The Daily bets, Banter & Accumulators thread

Sir montygom

city, swansea, chelsea, soton, spurs, everton and west brom....50cent super heinz bet for buzz .....60e outlay 759e return should all click....ill post returns after chelsea match...bet placed with bet365.....the 200e signup bonus is plonked on city @1.55 plus a good chunk of 200e deposit aswell:p come on city

Phoenix Wright

Sir montygom wrote: »

city, swansea, chelsea, soton, spurs, everton and west brom....50cent super heinz bet for buzz .....60e outlay 759e return should all click....ill post returns after chelsea match...bet placed with bet365.....the 200e signup bonus is plonked on city @1.55 plus a good chunk of 200e deposit aswell:p come on city

How does a Super Heinz work exactly?

Sir montygom

Phoenix Wright wrote: »

How does a Super Heinz work exactly?

a total of 120 bets .....made up of singles, doubles ,trebles......etc......if 3 or 4 selections win id hope to break even....anymore than 4 winners id hope/should to be in profit and if all click im giving up the day job:pac:

seanhynes

David Villa anytime goalscorer 6/4 2 in 2 so far ,will want to score in his only derby

TheHannibal

Josnthan Forte any time scorer 6/4. Oldham

Sergio Aguero any time scorer 17/20. City

Hollister11

Double

Bristol City
Luton

3.5/1

Dio On The Doubles

Sakho anytime @3.50 taken for West ham. Scored every game he started for them this season. City should be bit more tired today after midweek and concede.

seanhynes

seanhynes wrote: »

David Villa anytime goalscorer 6/4 2 in 2 so far ,will want to score in his only derby

Zilch service couldn't get any supply from them useless midfielders

magherakid

Aguero anytime 1/1

Also on Cresswell to booked 6/1 along with Song 7/2

hoopyhoopy

Very random but last night I was at the late late show live , the edge and mister Bono were on the show. After the show my friend Tommy who had prior relations with Ryan tub tubridy (non sexual I might add) invited us back to the back stage party afterwards ....

Any way after plucking up enough courage I went up to my long term idol "the edge" we struck a relationship straight away, we found our selves sharing similar interests , he liked hats - I liked hats - he likes woodwork and yes amazingly I too love woodwork.

The conversation and non alcoholic becks flowed, we conversed about everything from single pained conservatory windows to Dave fannings radio show, The edge - or "the" as I now call him , is an avid fan of crystal palace , which is something I did not realise, I never took him for a football fan let alone a palace fan ( it is something I probably overlooked after reading his autobiography "living on the edge - by the edge" when in ch2 paragraphs 7 through 18 he describes a visit to selhurst park)

He went on to tell me that palace is a football club based in his area of London Croydon - an established irish based area. The edge regularly attends games and recently has become a kind of unauthorised motivational speaker for the club, he regularly gives pre game speaches to the squad and he believes their 13/14 season success is down to himself.

He confirmed this to me by showing me a picture on his phone of the palace dressing room - and sure enough there is a 10 foot mural of him and Bono on the dressing room wall.

Anyway, I'm beginning to ramble , the interesting thing is - "the" advised me that he was speaking to Jason puncheon earlier during the week and he's been brimming with confidence , he sent the edge a ghandi quote on the owl telephone stating

" you must be the change you want to see in this world"

And finished it by stating I want to change football

.... I found the whole evening/night to be emotionally testing - it really opened my eyes not only to Bono, but the edge, and more importantly "Jason puncheon" ...

As a result im going to pounce on the

Puncheon first goal scorer 12/1
Puncheon anytime 9/2

hoopyhoopy

http://gyazo.com/fca58379077923bb37b12288fba9f2dd

Arnold Tanzarian

hoopyhoopy wrote: »

Very random but last night I was at the late late show live , the edge and mister Bono were on the show. After the show my friend Tommy who had prior relations with Ryan tub tubridy (non sexual I might add) invited us back to the back stage party afterwards ....

Any way after plucking up enough courage I went up to my long term idol "the edge" we struck a relationship straight away, we found our selves sharing similar interests , he liked hats - I liked hats - he likes woodwork and yes amazingly I too love woodwork.

