I have a very nice lady friend visiting.

Bipolar Joe · 07-09-2012 5:17pm #1

She is just a friend. How do I not fuck this up, AH?

Mr. CooL ICE · 07-09-2012 5:18pm

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

She is just a friend. How do I not fuck this up, AH?

Start by asking how her bra is

racso1975 · 07-09-2012 5:18pm

Id say asking ah was your first mistake.....
.your rightly fuked

phasers · 07-09-2012 5:18pm

Move away and don't tell her where.

shadowcomplex · 07-09-2012 5:18pm

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

She is just a friend. How do I not fuck this up, AH?

is it too late to cancel:rolleyes:

hairyprincess · 07-09-2012 5:20pm

tell her to take her clothes off

KKkitty · 07-09-2012 5:21pm

Don't talk, just smile and nod :pac:

07-09-2012 5:21pm

Pin her down and fart on her head, the way she knows you're just mates, like.

kneemos · 07-09-2012 5:22pm

Don't put you'r penis in it.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 07-09-2012 5:22pm

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

She is just a friend. How do I not fuck this up, AH?

Don't come on to her, whatever you do. Guaranteed gonna destroy that all-important friendship.

Bipolar Joe · 07-09-2012 5:22pm

racso1975 wrote: »

Id say asking ah was your first mistake.....
.your rightly fuked

I trust AH with all of the important aspects of my life, how do you think everything has turned out so well for me?

snubbleste · 07-09-2012 5:22pm

Tell her you are bipolar.

pontia · 07-09-2012 5:22pm

ask her does she do the gee

Bipolar Joe · 07-09-2012 5:23pm

Also, some omitted information, it would be pretty great if she was not just, you know?

Gongoozler · 07-09-2012 5:25pm

If she was not just ...what?

There's a chance she likes you, if she's coming over to yours, by herself...to spend time with you.. Go for it I say. Give her your sex.

zefer · 07-09-2012 5:25pm

What?? And pics or gtfo

Ella · 07-09-2012 5:26pm

I dont understand the question? If she's just a mate then all you're doing is hanging out with a mate? What's to fúck up?

kneemos · 07-09-2012 5:26pm

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Also, some omitted information, it would be pretty great if she was not just, you know?

A ride?

Bipolar Joe · 07-09-2012 5:26pm

Gongoozler wrote: »

If she was not just ...what?

There's a chance she likes you, if she's coming over to yours, by herself...to spend time with you.. Go for it I say. Give her your sex.

But I am scared of my sex

!!

I don't want to just get a ride, I like relationships and all the rubbish that goes along with them.

not yet · 07-09-2012 5:28pm

Man the fcuk up and give her a good seeing to ffs, she'll thank you in the end.

Shryke · 07-09-2012 5:28pm

Shave your pubes anyway just in case.

07-09-2012 5:29pm

racso1975 wrote: »

Id say asking ah was your first mistake.....
.your rightly fuked

If he were fcuked already, he wouldn't need to be asking advice on how to get there

jessiejam · 07-09-2012 5:29pm

Be yourself.

That is all.

1ZRed · 07-09-2012 5:30pm

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I like relationships and all the rubbish that goes along with them.

Kinky bastard

not yet · 07-09-2012 5:33pm

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

But I am scared of my sex !!

I don't want to just get a ride, I like relationships and all the rubbish that goes along with them.

In the key of G...OOOHH OOHHH UR SEX IS ON FIRE.

Gongoozler · 07-09-2012 5:39pm

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

But I am scared of my sex !!

I don't want to just get a ride, I like relationships and all the rubbish that goes along with them.

Awhhh

well you can use tonight to suss her out for all that. flirt a little with her and you'll probably be able to figure it out from there. or if you can't, write up here what happened and who said what, and we'll tell ya.

mattjack · 07-09-2012 5:40pm

A good pump and a repair kit for a puncture in a tyre , just in case you puncture her.

Standard Toaster · 07-09-2012 5:41pm

I've mixed feelings about this Joe.

matt-dublin · 07-09-2012 5:42pm

If she was to do a handstand and you mount in the wheelbarrow position to form a capital T then technically you would be ****ing it down?

Just a thought?

BBDBB · 07-09-2012 5:44pm

offer to show her your famous impression of an elephant

Bipolar Joe · 07-09-2012 5:45pm

She will be here in a couple of hours, I have time to be prepared. So far, I have:

Cans
Iced cream

I can't help but feel I'm missing something.

BBDBB · 07-09-2012 5:46pm

you need some romance Joe............quick, tie a ribbon around her can

3ndahalfof6 · 07-09-2012 5:46pm

pretend your not home.

Bipolar Joe · 07-09-2012 5:47pm

BBDBB wrote: »

you need some romance Joe............quick, tie a ribbon around her can

Good idea. Should I do it, now, while they're in the fridge, or just before she arrives?

Micky Dolenz · 07-09-2012 5:48pm

Whatever you do, don't be yourself. Try and be someone smart and cool. Good luck.

mattjack · 07-09-2012 5:49pm

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Good idea. Should I do it, now, while they're in the fridge, or just before she arrives?

Joe, stay away from the fridge.This would be the night you'll get stuck in the fridge.

1ZRed · 07-09-2012 5:49pm

BBDBB wrote: »

you need some romance Joe............quick, tie a ribbon around her can

You could actually get a laugh out of that which would break the ice pretty nicely.

BBDBB · 07-09-2012 5:51pm

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Good idea. Should I do it, now, while they're in the fridge, or just before she arrives?

chill the ribbon, it shows her you care

mikemac1 · 07-09-2012 5:51pm

What would Feeky Magee do?

Actually he failed, find someone else to copy

Owryan · 07-09-2012 5:51pm

When you pay her, give her the correct amount, Ladies of the night dont do change

holystungun9 · 07-09-2012 5:51pm

KKkitty wrote: »

Don't talk, just smile and nod :pac:

Chicks love that.

jd007 · 07-09-2012 5:52pm

snubbleste wrote: »

Tell her you are bipolar.

Then tell her you're not bipolar 2 minutes later

3ndahalfof6 · 07-09-2012 5:54pm

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

She will be here in a couple of hours, I have time to be prepared. So far, I have:

Cans
Iced cream

I can't help but feel I'm missing something.

hang samwidges?

Gran Hermano · 07-09-2012 5:55pm

Chill a good bottle of champagne and prepare a smorgasbord of canapés and condoms.

BBDBB · 07-09-2012 5:58pm

put the Barry Whites Snogathon box set on the CD

Neadine · 07-09-2012 5:59pm

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

She will be here in a couple of hours, I have time to be prepared. So far, I have:

Cans
Iced cream

I can't help but feel I'm missing something.

CHOCOLATE

Bipolar Joe · 07-09-2012 6:00pm

The iced cream is chocolate chip cookie variety and also chocolate fudge brownie.

mikemac1 · 07-09-2012 6:00pm

Watch The Notebook

The wimmins just burst into tears watching that

Then you make your move when she is feeling emotional

Bipolar Joe · 07-09-2012 6:01pm

I'm gonna have a shower. Should I put a side parting in my hair?

BBDBB · 07-09-2012 6:02pm

dont try to gloss over the "Bipolar Joe" name by shortening it to "Bi-Joe", she might get the wong idea

Bipolar Joe · 07-09-2012 6:03pm

BBDBB wrote: »

dont try to gloss over the "Bipolar Joe" name by shortening it to "Bi-Joe", she might get the wong idea

She calls me Jo-Jo Baby. I dunno how to take that.

I have a very nice lady friend visiting.

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