Quiet Girls

Fukuyama

Girl I've seen in one of my lectures.

Is cute. Doesn't seem to have many friends. Bit of a nerd. Cute though.

How do I approach this?

She intimidates me with her niceness.

(I'm quite drunk(

Hardonraging

If you're drunk now is the time to go and slobber all over her.. then when she starts talking to you out of pity.. walk away .. act as if you dont give a feck !!

She'll be dripping like a fcuked fridge !!

Gongoozler

Not with the girlfriend anymore then?

tan11ie

Try to get talking and get to know her first...then ask her out.

Fukuyama

Hardonraging wrote: »

If you're drunk now is the time to go and slobber all over her.. then when she starts talking to you out of pity.. walk away .. act as if you dont give a feck !!

She'll be dripping like a fcuked fridge !!

She's not here right now. I'm at home.

Ahhh... I think I have a crush on a chick I've never spoken to.

Gheeeyyyy

Bipolar Joe

Just stand near her in total silence, she'll get the hint and soon enough you'll have mute children together.

Fukuyama

Gongoozler wrote: »

Not with the girlfriend anymore then?

Clearly not. Also, fcuk you kindly. Fresh wound.

Wee Willy Harris

I'd be aware of that. Quiet, can mean she can't even utter a 'no' thus rendering her more prone than the loudest, happiest slut

Richard Hillman

Dean0088 wrote: »

Girl I've seen in one of my lectures.

Is cute. Doesn't seem to have many friends. Bit of a nerd. Cute though.

How do I approach this?

She intimidates me with her niceness.

(I'm quite drunk(

There is only one solution. When you see her tomorrow you must do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

Shryke

Well. You're going to have to talk to her. I'm not sure what level you're at on the social scale. Walk normally, one leg and then the other, and don't make any animal noises mid-sentence. If your unsure that she's into you try licking her face. She might just lick you back.

Talib Fiasco

The same way you would approach any girl you fancy...jees just because she's shy doesn't mean she's an alien and needs weird treatment to attract her. Just go for it if you want her damnit.

3ndahalfof6

Ohhhhhhh I pictured you in a class, quiet girls.

she is more than likely a lesbian.

squod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY3TfjOeuhM

tan11ie

TheComeUp wrote: »

The same way you would approach any girl you fancy...jees just because she's shy doesn't mean she's an alien and needs weird treatment to attract her. Just go for it if you want her damnit.

Yep but if he approaches her out of the blue surrounded by a crowd, I'd put a bet that her answer will be no... regardless of how good looking or nice he is.:cool:

Just saying like.

Fukuyama

I'm afraid of scaring her away by thrusting my loins at her.

She seems quite timid...

Talib Fiasco

tan11ie wrote: »

Yep but if he approaches her out of the blue surrounded by a crowd, I'd put a bet that her answer will be no... regardless of how good looking or nice he is.:cool:

Just saying like.

Fair enough but in all honesty why would you approach her in a crowd.... And jesus christ who actually just asks a girl out on the spot anymore especially in college without even talking much. There are proper smart ways to approach girls. Anybody knows that. They're in lectures together, more than likely they both know eachother by name already. It isn't that hard to get close to someone in a lecture without giving too much away. When he has something to work on he can go from there.

Just sayin!

tan11ie

TheComeUp wrote: »

Fair enough but in all honesty why would you approach her in a crowd.... And jesus christ who actually just asks a girl out on the spot anymore especially in college without even talking much. There are proper smart ways to approach girls. Anybody knows that. They're in lectures together, more than likely they both know eachother by name already. It isn't that hard to get close to someone in a lecture without giving too much away. When he has something to work on he can go from there.

Just sayin!

That's why I said get talking and get to know her first:rolleyes:

Just saying

Namlub

Dean0088 wrote: »

Clearly not. Also, fcuk you kindly. Fresh wound.

Can't be that fresh if you're already making moves on someone else tbf

HeyThereDeliah

Dean0088 wrote: »

Girl I've seen in one of my lectures.

Is cute. Doesn't seem to have many friends. Bit of a nerd. Cute though.

How do I approach this?

She intimidates me with her niceness.

