I forgot my lunch in work...

nbar12

I forgot my lunch in work and now I just discovered I have no money. Would it be bad if I took someone elses lunch out of the fridge!? :pac:

Hardonraging

nbar12 wrote: »

I forgot my lunch in work and now I just discovered I have no money. Would it be bad if I took someone elses lunch out of the fridge!? :pac:

Stolen Aids medicine always tastes good !!

The Big Red Button

Yes

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

nbar12 wrote: »

I forgot my lunch in work and now I just discovered I have no money. Would it be bad if I took someone elses lunch out of the fridge!? :pac:

Would look a lot worse than simply asking if you can borrow a fiver until Monday...

demanufactured

nbar12 wrote: »

I forgot my lunch in work and now I just discovered I have no money. Would it be bad if I took someone elses lunch out of the fridge!? :pac:

Yes....that would deserve a smack in the mouth.

who what when

You probably wont need lunch because judging by the amount of work you do you wont be too hungry!

OP are you fat?
If so, tough it out.

SunnyDub1

Or else just ask someone for a lend of money

notnumber

MY SANDWICH...MY SANDWICH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tqmXTYa3Xw

walrusgumble

nbar12 wrote: »

I forgot my lunch in work and now I just discovered I have no money. Would it be bad if I took someone elses lunch out of the fridge!? :pac:

Yes. It is called stealing. You will go to hell for that.

Your okay with watching someone else starve? Ever consider asking someone for a loan of a fiver?

kfallon

Not got an ATM card? Or are you broke? If you are broke put this down as yet another valuable life lesson

Jester252

Ah op forgot you lunch is one think but money is just plain lasy

To be a thief, or not to be a thief.....that is the OP's favourite quote.

Cee-Jay-Cee

nbar12 wrote: »

I forgot my lunch in work and now I just discovered I have no money. Would it be bad if I took someone elses lunch out of the fridge!? :pac:

If you forgot it in work then are you are home? If so go to your fridge/cupboard and get something from either of those. Simples.

fishy fishy

don't take it from the fridge - go to the car, the real lunch is in the car. DO NOT go to the fridge.

nbar12

CJC999 wrote: »

If you forgot it in work then are you are home? If so go to your fridge/cupboard and get something from either of those. Simples.

Oh sorry Einstein, I didn't make myself clear, I forgot my lunch AND I'm currently in work! Forget all you haters, my lunch has been stolen on me before, time to get my own back. I see a lunchbox containing some lasagne, lovely jubbly, that will do nicely!

phasers

where do you work? I'll bring you a ham sandwich, a penguin bar and a capri sun

walrusgumble

nbar12 wrote: »

Oh sorry Einstein, I didn't make myself clear, I forgot my lunch AND I'm currently in work! Forget all you haters, my lunch has been stolen on me before, time to get my own back. I see a lunchbox containing some lasagne, lovely jubbly, that will do nicely!

By the grace of God, may you be pooing out your teeth later on this evening with that attitude.

Micky Dolenz

Eat one of your work mates, I seen a movie about it, Alive it was called. Everything turned out grand in the end.

nbar12

phasers wrote: »

where do you work? I'll bring you a ham sandwich, a penguin bar and a capri sun

will you actually? I'd love a capri sun

nbar12

nbar12 wrote: »

will you actually? I'd love a capri sun

They aren't stolen though, that ok?

Micky Dolenz

Good news OP, the red cross has agreed to do an air drop, stand by.

nbar12

RVP 11 wrote: »

They aren't stolen though, that ok?

Food/drink always tastes nicer when stolen though! Are you freaked RVP left for United?

nbar12

nbar12 wrote: »

Food/drink always tastes nicer when stolen though! Are you freaked RVP left for United?

pffftt :pac: good deflection mr "im a stealing lazy bastard"

MarkR

Wouldn't it be hilarious if he stole someone's lunch, and got caught. Badly. Like it was the boss' home made turkey sandwich with a layer of gravy in it. And the thief was due to be have an interview the following day to discuss whether they would be made permanent.

And then the boss just punched him or something. Or ate him. Whatever.

nbar12

MarkR wrote: »

Wouldn't it be hilarious if he stole someone's lunch, and got caught. Badly. Like it was the boss' home made turkey sandwich with a layer of gravy in it. And the thief was due to be have an interview the following day to discuss whether they would be made permanent.

And then the boss just punched him or something. Or ate him. Whatever.

no

PizzamanIRL

Then someone else will have no lunch.

westendgirlie

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Then someone else will have no lunch.

