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Really hot escorts. Crazy not to?

  • 05-10-2012 8:03am
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭


    Most men can't seduce extremely hot women, actually most men don't even see extremely hot women in real life never mind seduce. So do you think it is a bit crazy not to want to sample a really hot woman even if you have to pay for it? After all you only live once, do you really want to die having never known what it's like to have sex with such a caliber of woman.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Switch off the lights. Saves money too. Problem solved for both genders.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Capri's were sportier looking for young lads.

    Cortinas for policemen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 813 ✭✭✭working fool


    Your livin in the past
    Focus


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Gauss wrote: »
    Most men can't seduce extremely hot women, actually most men don't even see extremely hot women in real life never mind seduce. So do you think it is a bit crazy not to want to sample a really hot woman even if you have to pay for it? After all you only live once, do you really want to die having never known what it's like to have sex with such a caliber of woman.

    pffft, speak for yourself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Sounds like someone has self esteem issues.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    If you dont say hello to them, you'll never be in with a chance of anything .. it's that simple..

    However if you are happy with fake moan's and leave the money on the locker so be it ..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Pffft, the day I have to pay money to get with a woman is.................

    *thinks of drinks / dinners / cinema tickets / food / taxi fares / etc paid for women*








    ........son of a bitch........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    You're making the assumption that really hot women = really hot sex, which is not necessarily the case, which is what you're paying for at the end of the day.

    Anyway paying for an hour of their time isn't really the same thing as seducing is it?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Really hot escorts = really hot pussies (the hot being STD).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,066 ✭✭✭✭Happyman42


    The seduction is the thrill, if that's fake, it's all fake.

    'I don't like girl's who say 'NO!'
    I don't like girls who say 'YES!'
    Most of all, I like the girls who say,
    'Well maybe...just for you!'


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging




    Jaysus look at the way the suspension gently but firmly caresses the bump's in the road....

    You just gave my erection an erection chief !!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Ghandee wrote: »
    Capri's were sportier looking for young lads.

    Cortinas for policemen.


    Eh saying that about the Cortina is unfair they had a name behinde them that not even the capri with it dazzeling looks would compete with.....


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Gauss wrote: »
    Most men can't seduce extremely hot women, actually most men don't even see extremely hot women in real life never mind seduce. So do you think it is a bit crazy not to want to sample a really hot woman even if you have to pay for it? After all you only live once, do you really want to die having never known what it's like to have sex with such a caliber of woman.

    Yes, the vast majority of us probably wont pork footballer's wives types, which is probably what you mean when you say extremely hot. You'd be surprised though, they're usually very manicured and almost alien looking in real life, it kind of puts me off them if they spend that time on their appearance. Vanity and all that.
    But then I'm sure I'd jump at the chance...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,208 ✭✭✭keithclancy


    Kim dot com did it .. and he's a chubbo:

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/21/article-2089138-1163095A000005DC-225_634x375.jpg

    Apparently he found the secret:

    Shít loads of cash


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    I've had sex with some really hot women who were terrible in bed, with plainer women who were amazing.

    Like the guy with the giant willy, some hot women feel they don't have to try, that by virtue of being attractive they are gonna be good in bed. They don't get that it doesn't work like that.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Gauss wrote: »
    actually most men don't even see extremely hot women in real life never mind seduce.

    I'm willing to go out on a limb and take one for the team so.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Chubbies are better in bed most of the time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Go for it OP. What's the harm, once she's happy to do it for money and you're happy to pay for it? Where's the problem?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Intensive Care Bear


    I've never paid for sex in my life and i never will...























    The escorts i used weren't too happy about that.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 967 ✭✭✭HeyThereDeliah


    Gauss wrote: »
    Most men can't seduce extremely hot women, actually most men don't even see extremely hot women in real life never mind seduce. So do you think it is a bit crazy not to want to sample a really hot woman even if you have to pay for it? After all you only live once, do you really want to die having never known what it's like to have sex with such a caliber of woman.