The conversation and non alcoholic becks flowed, we conversed about everything from single pained conservatory windows to Dave fannings radio show, The edge - or "the" as I now call him , is an avid fan of crystal palace , which is something I did not realise, I never took him for a football fan let alone a palace fan ( it is something I probably overlooked after reading his autobiography "living on the edge - by the edge" when in ch2 paragraphs 7 through 18 he describes a visit to selhurst park)

He went on to tell me that palace is a football club based in his area of London Croydon - an established irish based area. The edge regularly attends games and recently has become a kind of unauthorised motivational speaker for the club, he regularly gives pre game speaches to the squad and he believes their 13/14 season success is down to himself.

He confirmed this to me by showing me a picture on his phone of the palace dressing room - and sure enough there is a 10 foot mural of him and Bono on the dressing room wall.

Anyway, I'm beginning to ramble , the interesting thing is - "the" advised me that he was speaking to Jason puncheon earlier during the week and he's been brimming with confidence , he sent the edge a ghandi quote on the owl telephone stating

" you must be the change you want to see in this world"

And finished it by stating I want to change football

.... I found the whole evening/night to be emotionally testing - it really opened my eyes not only to Bono, but the edge, and more importantly "Jason puncheon" ...

As a result im going to pounce on the

Puncheon first goal scorer 12/1
Puncheon anytime 9/2

One of the best, most interesting and delightfully off topic posts Iv ever seen on boards. I love it

auldgranny

hoopyhoopy wrote: »

Very random but last night I was at the late late show live , the edge and mister Bono were on the show. After the show my friend Tommy who had prior relations with Ryan tub tubridy (non sexual I might add) invited us back to the back stage party afterwards ....

Any way after plucking up enough courage I went up to my long term idol "the edge" we struck a relationship straight away, we found our selves sharing similar interests , he liked hats - I liked hats - he likes woodwork and yes amazingly I too love woodwork.

The conversation and non alcoholic becks flowed, we conversed about everything from single pained conservatory windows to Dave fannings radio show, The edge - or "the" as I now call him , is an avid fan of crystal palace , which is something I did not realise, I never took him for a football fan let alone a palace fan ( it is something I probably overlooked after reading his autobiography "living on the edge - by the edge" when in ch2 paragraphs 7 through 18 he describes a visit to selhurst park)

He went on to tell me that palace is a football club based in his area of London Croydon - an established irish based area. The edge regularly attends games and recently has become a kind of unauthorised motivational speaker for the club, he regularly gives pre game speaches to the squad and he believes their 13/14 season success is down to himself.

He confirmed this to me by showing me a picture on his phone of the palace dressing room - and sure enough there is a 10 foot mural of him and Bono on the dressing room wall.

Anyway, I'm beginning to ramble , the interesting thing is - "the" advised me that he was speaking to Jason puncheon earlier during the week and he's been brimming with confidence , he sent the edge a ghandi quote on the owl telephone stating

" you must be the change you want to see in this world"

And finished it by stating I want to change football

.... I found the whole evening/night to be emotionally testing - it really opened my eyes not only to Bono, but the edge, and more importantly "Jason puncheon" ...

As a result im going to pounce on the

Puncheon first goal scorer 12/1
Puncheon anytime 9/2

From the person who sold Jason Puncheon from her fantasy football team this morning to buy some randomer from Villa, two things.
1. Why didn't you get up/post this earlier today.
2. "I don't know who you are .........but if Puncheon does the biz today... ..I will look for you and I will find you and I will kill you" :-) (apologies for messing up quote)

eh i dunno

Going with a lower league accum today. Derby, Luton, Wycombe, Preston @ 9/1. Why are Luton such a good price at 23/20. 7 wins from last 9 games and at home to Northampton in 16th. Am I missing something?

langer91

langer91 wrote: »

Any Opinions on this bet? 7/4 on Ballotelli to start this weekend could be very good value

http://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/liverpool-v-hull/balotelli-to-start?dcmp=twt1

Looks like it was!

magherakid

Liverpool Manquillo, Lovren, Skrtel, Moreno; Gerrard, Allen, Can, Lallana; Sterling, Balotelli.

Hull Jakupovic, Chester, Bruce, Davies, Elmo, Brady, Huddlestone, Livermore, Diame, Ben Arfa, Hernandez

Southampton Forster, Clyne, Fonte, Alderweireld, Bertrand, Cork, Schneiderlin, S. Davis, Mané, Tadić, Pellè

Stoke Begovic; Bardsley, Shawcross (c), Wilson, Pieters; Cameron, Nzonzi; Walters, Adam, Moses; Crouch.

