i wrote it

I think it might have been funnier if spelt "funneigh".

Rigol

Effeminhet .... camp hetrosexual.

longshanks

Macturbation. The act of pleasuring yourself by owning and talking (endlessly) about Apple products.

Micky Dolenz

Sexercise: my new get fit program.