Thinly veiled "I'm going to get Sex" Thread

pipelaser

Yes,
I'm taking a young lady that I don't know too well away for a dirty weekend.

Looking at the flight times, these are our options.

Zurich
Berlin
Piza
Rome
Krakow
Warsaw

Given that we'll get in late on the Friday and fly home on the Sunday evening, which City is our best option. Because apparently, we have to see cultural things as well as have sex.


Please get back to me on what places you think are total Kips, and what places may be nice to wander around for a day and a half.

MagicMarker

If you are as good at sex as you are at the internet, then I do feel sorry for your "lady friend".

Google.

Capt'n Midnight

seeing as how you'll be spending most of the weekend looking at the wallpaper or ceiling does it really matter where you go ?

1ZRed

You're bringing a girl you don't know very well away for dirty sex?

Seems like waaaay too much bother when all ceilings look the same






.

girl2

You're taking her away somewhere like that and you don't know her all that well??

I wouldn't be going anywhere too far tbh, go to London. It's not too far away, there's lots to do and wouldn't be all that hard to get an "emergency" flight back if needs be.

(I sound very negative - but am being realistic!!)

Poor Uncle Tom

A weekend in Kerry should do nicely, at least you'll be guaranteed to see the ring....:D

mikemac1

Head whest my good man

A great time can be had in Galway

Plus you can treat her to Supermacs, proper Galway food!

Jellicoe

He's right, don't pay too much for it.

pipelaser

MagicMarker wrote: »

If you are as good at sex as you are at the internet, then I do feel sorry for your "lady friend".

Google.

But I thought this was the Internet. I'm confused...:)

girl2 wrote: »

You're taking her away somewhere like that and you don't know her all that well??

I wouldn't be going anywhere too far tbh, go to London. It's not too far away, there's lots to do and wouldn't be all that hard to get an "emergency" flight back if needs be.

(I sound very negative - but am being realistic!!)

Unfortunately, I'm already living in London!

Ah no, we know each other a little while, just taking it very easy. I love seeing new cities as well.

Intensive Care Bear

Have a read through the escort thread, you might save some money ha ha

1ZRed

1210m5g wrote: »

Have a read through the escort thread, you might save some money ha ha

I heard if you're a boardsie you get a nice discount as well

It seems that the lady is more into culture than you are...and that you have never visited any of these cities.

Of the Polish ones Cracow is the prettiest to see and has plenty of history.
Theres so much to see in Rome that you'll be too exhausted after walking all day to do much afterwards.
Pisa is quite small but nice to see.
Berlin has a wild side.
Zurich is rather dull and very Swiss

If shes a keeper, bring her to Rome, otherwise Berlin.

However, I have a feeling the lady will let you know before long. Did you consider that Lisdoon might be worth a try....?

Zebra3

pipelaser wrote: »

Piza

Seaneh

pipelaser wrote: »

But I thought this was the Internet. I'm confused...:)





Unfortunately, I'm already living in London!

Ah no, we know each other a little while, just taking it very easy. I love seeing new cities as well.

Get the tube to padington station, hop on the first great western rail line and head to falmouth.

lot cheaper and cornwall is lovely.

Dockington

Dont go to Rome, you'll spend all your time sightseeing and no time on sex. Obviously visit Rome another time because its amazing, maybe further into the relationship (if one develops).

Krakow is class craic and a really beautiful city too so Id def recommend it.

Defiler Of The Coffin

Good lord man, don't bring her to Poland, the women there will make knocking boots with the girl a less attractive proposition

stoneill

There's an escort thread?

BornToKill

Definitely a pizza.

squod

Town

Intensive Care Bear

stoneill wrote: »

There's an escort thread?

Yeah its in the motors forum:pac:

Tigger

Rome
there's never not a good time to go to rome

le la rat

Whats wrong with the canal?

Son Of A Vidic

pipelaser wrote: »

Looking at the flight times, these are our options.

Zurich
Berlin
Piza
Rome
Krakow
Warsaw

Thinly veiled "I know how to book a flight" thread.

MJ23

Why not just stay home? Buy her a batter sausage meal and watch x factor. Then get her to straddle across you and pull the knickers to the side and ride you like Seabiscuit.

daingeanrob

Rome! holy god!

Procrastastudy

Berlin... but leave the girl at home.

Wossack

hah, going to a different country for a dirty weekend? you'll waste alot of saddle time in the airport... I hear Naas is nice this time of year..

