The awkward moment when....

EdenHazard · 13-09-2012 1:45am #1

Guys listen to this for a coincidence/faith(:rolleyes:)

Was talking to this girl online last few weeks right, anyway decided to go full speed ahead and hit her with the 'give me a text' question to which she replied 'might see you around college lol' Well as it turns out I will be seeing her around college in 'lol' circumstances. It seems we are gonna be in the exact same class(small group class) Class is on tomorrow morning, what the hell would you do in this situation. Talk about awkward. Should I play it off cool, pretend that we don't know each other, or should I just be like 'ohhhhh (insert name) and pretend I never got burned by her? I look like a stalker but the classes were completely random.

Local-womanizer · 13-09-2012 1:47am

EdenHazard wrote: »

Guys listen to this for a coincidence/faith(:rolleyes:)

Was talking to this girl online last few weeks right, anyway decided to go full speed ahead and hit her with the 'give me a text' question to which she replied 'might see you around college lol' Well as it turns out I will be seeing her around college as it seems we are gonna be in the exact same class(small group class) Class is on tomorrow morning, what the hell would you do in this situation. Talk about awkward. Should I play it off cool, pretend that we don't know each other, or should I just be like 'ohhhhh (insert name) and play if off cool'?

Watch how she interacts with other people, how she applies herself in the class and is she attentive, then sniff her hair...

NegativeCreep · 13-09-2012 1:47am

Why would you pretend you don't know her? You get free johnnies off the student union in the first week. Perfect opportunity to try them out

dodderangler · 13-09-2012 1:48am

Awkward moment when ya lived at home and had a **** and someone either knocks on the door or walks in
Not speakin from experience tho :P

mauzo · 13-09-2012 1:49am

Just play it cool, you'll know if she's interested!

1ZRed · 13-09-2012 1:52am

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Why would you pretend you don't know her? You get free johnnies off the student union in the first week. Perfect opportunity to try them out

Awkward moment when you get a girl at your place and whip out a pack of condoms only to make water balloons

EdenHazard · 13-09-2012 1:52am

Thanks Mauzo but I don't care about her interest, just the sheer awkwardness of it. How to not make it awkward, I was basically like to her 'you are unreal looking' I'd never be that forward in real life. She sorta seemed to think i was good looking/interested at the start until I went with the 'give me a text question'

13-09-2012 1:53am

Start a blog ffs.

EdenHazard · 13-09-2012 1:56am

Think I'll prob have a panic attack in the morning, srs. These kinda things kill me, to try switch different class or to stay, that is the question.

Eathrin · 13-09-2012 2:02am

I don't see a problem here.
Say hi is all.

mauzo · 13-09-2012 2:02am

EdenHazard wrote: »

Think I'll prob have a panic attack in the morning, srs. These kinda things kill me, to try switch different class or to stay, that is the question.

Stay, act confident. Smile at her, pretend it doesnt bother you!

Cheeky wink wont go amiss either

1ZRed · 13-09-2012 2:02am

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Watch how she interacts with other people, how she applies herself in the class and is she attentive, then sniff her hair...

They don't just give these usernames out to anyone ya know

EdenHazard · 13-09-2012 2:04am

Eathrin wrote: »

I don't see a problem here.
Say hi is all.

Oh, I was like to her 'yo I'm deleting my account but yeah here's my number so give me a tex or whatever' she replies 'blah blah blah.....oh maybe I'll see u in college sometime.......*wait for it* LOL' Can you hear that its the sound of the burn travelling from last week!

DrumSteve · 13-09-2012 2:07am

Thinly veiled "I've talked to a girl" thread.

entropi · 13-09-2012 2:07am

EdenHazard wrote: »

I don't care about her interest

If you went ahead and asked her to start texting you, with chatting online for a few weeks already? Dont tell us you dont care if she's interested!

She knows who you are, just play it cool and let things run their course.

1ZRed · 13-09-2012 2:13am

Seriously though, just acknowledge how you met and just have a laugh at the funny coincidence. No need to be an ass and pretend you don't know her because that would be really odd behaviour.

mackg · 13-09-2012 2:18am

This isn't as bad as you think it is. Just stay cool and act normal.