Sunderland Mannone, Vergini, van Aanholt, O’Shea (c), Brown, Cattermole, Larsson, Rodwell, Buckley, Johnson, Fletcher

Arsenal Szczesny, Chambers, Mertesacker, Monreal, Gibbs, Arteta, Flamini, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Cazorla, Alexis, Welbeck

West Brom Foster, Wisdom, Dawson, Lescott, Pocognoli, Brunt, Gardner, Dorrans, Morrison, Sessegnon, Berahino

Palace Speroni, Ward, Mariappa, Hangeland, Kelly, Jedinak, Ledley, Zaha, Bolasie, Chamakh, Campbell

magherakid

magherakid wrote: »

Aguero anytime 1/1

Also on Cresswell to booked 6/1 along with Song 7/2

Booking for Song, Aguero should have scored hit the bar from close range

auldgranny

No Puncheon? Seriously?

mailburner

Couldnt resist hull draw no bet at 7/1 (Betv)

singles+treble anytime goalscorers

diame 7/1 hulls joint top, big price that imo

pelle anytime 6/5

berahino anytime 17/10

Loafing Oaf

I'm on this, but with Celtic rather than Southampton. Half-thinking of doing these every week until one comes up: two of them delivered in September apparently...
http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/article/2/9530329/sporting-life-accumulator-the-selection-for-saturday-39-s-football-action

hoopyhoopy

**** the edge the pretentious bastardd

Dio On The Doubles

Dio On The Doubles wrote: »

Sakho anytime @3.50 taken for West ham. Scored every game he started for them this season. City should be bit more tired today after midweek and concede.

Keeps his 100% record. Bagged the second West Ham goal.

AH92

Nearly El Classico time...Gonna lump on Madrid over 2 yellows @ 1/3. ****e odds I know but gonna be massive lumpage!

magherakid

Barca Bravo - Alves Pique Mascherano Mathieu - Xavi Busquets Iniesta - Suarez Messi Neymar

Real Madrid Casillas, Carvajal, Pepe, Ramos, Marcelo, Kroos, Modric, Isco, James, Cristiano, Benzema

mailburner

mailburner wrote: »

Couldnt resist hull draw no bet at 7/1 (Betv) :cool:

singles+treble anytime goalscorers

diame 7/1 hulls joint top, big price that imo

pelle anytime 6/5

berahino anytime 17/10

same as nearly every other feckin saturday, almost breaking even

Loafing Oaf

Loafing Oaf wrote: »

I'm on this, but with Celtic rather than Southampton. Half-thinking of doing these every week until one comes up: two of them delivered in September apparently...
http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/article/2/9530329/sporting-life-accumulator-the-selection-for-saturday-39-s-football-action

Nearly got it in the end, one goal for Watford would have done it, assuming Celtic win tomorrow...

Harry Palmr

Does anyone else make use of Cash Out on PP?

I wanted to this afternoon but couldn't as bets won (+1.5 x 4 accu) were not settled during the games (all 3 pm KO). I had three of the four bets up but in the Cash Out window only one was settled - Barnsley v Bristol City. The other two won bets were in the N/S Conference and FA Cup final qualifier round. If PP software (or humanware) is not settling more obscure events until after FT then what's the point of having them available for Cash Out?

Or have I got all this horribly wrong?

yabadabado

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Does anyone else make use of Cash Out on PP?

I wanted to this afternoon but couldn't as bets won (+1.5 x 4 accu) were not settled during the games (all 3 pm KO). I had three of the four bets up but in the Cash Out window only one was settled - Barnsley v Bristol City. The other two won bets were in the N/S Conference and FA Cup final qualifier round. If PP software (or humanware) is not settling more obscure events until after FT then what's the point of having them available for Cash Out?

Or have I got all this horribly wrong?

I find the cash out with PP brutal compared to the other firms.It's Cash Out in name only imo.

inforfun

Weghorst @5
http://gyazo.com/74dbd50a7b92a6893614583021cf41a4

jebus84

Chelsea at 6/4 seem like a good price tomorrow