If egg didn't come out of a hen's bum in a shell...

Eve_Dublin

Do you think humans would've eaten egg if it didn't come out of a hen's arse in a shell? Do you think if it just came out in a dribbly mess that it would be as appealing?


Personally, I think we would've seen the slop and thought, "Ughhhhhhoooo :mad: Yucky!" and left it alone.


P.S.I'm drunk by the way.

JustAddWater

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

P.S.I'm drunk by the way.

at 5 in the afternoon?

You stay classy san-diego!

TPD

Drunk at 4:56pm on a Thursday, lucky bugger.
I want to be drunk

Eve_Dublin

JustAddWater wrote: »

at 5 in the afternoon?

You stay classy san-diego!

6pm here.

Dravokivich

Wouldn't that just make it their period?

stoneill

Were you off the day they did that in biology in school?

ScumLord

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Do you think humans would've eaten egg if it didn't come out of a hen's arse in a shell?

Of course we would, we're omnivores. That means we'll eat anything.

Tombi!

Hey, Eve, I hate you. I might have a few later. :P

I dunno, if it could be fried or boiled I suppose but wouldn't it be hard to transport back home?

Knight who says Meh

stoneill wrote: »

Were you off the day they did that in biology in school?

Prob' just drunk..

Eve_Dublin

stoneill wrote: »

Were you off the day they did that in biology in school?

Yes.

In Bloom

I'd suck that eggy goodness right out the hole.

Eve_Dublin

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Hey, Eve, I hate you. I might have a few later. :P

I dunno, if it could be fried or boiled I suppose but wouldn't it be hard to transport back home?

How would we have collected it? Why would we have even thought of eating it?


I've only had 3 cans of 33ml beer. Long week. Would be drunk just looking at a beer.

ejmaztec

At least it would come ready scrambled.

JRant

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Do you think humans would've eaten egg if it didn't come out of a hen's arse in a shell? Do you think if it just came out in a dribbly mess that it would be as appealing?


Personally, I think we would've seen the slop and thought, "Ughhhhhhoooo :mad: Yucky!" and left it alone.


P.S.I'm drunk by the way.

If it didn't come out in an egg the chicken would have to give birth to a live chick. Then we'd just wait till it fattened up a bit and then eat it, yummy.

davet82

dont drink 'n' boards would be my advice!

kfallon

This has been bothering you quite a while OP, hasn't it?

Tombi!

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

How would we have collected it? Why would we have even thought of eating it?


I've only had 3 cans of 33ml beer. Long week. Would be drunk just looking at a beer.

Well it's a baby chick so I dunno, get it to pop it out, then cook the thing alive?

33ml beer? You mean 330ml

Rented Mule

JustAddWater wrote: »

at 5 in the afternoon?

You stay classy san-diego!

Well that escalated rather quickly.

Eve_Dublin

kfallon wrote: »

This has been bothering you quite a while OP, hasn't it?

Honestly? Since last night...

You have to admit though, it's a good question. Eggs in their shell are so perfect. Everything we else get from animals needs to be made a little more appetising (blood, that creamy crap on top of milk etc) before it's sold but not eggs! Like Super Quinn Packaged them up themselves! You'd almost expect a label complete with barcode to come out with them...



Lock'er up mods....:cool:

Sinfonia

"How do they lure you back, back into the world, into the human race and the consciousness?
With a great traditional breakfast!
Fried slices of dead pig, tubes of dead pig, some fungus and a chicken’s period on a plate."

-Dylan Moran on mornings.

ejmaztec

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Honestly? Since last night...

You have to admit though, it's a good question. Eggs in their shell are so perfect. Everything we else get from animals needs to be made a little more appetising (blood, that creamy crap on top of milk etc) before it's sold but not eggs! Like Super Quinn Packaged them up themselves! You'd almost expect a label complete with barcode to come out with them...