You are more than likely going to find yourself in FAR more awkward situations of the course of college.

le la rat · 13-09-2012 2:25am

awkward moment when you walk into the toilet and didn't know that your granny was after loosing half her body weight in there. Did i do it right?

wonderfullife · 13-09-2012 2:27am

EdenHazard wrote: »

Guys listen to this for a coincidence/faith(:rolleyes:)

Was talking to this girl online last few weeks right, anyway decided to go full speed ahead and hit her with the 'give me a text' question to which she replied 'might see you around college lol' Well as it turns out I will be seeing her around college in 'lol' circumstances. It seems we are gonna be in the exact same class(small group class) Class is on tomorrow morning, what the hell would you do in this situation. Talk about awkward. Should I play it off cool, pretend that we don't know each other, or should I just be like 'ohhhhh (insert name) and pretend I never got burned by her? I look like a stalker but the classes were completely random.

If i were you i'd focus on sorting out your shambolic performances for Belgium and stop worrying bout your 200 grand a week and girl problems.

That and basically get in the friend zone for a while and slip her one when drunk.

le la rat · 13-09-2012 2:29am

By god don't get in the friend zone its hell in here. Stay away from the friend zone at all costs. Being in the cnut zone is better than being in the friend zone

wonderfullife · 13-09-2012 2:31am

le la rat wrote: »

By god don't get in the friend zone its hell in here. Stay away from the friend zone at all costs. Being in the cnut zone is better than being in the friend zone

I tended to shag my female college friends with enough alcohol on board on both sides. No bullsh1t bout liking each other either just drunk sex. Might work!!

le la rat · 13-09-2012 2:33am

It takes a sepcial man to pull off such a coup. Tips hat

BillyMitchel · 13-09-2012 2:36am

Tell her she looks even more beautiful in real life. Talk about the class. Small chat. Dont just ignore her, you'll come across as creepy weirdo who **** all day looking at the interweb.

Meet her on a dating site?

Chuck Stone · 13-09-2012 2:59am

'Fritzl' her.

wonderfullife · 13-09-2012 3:02am

EdenHazard wrote: »

Thanks Mauzo but I don't care about her interest, just the sheer awkwardness of it. How to not make it awkward, I was basically like to her 'you are unreal looking' I'd never be that forward in real life. She sorta seemed to think i was good looking/interested at the start until I went with the 'give me a text question'

rookie mistake. always go for the facebook add not her number. Girls can deal with that **** as they can unfriend/block if ur a weirdo. Harder to change numbers.

BOF666 · 13-09-2012 3:21am

Just act normal.

Either she already thinks you're a creep, and there's nothing you can do about it, or she knows you fancy her, so your sorted!

If that doesn't work, get some tips off wonderfullife...

Pherekydes · 13-09-2012 7:12am

EdenHazard wrote: »

I look like a stalker but the classes were completely random.

Maybe she knows the classes are randomly generated?

Don't sit beside her in every class. Don't avoid sitting beside her either. Be friendly and, in regard to the class, helpful. Don't fart in class, and make sure your deodorant is "getting it". And, above all, pay attention in class and ace that course. Women don't want to breed with stupid, lazy guys. :pac:

13-09-2012 9:31am

Why would it be awkward ...?

nbar12 · 13-09-2012 9:35am

EdenHazard wrote: »

Think I'll prob have a panic attack in the morning, srs. These kinda things kill me, to try switch different class or to stay, that is the question.

man up for goodness sake, you're a footballer for Chelsea, you can get any girl you want!

davet82 · 13-09-2012 9:38am

tut tut tut... she's reading this now so you've fcuked up big time

Kolido · 13-09-2012 9:45am

BOF666 wrote: »

Just act normal.

Either she already thinks you're a creep, and there's nothing you can do about it, or she knows you fancy her, so your sorted!

If that doesn't work, get some tips off wonderfullife...

I think its beyond that. He sounds like an attention seeker.

