Seriously dark fecker here - enrolled in UCD

Dark Dude · 05-09-2012 1:11am #1

Rejected a place in Trinity last minute to go to UCD. I'm a seriously dark ****er, smart as ****, tortured genius type. My life is a blur of cocaine, vodka and class A drugs. To me their are no genders, just sexual opportunities for my next cocaine campaign. I'll be walking the campus in a long dark overcoat, a fedora and will smoke french cigarollos. Sex in the jacks and cocaine of the back of his/her arse when it's done. Seriously dark ****er here about to turn up on campus and see what's what.

Any advice? Societies or anything I should look out for?

III · 05-09-2012 1:39am

The trampoline club springs to mind, I think you'll enjoy it

Dark Dude · 05-09-2012 1:49am

III wrote: »

The trampoline club springs to mind, I think you'll enjoy it

Ah I'd be a much darker **** than that. Bit too much going on between the ears for any of that type of **** quite frankly (as you can probably already tell, who uses the phrases "quite frankly?"). I'm a dark ****er strutting around UCD. I want a high that's the drug and not the thrill....

The Radiator · 05-09-2012 1:50am

I think you're meant to refer to them as 'coloured folk' or something nowadays

Dark Dude · 05-09-2012 1:53am

The Radiator wrote: »

I think you're meant to refer to them as 'coloured folk' or something nowadays

I'm referring to internal darkness here. My own internal truth, cocaine and sex aside, is one of darkness. Do try to keep up. I'm a smart as **** genuine modern day caligula. ****ing seriously dark fecker....

dharma200 · 05-09-2012 1:56am

You must be smart as **** if you can get good cocaine in Ireland

The Radiator · 05-09-2012 1:56am

Dark Dude wrote: »

I'm referring to internal darkness here. My own internal truth, cocaine and sex aside, is one of darkness. Do try to keep up. I'm a smart as fuck genuine modern day caligula. Fucking seriously dark fecker....

Ok, you're one of those white guys who think they're black like Eminem or the guy in that Offspring music video

Dark Dude · 05-09-2012 1:58am

The Radiator wrote: »

Ok, you're one of those white guys who think they're black like Eminem or the guy in that Offspring music video

No, your always wrong breh. I'm as dark on the inside as satan, white man on the outside. Prince of Darkness. Intelligent ****er who ended up in darkness tbh

DARK ****

The Radiator · 05-09-2012 2:08am

Dark Dude wrote: »

No, your always wrong breh. I'm as dark on the inside as satan, white man on the outside. Prince of Darkness. Intelligent fucker who ended up in darkness tbh

DARK ****

'your always wrong'? 'your'? Intelligent? Oh, don't make me laugh. You've just made a complete tit of yourself

Dark Dude · 05-09-2012 2:11am

The Radiator wrote: »

'your always wrong'? 'your'? Intelligent? Oh, don't make me laugh. You've just made a complete tit of yourself

wtf are you on about? your trying to sound smart here and your coming up short in my estimation. I read Dostoyevski and a lot of dark as **** russian literature, your tiny brain isnt going to impress me breh....

DARK ****

III · 05-09-2012 2:11am

You can get pretty high in the trampoline club, if you know what I'm saying. Go on, just jump in

Dark Dude · 05-09-2012 2:12am

III wrote: »

You can get pretty high in the trampoline club, if you know what I'm saying. Go on, just jump in

I dont mean physically high, I mean high as in on drugs. Drugs hide the misery of inner truth from the world...

DARK ****

III · 05-09-2012 2:19am

Believe me, once you feel that taut elastic between your toes, once you rise like a phoenix from the ashes and spread your wings, once you reach for the heavens and look into the endless skies above you'll never yearn for another rush. You'll be high, in body and mind. Then you come crashing down and have to wait in line before you can jump again, it's just like heroin, the big daddy of that piss poor drug you call "cocaína". Except heroin never gave you a free goody bag.

No seriously, please join we really need some members

Dark Dude · 05-09-2012 2:20am

III wrote: »

Believe me, once you feel that taut elastic between your toes, once you rise like a phoenix from the ashes and spread your wings, once you reach for the heavens and look into the endless skies above you'll never yearn for another rush. You'll be high, in body and mind. Then you come crashing down and have to wait in line before you can jump again, it's just like heroin, the big daddy of that piss poor drug you call "cocaína". Except heroin never gave you a free goody bag.

No seriously, please join we really need some members

Im not a ****ing charity here. I'm more into going to hotels at four in the morning, sweat soaked shirts, anxiety, DTs, stress and suicide.

Didn't I tell you lot I'm a dark fecker?

DARK ****

The Radiator · 05-09-2012 2:21am

Dark Dude wrote: »

wtf are you on about? your trying to sound smart here and your coming up short in my estimation. I read Dostoyevski and a lot of dark as fuck russian literature, your tiny brain isnt going to impress me breh....

DARK ****

Come on, just admit you made a grammatical error, take what is left of your tattered reputation as a reasonable poster and piss off

Paul Tergat · 05-09-2012 2:23am

Someone needs to turn the lights on cause it is seriously dark up in here

Dark Dude · 05-09-2012 2:23am

The Radiator wrote: »

Come on, just admit you made a grammatical error, take what is left of your tattered reputation as a reasonable poster and piss off

you just admit it, maybe reading some of my posts was a bit uncomfortable for you and your traditional values...I challenge norms, break codes, shatter convention. It can be tough for people like you, set in your ways. I get it, doesnt mean I have to live it....

DARK ****

The Radiator · 05-09-2012 2:24am

Paul Tergat wrote: »

Someone needs to turn the lights on cause it is seriously dark up in here

Perhaps his insanely intelligent, dark mind cannot figure out how to use a light switch?

Dark Dude · 05-09-2012 2:26am

The Radiator wrote: »

Perhaps his insanely intelligent, dark mind cannot figure out how to use a light switch?

A darkness you people can understand exists INSIDE ME. It isnt darkness you know, like having the lights off. Its darkness of THE SOUL. Dark chap, dark soul, dark clothes.

DARK ****

III · 05-09-2012 2:28am

My Geiger counter is going through the roof! Haha get it? The Radiator? He's angry at the OP? heh... I'll show myself out

The Radiator · 05-09-2012 2:35am

III wrote: »

My Geiger counter is going through the roof! Haha get it? The Radiator? He's angry at the OP? heh... I'll show myself out

Ah yes, how drôle. I would like to make it clear that I am not angry at the OP as you put it. In fact, I am more angry at you for your lack of emotional recognition.

I bid you adieu

DL Saint · 05-09-2012 2:36am

Heard the lighting ain't great down in the Dramsoc theatre, should suit you!

Scatterbrain · 05-09-2012 2:38am

Dark Dude wrote: »

wtf are you on about? your trying to sound smart here and your coming up short in my estimation. I read Dostoyevski and a lot of dark as duck russian literature, your tiny brain isnt going to impress me breh....

DARK DUCK

I love this. "I read Russian literature - I have issues, brah!!"
Dostoevsky isn't dark in the way that you're trying to present yourself. You sound like more of a 'Hunter S. Thompson mixed with an uncomfortable dash of Anne Rice' kinda gent.
Will keep an eye out around campus for that badass fedora.