Lock'er up mods....:cool:

Talking of "locked"...................:P

CardBordWindow

It sometimes happens when young birds start laying. They 'lay' a shellless egg. Normally they eat it themselves out of curiosity, or else rats eat it, but it does happen!

maxfresh

if you analyzed other food we eat you would probably think its gross eg. black pudding -a load of pigs blood and other stuff
steak - a load of cow muscle

but its all so nice

SEPT 23 1989

For a few seconds when you wake up in the morning you will not remember starting this thread

Eve_Dublin

CardBordWindow wrote: »

It sometimes happens when young birds start laying. They 'lay' a shellless egg. Normally they eat it themselves out of curiosity, or else rats eat it, but it does happen!

Jaysus.

3ndahalfof6

I wanted to start a thread asking the same question but I was afraid to, thank you EVE.

Eve_Dublin

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

I wanted to start a thread asking the same question but I was afraid to, thank you EVE.

No problem! Been around this joint so long now and made a cyber-tit of myself so many times I'm beyond caring!



Any other questions you need answering? "What's a Canada?" for example?

smash

A hen's bum???

Back to biology class for Eve...

3ndahalfof6

there was one I was thinking of asking but the fear got hold of me, (if a dog farted into a cats face how do you think it would react)

Eve_Dublin

smash wrote: »

A hen's bum???

Back to biology class for Eve...

FFFFFagina! Sorry!

Where To

Fish eggs don't have shells on them.

/V\etalfish

It's not like milk comes out in a read made container...

who_me

Mmmm.... chicken juice....

smash

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

FFFFFagina! Sorry!

All is forgiven, but only because you're drunk and I like the fact that in your current state you don't care which hole is which... my kinda girl!

In Bloom

Chickens only have one hole. It's called a bumgina.

Joey the lips

Dravokivich wrote: »

Wouldn't that just make it their period?

Egggggzactly

YFlyer

In Bloom wrote: »

Chickens only have one hole. It's called a bumgina.

The cock is delighted.

Micky Dolenz

Egcellent.

Abi

1. Chickens, as well as other birds, have a common opening for reproduction, and for the evacuation of stools and urine. This opening is called the "vent". They do not have a bladder because their urine is not a fluid. It is a white paste, called urates, that you can observe surrounding the droppings. The intestine, ureters and oviduct come together into a common chamber called the cloaca. This is a rather dirty place, whereas the egg is always clean and almost sterile when laid.


2. The hen turns part of the cloaca and the last segment of the oviduct inside out, "like a glove." The described red membrane is then everted inside of these organs. The egg emerges far outside, at the end of the bulge. So it cannot contact the walls of the cloaca and get contaminated by stools or urine. Moreover, the intestine and inner part of the cloaca are kept shut by the emerging egg, and their contents cannot leave when the hen strains to deliver the egg. Therefore, eggs are always clean as they are laid. However, sometimes a hen, stomping around the nest with dirty feet, will get the egg dirty anyway.

I like when theres little feathers stuck on 'em :pac:

Ziphius

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

FFFFFagina! Sorry!

Cloaca

Seedy Arling

Thread needs moar jokes about getting laid.

aaronjumper

I would probably just think the chicken was crapping on itself.
In which case after it had been cleaned I'd just have a chicken sandwhich.

Eve_Dublin

Dravokivich wrote: »

Wouldn't that just make it their period?

I think you're missing my point.

I'm talking about the wonder of the eggshell itself and what an incredible display of nature's prowess it is.

Micky Dolenz

Seedy Arling wrote: »

Thread needs moar jokes about getting laid.

Crack on.

Micky Dolenz

I got a job for a summer in an egg packing factory. It was my job to paint a dob of chicken poo on every second egg.

Cienciano

Imagine it came from a male chickens japs eye. Even less appealing.

Defiler Of The Coffin

Such a fowl thread





:cool:

CardBordWindow

Cienciano wrote: »

Imagine it came from a male chickens japs eye. Even less appealing.

You mean a cock's japs eye?? Te-he-he-he:D

holystungun9

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

Such a fowl thread





:cool:

Reminded me of a very successful chat up line...

'Do like you chicken? Cos me c0ck is fowl'.

Ladies just melt at that one.

Neewbie_noob

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

if it didn't come out of a hen's arse in a shell?

I've got some news for you

Boscoirl

more importantly, would we still have Cadburys cream eggs?