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Annoying Noises

  • 03-10-2012 9:14am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,372 ✭✭✭✭


    The noise of somebody scraping their spoon at the bottom of an empty yoghurt pot, that's pretty damn annoying. What's your annoying noise?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,799 ✭✭✭SureYWouldntYa


    Tumbleweed on a stupid thread..............


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 497 ✭✭akura


    People making piglike noises when eating


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Scratching a fork on plate



    *shudders*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    The cold water storage tank filling up after a middle of the night pee


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    People who cough.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 381 ✭✭stek


    people that park outside your gaff and leave the engine running.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Funglegunk


    Probably cars with faulty fan belts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Snow Patrol.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Ryan Tubrididdy and most RTE news readers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    Country & Western music.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭tomred1


    Something scraping off ice. Gives me a chill everytime.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Anything to do with Cats.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭emzolita


    loud chewing, and when people sniff. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 263 ✭✭Light Switch


    Squeeky brakes.
    Someone biting their nails.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,372 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    :pac:A lightswitch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,453 ✭✭✭jugger0


    Breathing,eating,the french etc...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    Cracking knuckles. Why the fcuk do ppl do that???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭fishy fishy


    the beeps that come out of your fire alarm when its time to change the battery.

    slurping tea - really gets on my nerves.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 666 ✭✭✭DeltaWhite


    Noisy eating sounds... cannot STAND it!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 369 ✭✭Papillon!


    Spanish students running down the quays singing 'I Will Survive' at 4am whilst I'm in bed not having a social life.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 413 ✭✭noxqs


    Sitting near some teenager listening to obnoxious dubstep music @ 120 dB via their headphones on the bus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Justin Bieber.

    Edit: Cats miaowing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 369 ✭✭Papillon!


    The sound of airoplanes going over my office every ten minutes and me not being on them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Cutlery being thrown into a draw. The sound as they all land on each other is painful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭SunnyDub1


    people that walk into a quite relaxed area whistling really loudly :mad:

    mostly taxi drivers or delivery men :rolleyes:

    OK your in a good mood but seriously shut the fcuk up !!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    Static on the radio as you move further west

    Snores-always think 'Yeah that's the last sno.......nope there's another'

    Cheap boy racer cars


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 272 ✭✭darrcow


    the mother-in-law


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    Small yappy dogs barking.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭leonidas83


    Doing the business in the jacks & another guy coming in to the cubicle beside you & making the most hard **** sounds imaginable, like a f**king tractor starting


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 325 ✭✭mr bungle.


    the sound of someone sweeping a footpath with a yard brush drives me mental


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 241 ✭✭Paddycrumlinman


    Fingernails scratching on the blackboard in school!!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    mr bungle. wrote: »
    the sound of someone sweeping a footpath with a yard brush drives me mental

    I'm the opposite, that actually calms me and makes me think humanity can do some good.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 666 ✭✭✭DeltaWhite


    I hate the noise of zips :rolleyes:

    Also - with an immense passion, I HATE SKANGER type accents...

    The worst is of course the oul zombie style junkball that parades around town....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Someone scraping their fingernails along the strings of a guitar. Particularly the two thickest ones. Just typing that out is giving me the willies


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Fanny Farts

    21/25



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    Heavy mouth breathing. I sat beside a mouth breather in a library recently.

    Contemplated homicide.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    uch wrote: »
    Fanny Farts

    Actually now that I think of it, I find Fanny Farts Fukcing Hilarious.

    21/25



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 356 ✭✭Bobsammy


    Someone biting ice cubes or ice pops. It makes me shiver!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    The guy who sits beside me at work often speaks shi** which is an annoying noise. He also looks like a ferret when he is concentrating but luckily he doesn't make annoying ferret noises.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,005 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    Small yappy dogs barking.

    Neighbours jack russell.

    Roll on rabies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    Slurping, mobile phones, children early in the morning


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭fishy fishy


    Ill match all your annoying sounds with just one word












    vuvuzela


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,693 ✭✭✭Whatsisname


    The sound of any living organism while suffering from a hangover.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    People slurping their drink, not only is the slurps enough, it's the the ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh afterwards :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    People slurping their drink, not only is the slurps enough, it's the the ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh afterwards :mad:

    Or them saying afterwards 'I am not slurping' :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    old people's random humming.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    Someone constantly clicking a pen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    old people's random humming.

    Would it be mmm-mmmmm or would it be mmmm-mm? The first one there, now thats the sound of a fridge humming and the second one, now thats the sound of a man humming. You never hear a woman humming. I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    I agree with nearly ever post on this thread!!! A first for me.

    Especially the pen clicking and the ignorant &*()_*()*() who sit outside your house with their engine running as you're trying to relax of an evening with the Financial Times on the couch just 5 foot away (as you can guess I don't have a front garden). Drives me mental.


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