    Name two women you think are really hot.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 967 ✭✭✭HeyThereDeliah


    Gauss wrote: »

    Never heard of her looks like Cameron Diaz.
    Why do you think bedding her would be great?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss


    Gauss wrote: »

    Never heard of her looks like Cameron Diaz.
    Why do you think bedding her would be great?

    I don't know what it would be like, that's the point. I'd like to have fun finding out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 967 ✭✭✭HeyThereDeliah


    Gauss wrote: »
    I don't know what it would be like, that's the point. I'd like to have fun finding out.

    You can have the same fun with any woman. What's more important the face or the body?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    You can have the same fun with any woman. What's more important the face or the body?

    Are we talking about sex?
    The body/effort/technique.

    If you are talking about showing her off down the pub, then face sure.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,804 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    Another example which I'm amazed by is this!

    How in God's hairy hole did this happen?!?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss


    Gauss wrote: »
    I don't know what it would be like, that's the point. I'd like to have fun finding out.

    You can have the same fun with any woman. What's more important the face or the body?

    I generally find the hotter the woman the more stimulating the effect she has on me. For example if I were to make eye contact across a room with an average looking woman it does nothing whereas if it were a really hot woman I'd feel like a surge of electricity hit me.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss


    Gauss wrote: »
    I don't know what it would be like, that's the point. I'd like to have fun finding out.

    You can have the same fun with any woman. What's more important the face or the body?

    I generally find the hotter the woman the more stimulating the effect she has on me. For example if I were to make eye contact across a room with an average looking woman it does nothing whereas if it were a really hot woman I'd feel like a surge of electricity hit me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 164 ✭✭EdanHewittt


    I wouldn't pay for it. That is all.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss


    I wouldn't pay for it. That is all.

    What if nicky whelan in photos I linked said she'd fukc you if you bought her a can of club orange?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    I generally find the hotter the woman the more stimulating the effect she has on me. For example if I were to make eye contact across a room with an average looking woman it does nothing whereas if it were a really hot woman I'd feel like a surge of electricity hit me.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 164 ✭✭EdanHewittt


    Gauss wrote: »
    What if nicky whelan in photos I linked said she'd fukc you if you bought her a can of club orange?

    Haha!

    A can of Club Orange is a negligible price to pay for stuffing Nicky Whelan, so I would happily oblige.

    Nicky Whelan is nice, but as ever, this thread is now officially a thinly veiled contest to show the hottest bird evaaar.

    My personal favorite is this bird (Kelly Divine):

    kelly-divine-17.jpg

    Forget paying, I would walk on hot coal to stuff her.

    (And yes I like a full figure / curvy bird). But no fat chicks! ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭UCDVet


    I wouldn't pay for it. That is all.

    Everyone pays for it.

    The difference is escorts are honest about their price.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,896 ✭✭✭Sacksian



    My personal favorite is this bird (Kelly Divine):

    kelly-divine-17.jpg

    Forget paying, I would walk on hot coal to stuff her.

    (And yes I like a full figure / curvy bird). But no fat chicks! ;)

    "Close your eyes, I'm serious.

    CLOSE YOUR EYES.

    Now, instead see with your imagination."

    This woman is President-for-Life of the Society for the Visually Unappealing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 164 ✭✭EdanHewittt


    Sacksian wrote: »
    "Close your eyes, I'm serious.

    CLOSE YOUR EYES.

    Now, instead see with your imagination."

    This woman is President-for-Life of the Society for the Visually Unappealing.

    Personal preference bro. U mad bro?

    Do a Google Image search for her and you will be withdrawing your opinion very quickly ;) She's a Pr0n★

    And she's plastered all over Teh Internetz so there is proof, if any, that many want to stuff her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 428 ✭✭wolfeye


    Ahhhhhh yeah Hot chicks.
    This is one hot chick..

    http://troglopundit.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/fire_woman_widescreen.jpg












    ....now where did i put my asbestos gloves.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 264 ✭✭mariano rivera


    Gauss wrote: »
    Most men can't seduce extremely hot women, actually most men don't even see extremely hot women in real life never mind seduce. So do you think it is a bit crazy not to want to sample a really hot woman even if you have to pay for it? After all you only live once, do you really want to die having never known what it's like to have sex with such a caliber of woman.