EdenHazard · 13-09-2012 9:50am

Wow guys that went horrible, I arrived late and the only seat available was beside her, I've got social anxiety so stuff like that would kill me, I couldn't speak! I didn't say hi, or anythng

nbar12 · 13-09-2012 9:52am

EdenHazard wrote: »

Wow guys that went horrible, I arrived late and the only seat available was beside her, I've got social anxiety so stuff like that would kill me, I couldn't speak! I didn't say hi, or anythng

you should have asked her if she would like a go on your disco stick

s_carnage · 13-09-2012 10:06am

EdenHazard wrote: »

Oh, I was like to her 'yo I'm deleting my account but yeah here's my number so give me a tex or whatever' she replies 'blah blah blah.....oh maybe I'll see u in college sometime.......*wait for it* LOL' Can you hear that its the sound of the burn travelling from last week!

All I can hear is that God awful song in my head right now. So call me maybe?!?! uuughhgh

13-09-2012 10:22am

s_carnage wrote: »

All I can hear is that God awful song in my head right now. So call me maybe?!?! uuughhgh

Damn you.

AnonoBoy · 13-09-2012 10:26am

10 euro says the OP gets the clap off this girl before the mid-term break.

az2wp0sye65487 · 13-09-2012 10:28am

AnonoBoy wrote: »

10 euro says the OP gets the clap off this girl before the mid-term break.

Either the clap; or a slap. One or the other

Jaysoose · 13-09-2012 10:35am

seriously though..wtf...shes a person..being normal usually works a treat, but you went straight for the sweaty weirdo approach..its a risky approach as she may now have you pegged as a sweaty mute weirdo as opposed to the suave devil you are online.

EdenHazard · 13-09-2012 11:12am

AnonoBoy wrote: »

10 euro says the OP gets the clap off this girl before the mid-term break.

What's the clap? Your a brave man if its something that will benefit me, I'd be backing the slap or the 'avoid all contact' with me approach.

AnonoBoy · 13-09-2012 11:14am

EdenHazard wrote: »

What's the clap?

Ah ignorance... such sweet bliss. :pac:

Pherekydes · 13-09-2012 11:19am

Deleted User wrote: »

Damn you.

Yes, the feckin baxtard. He has me humming it now, even though I hate it with a vengeance.

Keyzer · 13-09-2012 11:20am

I have no idea why I am in this thread...

kryogen · 13-09-2012 11:21am

You know what bugs me, and this is not an attack on the OP as he is just one of many, but people who **** up the use of the word fate.

Faith and fate, two separate words people

EdenHazard · 13-09-2012 11:24am

kryogen wrote: »

You know what bugs me, and this is not an attack on the OP as he is just one of many, but people who **** up the use of the word fate.

Faith and fate, two separate words people

Mindblown.

13-09-2012 11:30am

EdenHazard wrote: »

What's the clap? Your a brave man if its something that will benefit me, I'd be backing the slap or the 'avoid all contact' with me approach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bw2X1oq_js

Plazaman · 13-09-2012 11:43am

Keyzer wrote: »

I have no idea why I am in this thread...

Loud noises...... I don't know what we're talking about.......

Seriously I don't know why is it awkward.

1ZRed · 13-09-2012 5:22pm

EdenHazard wrote: »

Your a brave man if its something that will benefit me

I think a brave man would really benefit you, OP

randylonghorn wrote:

I'd be backing the..

see, you've already got the right idea :pac:

astonaidan · 13-09-2012 11:01pm

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Why would you pretend you don't know her? You get free johnnies off the student union in the first week. Perfect opportunity to try them out

Time to gloat about picking up the sext student nurse giving them out, Nah Ill save that for another day;)

PizzamanIRL · 13-09-2012 11:19pm

The awkward moment when people still give this guy the attention he craves. Oh wait, I'm doing it too.

PS: Don't say 'Yo' to a girl.

BorneTobyWilde · 13-09-2012 11:22pm

Are you sure its not John Terry your speaking to online

fullstop · 13-09-2012 11:40pm

EdenHazard wrote: »

Wow guys that went horrible, I arrived late and the only seat available was beside her, I've got social anxiety so stuff like that would kill me, I couldn't speak! I didn't say hi, or anythng

My, what a coincidence that after making this thread the only seat in the whole lecture theatre was beside this girl. I totally believe you by the way...

The awkward moment when....

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