Procrastastudy

Wossack wrote: »

hah, going to a different country for a dirty weekend? you'll waste alot of saddle time in the airport... I hear Naas is nice this time of year..

Nah Toilets at the Airport - then the mile high club - you're be bored of her before you reach where ever you want to go...

efb

Cockermouth, drop the hint.

It is prone to flooding though...

Geuze

Eurostar train to Paris, 2h20 from central London to central Paris, 10+ trains per day.

Fares from 69 stg return.

www.eurostar.co.uk


Or Eurostar to Brussels, 2h approx, 8 trains per day approx.

Timetable:
http://www.eurostar.com/pdf/timetables/UK_timetable.pdf

Geuze

Best value train ticket in Europe

DB's London Spezial

From London to Brussels using the Eurostar, then change onto a German ICE train to Koln or Franfurt for from 49 euro one-way. Change in Koln or Frankfurt for any other German city.

49 fare is limited, but does exist.

German version:
http://www.bahn.de/p/view/angebot/international/london-spezial.shtml

English version:
http://www.bahn.de/i/view/GBR/en/prices/europe/london-cologne-special.shtml

Emeraldy Pebbles

Loads of pressure there, OP. Hope it doesn't go down like a lead balloon after much build-up. Awk-ward.

Emeraldy Pebbles

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

Good lord man, don't bring her to Poland, the women there will make knocking boots with the girl a less attractive proposition

Bit presumptuous, we don't know what she looks like.

pavb2

Thinly Veiled I can afford to go away on holiday thread

AnonoBoy

You'll head off and once you get down to do the deed she'll start crying and telling you about her ex who was such a bastard and maybe you can just take it slowly for now and be friends, would that be ok?

Guaranteed.

Emeraldy Pebbles

Emeraldy Pebbles wrote: »

Bit presumptuous, we don't know what she looks like.

A bit presumption perhaps, but not a lot....

Gran Hermano

Brest

Fenian Army

Take her to Belfast or somewere in Ireland... don't be paying for a weekend away for some girl just for the ride

aaronjumper

efb wrote: »

Cockermouth, drop the hint.

It is prone to flooding though...

Two puns for the price of one!

Oat23

Bordeaux.

jessiejam

Head down to your local b&b, check in there and keep the nice weekend away for someone you care about not just for the ride.

If you must, visit some museum or something the next day to keep her sweet.

Permabear

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BillyMitchel

Well if your living in London, bring her to Dublin!

Venice is quite nice.

Pinturicchio

Bring her here. http://www.muffdivingclub.ie/ (SFW)

Local-womanizer

This is not a thinly veiled "I'm getting sex" thread, it's very blatant and in your face if anything!

I am dissapointed

msg11

Why do you have to bring her away ?

Thinly veiled ' I am bringing a hooker away' thread..

kowloon

Go to somewhere cold and dark. I've whittled it down to Norway, Sweden, Finland and a wheelie bin in an alley at night.

Voltex

Id love to be a fly on the wall where the OP's missus found this thread!!

Lexxxie

I actually need a break from sex.

I have 2-4 "people" I am seeing now since being divorced and Im consistantly floating on the ceiling.:)

pipelaser

Emeraldy Pebbles wrote: »

Bit presumptuous, we don't know what she looks like.

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=Konnie+Huq&hl=en&sa=X&rlz=1C1GGGE_en-gbGB504GB504&biw=1280&bih=709&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=jBh9a3WeZXLgnM:&imgrefurl=http://www.bollygallery.com/main.php%3Fg2_itemId%3D123141&docid=lGgh8dmFAWZseM&imgurl=http://www.bollygallery.com/d/123141-1/Konnie%252BHuq_010.jpg&w=1772&h=2623&ei=RFVxULbdBOaj0QWE9YDIAQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=182&vpy=325&dur=100&hovh=273&hovw=184&tx=92&ty=146&sig=114437656477715780458&page=3&tbnh=165&tbnw=108&start=49&ndsp=29&ved=1t:429,r:21,s:49,i:297

She Looks a little bit like Konnie Huq.
Piza it is!

mikehunts

pipelaser wrote: »

But I thought this was the Internet. I'm confused...:)





Unfortunately, I'm already living in London!

Ah no, we know each other a little while, just taking it very easy. I love seeing new cities as well.

No good going at it like a jack hammer, slide him in gently.