What constitutes "natural sex"

floggg

So a common assertion by the anti-gay rights crowd (or whatever they want to call themselves) is that homosexual sex, and therefore homosexuality, is not natural and is therefore wrong or less deserving of recognition or protection under law.

Obviously in this context, vaginal penetration by a penis is considered the gold standard of what constitutes "natural".

But what else, if anything, constitutes "natural sex."

For the sake of avoiding the usual rhetoric about homosexuality, we'll assume anal sex between two men fits into the "unnatural" category (assuming one exists).

But is anal sex between a man and woman equally unnatural?

And what about blow jobs and other forms of oral sex? It's not like the mouth was designed for penetration by a penis!

frag420

Anything but the bum!!:D

Cee-Jay-Cee

I think you answered your own question. Aren't you the smart boy.

FatherLen

if it says it's ok in the bible then they're alright with it.

heaven forbid they would have to think these things out for half a second.

Where To

Dogs shag people's legs so that's natural too.

sbsquarepants

There are 2 criteria for whats "natural"
1 - It should fit in the hole
2 - the owner of the hole should consent to it being stuck in there

There's no need for any other criteria

FearDark

Some people ride animals. Sheep etc.

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28064212

In a world where you can get from Dublin to Galway in 2 hours and Dublin to New York in 7 hours, anyone that posts their claims on a global network of machines constructed of plastic and silicon about what is "natural" is talking absolute nonsense

juan.kerr

Does munting fall under natural sex?

Love2love

Freud's theory of Perversion says that anything sexual that does not involve vaginal penetration by a penis is perverted and unnatural including kissing.

juan.kerr

Love2love wrote: »

Freud's theory of Perversion says that anything sexual that does not involve vaginal penetration by a penis is perverted and unnatural including kissing.

So munting is okay?

Annasopra

juan.kerr wrote: »

So munting is okay?

You're a bit obsessed with munting.

Where To

Love2love wrote: »

Freud's theory of Perversion says that anything sexual that does not involve vaginal penetration by a penis is perverted and unnatural including kissing.

Freud knew fcuk all, no harm to him.

Ted!

Well, blow jobs are only natural if you happen to have a clitoris in your throat - like in that documentary about that Lovelace woman.

starbelgrade

Where To wrote: »

Freud knew fcuk all, no harm to him.

He knew how to spank Kiera Knightley's arse.

juan.kerr

mango salsa wrote: »

You're a bit obsessed with munting.

Hardly. I asked about it twice in one thread.

Having said that, I read yesterday that it originated in Dusseldorf, Germany. Can anyone confirm this?

starbelgrade

juan.kerr wrote: »

Hardly. I asked about it twice in one thread.

Having said that, I read yesterday that it originated in Dusseldorf, Germany. Can anyone confirm this?

Yes.

Annasopra

juan.kerr wrote: »

Hardly. I asked about it twice in one thread.

Having said that, I read yesterday that it originated in Dusseldorf, Germany. Can anyone confirm this?

Thats three times now

Cú Giobach

floggg wrote: »

What constitutes "natural sex"

Well going by the animal kingdom, shagging any female you can get your hands on who is "in season" or males just for fun or dominance in the case of some animals, judging by fish jerking off all over the place and hoping a stray egg happens to find your "produce" and by the plant kingdom getting birds and insects to transport your load to a receptive female.
Judging by humans, just enjoying yourself and not hurting anyone (unless that happens to be the desire of both parties ).

starbelgrade

mango salsa wrote: »

Thats three times now

You're once,
Twice,
Three times a munter

juan.kerr

mango salsa wrote: »

Thats three times now

Whose counting?

Love2love

Where To wrote: »

Freud knew fcuk all, no harm to him.

Oh I agree...

Natural / Unnatural - Man on Man whatever - who cares. I thought we now lived in a time where you are not judged on who or what you choose to engage in a sex act with. I think it more weird for someone to be hung up on it

Where To

juan.kerr wrote: »

mango salsa wrote: »

You're a bit obsessed with munting.

Hardly. I asked about it twice in one thread.

Having said that, I read yesterday that it originated in Dusseldorf, Germany. Can anyone confirm this?

I thought munting was the fancy colored stuff you see in petrol station forecourts.

juan.kerr

Did anyone catch the first episode of the new spoof detective series 'A Touch of Cloth' on Sky One last night?

I thought the father was heading for a spot of munting when he started kissing and licking the corpse during the formal identification.

juan.kerr

Where To wrote: »

I thought munting was the fancy colored stuff you see in petrol station forecourts.

munting != bunting

For more information please see http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=munting

Colmustard

There is nothing natural about human sex, its c complete fukc up.

Love2love

Where To wrote: »

I thought munting was the fancy colored stuff you see in petrol station forecourts.

I had to go to urban dictionary and see what it meant... I'm offically old

Cú Giobach

Colmustard wrote: »

There is nothing natural about human sex, its c complete fukc up.

Unless we aren't part of nature everything we do is natural.

corktina

Where To wrote: »

I thought munting was the fancy colored stuff you see in petrol station forecourts.

Silly Bunt....

Colmustard

Cú Giobach wrote: »

Unless we aren't part of nature everything we do is natural.

But we are not, our cognitive abilities and culture lifts us above the evolutionary process.

Posting this on this machine while clothed in this complex shelter is not an evolutionary process. Culture is not an evolutionary process.

Most times, I conjecture and say 95% of the time we do not have sex to procreate. He have it for jollies.

smash

Well if the glove penis fits...