(I'm quite drunk(

There must be a joke about a nerd and a drunk but I'm too drunk right now to think about.
Write her a little love note.

Fukuyama

Namlub wrote: »

Dean0088 wrote: »

Clearly not. Also, fcuk you kindly. Fresh wound.

Can't be that fresh if you're already making moves on someone else tbf

Swirling stale Guinness round ones mouth would have anyone gasping for a whisky, unaged.

Talib Fiasco

tan11ie wrote: »

That's why I said get talking and get to know her first:rolleyes:

Just saying

Well I presumed he would do that anyway...that's always my 'tactic' anyway so I presume everyone does the same logical thing.

Just saying :P

Fukuyama

HeyThereDeliah wrote: »

Dean0088 wrote: »

Girl I've seen in one of my lectures.

Is cute. Doesn't seem to have many friends. Bit of a nerd. Cute though.

How do I approach this?

She intimidates me with her niceness.

(I'm quite drunk(

There must be a joke about a nerd and a drunk but I'm too drunk right now to think about.
Write her a little love note.

Don't know her name

Overheal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic

g'wan OP

Snowie

Dean0088 wrote: »

Girl I've seen in one of my lectures.

Is cute. Doesn't seem to have many friends. Bit of a nerd. Cute though.

How do I approach this?

She intimidates me with her niceness.

(I'm quite drunk(

behinde that niceness lies a sexual deivant with a strap on :pac:

Mr Benevolent

Dean0088 wrote: »

Girl I've seen in one of my lectures.

Is cute. Doesn't seem to have many friends. Bit of a nerd. Cute though.

How do I approach this?

Rohypnol. Why do people not just try this approach first? Saves a LOT of time and effort, believe me.

Overheal

Dean0088 wrote: »

Don't know her name

So?

Different scenario, I was selling to a cute girl and her friend. Not only did I not know her name but she gave me a false name at first, and it became a joke about "government names"

20 minutes later I ended up giving her my phone number. It got back to me a few days later that shes actually connected to a mutual friend, so I looked her up on facebook and sure enough theres a wall post on there saying "Charisma +1: I just got the number of a cute nerdy guy at [retailer]".

At this point I could go ahead and message her and joke about her charisma comment and embarrass the hell out of her (which would be kinda cute) but at this point I'm just getting amusement seeing if she'll actually try to call me, having already facebook-stalked me.

Fromthetrees

The quite ones are the type of woman you want in bed, they keep all that shy retiringness on the surface but given a chance they're more likely to explode into a fun sex demon who demands that weird sh1t is done. Sluty loud ones are actually the most boring, they just ly there like a plastic **** doll taking it with a distantly vacant stare.


Source~ I have a telescope.

HeyThereDeliah

Dean0088 wrote: »

Don't know her name

Send the note to the nerdy quiet girl. That will get her attention. She is probably a tiger in the bedroom.

cian68

Fromthetrees wrote: »

they just ly there like a plastic **** doll taking it with a distantly vacant stare.

Perfect

Richard Hillman

Buy her lingerie and make a mix tape. Ask her to wear the lingerie whilst listening to the mix tape for your **** bank. She'll ****ing love it.

Fukuyama

Fromthetrees wrote: »

The quite ones are the type of woman you want in bed, they keep all that shy retiringness on the surface but given a chance they're more likely to explode into a fun sex demon who demands that weird sh1t is done. Sluty loud ones are actually the most boring, they just ly there like a plastic **** doll taking it with a distantly vacant stare.


Source~ I have a telescope.

I've heared that.

I sure hope so.

Shlonging XFactor viewers is like boiled food. It's there on a plate but everyone really wants it fried.

Fukuyama

HeyThereDeliah wrote: »

Dean0088 wrote: »

Don't know her name

Send the note to the nerdy quiet girl. That will get her attention. She is probably a tiger in the bedroom.

An attempt may be made tomorrow to break the ice. I notice she normally sits in the same spot and shows up early.

I too will be conviently showing up early.

Millicent

Dean0088 wrote: »

An attempt may be made tomorrow to break the ice. I notice she normally sits in the same spot and shows up early.