I see a vicious circle forming ....

davet82

do what every kid who's mammy forgets to pack his lunch, tell your teacher (manager) and he'll make all your friends give you little peices of there lunch, afterall sharing is caring

nbar12

davet82 wrote: »

do what every kid who's mammy forgets to pack his lunch, tell your teacher (manager) and he'll make all your friends give you little peices of there lunch, afterall sharing is caring

no I've an even better idea, there's a school just down the road. I'll pop down there at 12 and get my lunch from an unfortunate and helpless kid :cool:

Sparks43

Give bear grylls a shout

He knows how to survive the harsh office environment:D

jester77

nbar12 wrote: »

I forgot my lunch in work and now I just discovered I have no money. Would it be bad if I took someone elses lunch out of the fridge!? :pac:

Go for it. I found a sandwich in our fridge called Kevin, strange name for a sandwich but it looked ok and was damn tasty.

mitosis

nbar12 wrote: »

no I've an even better idea, there's a school just down the road. I'll pop down there at 12 and get my lunch from an unfortunate and helpless kid :cool:

You said lunch, right?

MarkR

nbar12 wrote: »

no

I think you're too close to the subject matter. If it does happen (and I hope it does), take a step back and appreciate it.

If you do steal someone's lunch, take a picture of yourself enjoying your ill gotten gains, and post it here.

Hopefully, we'll be able to track you down by the small details in the background and get you sent to prison.

Good news, no need to bring lunch. Bad news, surprise bum sex.

mitosis

Why not ask the guy across the desk from you for half his lunch? You know, the guy with the twitch - or is he winking............?

fakearms123

Ask someone can you borrow money, unless you have no friends in the office from eating all their lunches

davet82

nbar12 wrote: »

no I've an even better idea, there's a school just down the road. I'll pop down there at 12 and get my lunch from an unfortunate and helpless kid :cool:

you'll probably get 8 years for attempted kidnapping, enjoy your lunch :cool:

phasers

nbar12 wrote: »

will you actually? I'd love a capri sun

Nah I've decided to eat it myself.

-Q: Whats a penguins favorite footwear?
-Flipper-Flops.

1ZRed

Hardonraging wrote: »

Stolen Aids medicine always tastes good !!

Hmmm tastes like tic tacs! :pac:

MagicRon

fishy fishy wrote: »

don't take it from the fridge - go to the car, the real lunch is in the car. DO NOT go to the fridge.

And put what is in the fridge into the car!

Rynox45

Congratulations OP, you're the reason I'm going to put decoy lunches in the fridge laced with laxatives!

nbar12

mitosis wrote: »

Why not ask the guy across the desk from you for half his lunch? You know, the guy with the twitch - or is he winking............?

touché mitosis but this is actually a genuine matter. Anyway, I didn't steal anyone's lunch. The local garage were sound and said I could pay for my roll tomorrow! Thank God, I have a beautiful face

BlueSmoker

Leave my lunch alone:eek:

Plazaman

Rynox45 wrote: »

Congratulations OP, you're the reason I'm going to put decoy lunches in the fridge laced with laxatives!

I like to include some homemade handmade "mayonaisse" on my sambos. Hope Stacey from Accounts doesn't get pregnant again though, I'm convinced the last one was mine too. Serves her right, damn sandwich thief :mad:

Feisar

Either drink a couple of pints of water to full you up and keep the hunger at bay or ask someone for a sambo or a fiver.
It's really piss poor form to take someone else's lunch. I was making an omelette at work this morning and didn't have a tomato but saw a carton of them in the fridge. I asked the girl who owned them if I could have one.

nbar12

Rynox45 wrote: »

Congratulations OP, you're the reason I'm going to put decoy lunches in the fridge laced with laxatives!

haha you what this reminds me! My ex started her new job months ago and would buy a 500ml of milk every second day. Then one of the day, she opens the fridge and finds "Laura" written on the carton. She presumes its hers and buys another carton. The same thing happened the next 2 times. So what she did was, she bought another carton and let it go out of date, replaced the out of date cap on top and put it in the fridge. Later on in the day, "Laura" was written on it and she's see her pour herself a glass of milk, the thick b!tch didn't even realise the smell and knocks it back..."bleuuuurrrghhhhh" the geebag gets sick everywhere! Safe to say she never stole anyone's milk again!

marshbaboon

It'll do you good to put the proverbial fork down for at least one meal OP...

You fat bastard you disgust me...

JessePinkman

Root through some bins

JohnMarston

Well OP, did you get sorted with lunch or are ye coping without?

davet82

JohnMarston wrote: »

Well OP, did you get sorted with lunch or are ye coping without?

He died of hunger

nbar12

davet82 wrote: »

He died of hunger

he's right, I died