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Interview Test

  • 23-08-2012 02:31PM
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane.

    If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?

    Applicant: That's easy, 49.

    Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

    Applicant: Open the fridge.
    Put the elephant in.
    Close the fridge.

    Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

    Applicant: Open the fridge.
    Take the elephant out.
    Put the deer in.
    Close the fridge.

    Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

    Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

    Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

    Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

    Interviewer: Last question.

    In the end the old lady still died. Why?

    Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned?

    Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane.

    You may leave now

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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