Psychic Wayne does reading, gets most things wrong

bp1989 · 21-09-2012 9:23am #1

I met with Psychic Wayne (from Psychic Readings Live) in Dublin yesterday. He performed a reading for me and got most things wrong.

Here's a few examples: He said my mother had a miscarriage, but she never did. He said I was heartbroken over a girl, but I'm gay. He said my grandmother died in the last two years and her name was Maria. She died in 2004 and her name wasn't Maria.

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Capt'n Midnight · 21-09-2012 9:25am

probably couldn't concentrate because he was thinking about how much he was going to collect from the bookies later

Cookie_Monster · 21-09-2012 9:27am

Fake psychic in non psychic shocker

davet82 · 21-09-2012 9:28am

that was my fcuking reading!!

i must have got yours

blatantrereg · 21-09-2012 9:28am

I knew that would be the case.

TwoShedsJackson · 21-09-2012 9:29am

How much did you pay for this drivel?

21-09-2012 9:29am

WHAT?! You mean Psychics aren't real?? Get the Irish Times on the line, stop the presses, I've got their new front page headline: "Man who claims to talk to dead people may not actually be doing it"

Oh, and how long did it take to give you your reading? At €2.44 a minute, I'm sure he's not too worried about what you got out of it

Awesome-O · 21-09-2012 9:31am

Ha I might go just for the entertainment, but more expensive then the cinema and doesn't last as long I'm guessing?!

Duggy747 · 21-09-2012 9:31am

"Someone you knew died once, I'm guessing this was a sad death. You were sad, yeah?"

"OHMAGAWD YES!! Soooooo freaky!!"

I've seen less shìte in a stool sample.

bp1989 · 21-09-2012 9:31am

I met him in person, I didn't pay for it.

Irishcrx · 21-09-2012 9:31am

Who'd trust anyone who calls themselves Psychic Wayne , you could imagine how these lads make the career choice.

'Hey Wayne , your really good at waffling and Bull******** people , you should be a psychic'

'Good idea , I'll call myself Psychic Wayne '

CreepingDeath · 21-09-2012 9:34am

bp1989 wrote: »

I met with Psychic Wayne (from Psychic Readings Live) in Dublin yesterday. He performed a reading for me and got most things wrong.

I could've predicted that with more accuracy than Chancer Wayne.

humanji · 21-09-2012 9:35am

You went out to prove a tv psychic is full of sh*t? Not really a challenge, is it?

bp1989 · 21-09-2012 9:40am

humanji wrote: »

You went out to prove a tv psychic is full of sh*t? Not really a challenge, is it?

A lot of people are convinced he's the real deal. Why else would they pay 2.44 a minute to talk to him?

Irishcrx · 21-09-2012 9:43am

bp1989 wrote: »

A lot of people are convinced he's the real deal. Why else would they pay 2.44 a minute to talk to him?

Because their sad , lonely and desperatly want to believe that these guys are the real deal and will change thaeir lives...In my opinion these 'Psycics' are scumbags who exploit peoples weaknesses..

humanji · 21-09-2012 9:44am

A lot of people like Ryan Tubridy. You're not going to change their minds by pointing out what everyone else already knows.

Penn · 21-09-2012 9:45am

bp1989 wrote: »

A lot of people are convinced he's the real deal. Why else would they pay 2.44 a minute to talk to him?

Same reason they used to pay that money trying to guess impossible maths or puzzle games. They're sitting in their crying chair and just want someone to talk to.