    Did you ever consider that the HOT ESCORT is being coerced into prostitution?

    If she is being coerced into prostitution, (and you will have no idea if she is or not) you are having sex with her AGAINST HER WILL

    In essence, you are raping her


    OP, as you say yourself "you only live once,"

    This can be the time in your life that you were a rapist!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    UCDVet wrote: »
    Everyone pays for it.

    The difference is escorts are honest about their price.

    Everyone does not pay for it.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss


    Gauss wrote: »
    Most men can't seduce extremely hot women, actually most men don't even see extremely hot women in real life never mind seduce. So do you think it is a bit crazy not to want to sample a really hot woman even if you have to pay for it? After all you only live once, do you really want to die having never known what it's like to have sex with such a caliber of woman.



    Did you ever consider that the HOT ESCORT is being coerced into prostitution?

    If she is being coerced into prostitution, (and you will have no idea if she is or not) you are having sex with her AGAINST HER WILL

    In essence, you are raping her


    OP, as you say yourself "you only live once,"

    This can be the time in your life that you were a rapist!

    Assuming the escort isn't being coerced, women also do it of their own free will too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 264 ✭✭mariano rivera


    Gauss wrote: »
    Assuming the escort isn't being coerced, women also do it of their own free will too.

    How do you know which ones are doing it of their own free will ?

    Do you interview them?

    Check references?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Whatever you're into (as long as she hasn't been coerced into prostitution) but I find I'd find it difficult to have sex with someone knowing they don't want to be there and just want to get through it as fast as they can and take the spondoolicks.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    Whatever you're into (as long as she hasn't been coerced into prostitution) but I find I'd find it difficult to have sex with someone knowing they don't want to be there and just want to get through it as fast as they can and take the spondoolicks.

    What if know one you found attractive wanted to have sex with you? What would you do, stay celibate or ride the ones you are turned off by?

    That's interesting, would I rather have sex with someone attracted to me who I find unatteactive or vice versa?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    Whatever you're into (as long as she hasn't been coerced into prostitution) but I find I'd find it difficult to have sex with someone knowing they don't want to be there and just want to get through it as fast as they can and take the spondoolicks.

    What if know one you found attractive wanted to have sex with you? What would you do, stay celibate or ride the ones you are turned off by?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34 Glenn_Flinn


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    Whatever you're into (as long as she hasn't been coerced into prostitution) but I find I'd find it difficult to have sex with someone knowing they don't want to be there and just want to get through it as fast as they can and take the spondoolicks.

    You're a woman so that will never have to concern you.

    Women have it easy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 810 ✭✭✭augustus gloop


    i have worked in remote areas in the past where you would have no contact with the opposite sex for 6 weeks at a time and then a week off for R&R. We availed of paying for female company so to speak, i had no partner at the time and i was not gonna try to chat up some bird in a club on the off chance i might get my leg over. I am not really phased by it, nor ashamed, these ladies offered a service and i availed, being in the company of a fantastic looking woman who is there of her free will is not a bad thing! provided your not cheating on someone.
    also i imagine if the true figures ever came out about irish men with prostitutes id say we would be amazed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Gauss wrote: »
    I generally find the hotter the woman the more stimulating the effect she has on me. For example if I were to make eye contact across a room with an average looking woman it does nothing whereas if it were a really hot woman I'd feel like a surge of electricity hit me.

    Better press the DeGauss button.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Did you ever consider that the HOT ESCORT is being coerced into prostitution?

    If she is being coerced into prostitution, (and you will have no idea if she is or not) you are having sex with her AGAINST HER WILL

    In essence, you are raping her


    OP, as you say yourself "you only live once,"

    This can be the time in your life that you were a rapist!

    Because no woman has ever used her free-will to sell her body.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 85 ✭✭Madam Marie


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    Whatever you're into (as long as she hasn't been coerced into prostitution) but I find I'd find it difficult to have sex with someone knowing they don't want to be there and just want to get through it as fast as they can and take the spondoolicks.

    You forgot to delete the emboldened, you scallywag you.

    Where they 6ft 4" and full of muscles??


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