I too will be conviently showing up early.

Might not want to try it if you bang of beer in the morning. Give it till Tuesday, just to be safe.

Humans eh!

Dean0088 wrote: »

An attempt may be made tomorrow to break the ice. I notice she normally sits in the same spot and shows up early.

I too will be conviently showing up early.

Don't come too early, you'll ruin it! :pac:

tan11ie

TheComeUp wrote: »

Well I presumed he would do that anyway...that's always my 'tactic' anyway so I presume everyone does the same logical thing.

Just saying :P

Well maybe he isn't logical :pac:

Just giving my two cents as an ex shy/quite girl

Mr Benevolent

Overheal wrote: »

So?

Different scenario, I was selling to a cute girl and her friend. Not only did I not know her name but she gave me a false name at first, and it became a joke about "government names"

20 minutes later I ended up giving her my phone number. It got back to me a few days later that shes actually connected to a mutual friend, so I looked her up on facebook and sure enough theres a wall post on there saying "Charisma +1: I just got the number of a cute nerdy guy at [retailer]".
.

With 33000 posts? I don't believe a word of it. I've heard that prolonged exposure to Boards does cause hallucinations though.

say_who_now?

Hardonraging wrote: »

If you're drunk now is the time to go and slobber all over her.. then when she starts talking to you out of pity.. walk away .. act as if you dont give a feck !!

She'll be dripping like a fcuked fridge !!

You sir, have an enviable mastery of the english language!

HeyThereDeliah

Dean0088 wrote: »

An attempt may be made tomorrow to break the ice. I notice she normally sits in the same spot and shows up early.

I too will be conviently showing up early.

Creature of habit predictable = boring, you are wasting your time. Look for another target.

There's only one solution; hump her leg.

Overheal

Confab wrote: »

With 33000 posts? I don't believe a word of it. I've heard that prolonged exposure to Boards does cause hallucinations though.

LOL. Actually in a related topic you'd be amazed how much weight I lost this year

boomkatalog

The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show.

Fukuyama

boomkatalog wrote: »

The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show.

Peow peow!

BBDBB

boomkatalog wrote: »

The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show.

sadly, I think the OP may suffer from a negligent discharge before he gets that far

Richard Hillman

boomkatalog wrote: »

The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show.

Thats all well and good in theory but what happens if Guns turn up an hour late and Axl walks off the stage after 5 songs :mad:

bdoo

HeyThereDeliah wrote: »

Dean0088 wrote: »

An attempt may be made tomorrow to break the ice. I notice she normally sits in the same spot and shows up early.

I too will be conviently showing up early.

Creature of habit predictable = boring, you are wasting your time. Look for another target.

If her habit was giving the op head it could be a worthwhile venture and provide the necessary distraction from his recent and now very public breAk up

kryogen

Frightened of scaring her away?

She will probably be offended by your physical appearance, will be able to smell the nervousness off you from 50 feet and will still be able to muster a polite, but firm, no thank you.

Dont worry about scaring her, worry about what you are going to tell yourself when you get rejected bud

HeyThereDeliah

bdoo wrote: »

If her habit was giving the op head it could be a worthwhile venture and provide the necessary distraction from his recent and now very public breAk up

Is he on the rebound?

bdoo

kryogen wrote: »

Dont worry about scaring her, worry about what you are going to tell yourself when you get rejected bud

Same thing I do every night pinky..... Try not to pull myself asunder jerking off thinking of the quiet girl.

bdoo

HeyThereDeliah wrote: »

bdoo wrote: »

If her habit was giving the op head it could be a worthwhile venture and provide the necessary distraction from his recent and now very public breAk up

Is he on the rebound?

So it would seem

bdoo

HeyThereDeliah wrote: »

bdoo wrote: »

If her habit was giving the op head it could be a worthwhile venture and provide the necessary distraction from his recent and now very public breAk up

Is he on the rebound?

So it would seem

Seaneh

op.


They say it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for.

She probably watched weird ainme, plays obscure japanese RPG games on her ps1 and SNES and is into BDSM.

I bet she has a fetlife profile where she's naked and marked.


The dirty wee bitch.