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What famous person would you like to see star in a porn movie?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 856 ✭✭✭Karona


    Alan Rickman or Jamie Heaslip.:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    zenno wrote: »
    Siobhan Ryan from met eireann OH yeah bring it on.....fine woman and excellent body. When does she start.

    She is one sexy girl ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,840 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    Elisha Cuthbert, Kate Winslet and Scarlett Johansson


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    Karona wrote: »
    Alan Rickman

    He and Tom Hiddleston could make women orgasm simply by reading the phone book aloud. Mmmm. Voice porn. :D

    Alternatively, I'd love to see Christopher Walken do a porno...


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,675 ✭✭✭thunderdog


    eddie hobbs in a gimp suit.....eating a half eaten banana with whipped cream on his upper lip


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 663 ✭✭✭FairytaleGirl


    Sandra Bullock and Kate Walsh (Greys Anatomy) .. Gurl on gurl obvs.. ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    I'd love to see Susan Boyle getting slammed hard. (I'm not even joking).(or talking about wrestling).(giggidy).


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    UK sailing Olympic gold medalist Ben Ainslie and Gerard Butler...:D

    And moi in the middle of the two of them!

    Who'd be starboard and who'd be port?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,306 ✭✭✭blahblah06


    Jennifer ellison


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I'd love to see Susan Boyle getting slammed hard. (I'm not even joking).(or talking about wrestling).(giggidy).

    !


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,226 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    blahblah06 wrote: »
    Jennifer ellison

    I wouldn't think you'd have to wait long tbh.


  • Registered Users Posts: 918 ✭✭✭RoscommonTom


    Joe o shea teabagging Marty morrissey please


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    that neasa tart out of fair city. a threes-up with her and the 2 sisters


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    The two lezzer wans from Corrie .....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard




  • Registered Users Posts: 24,150 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Bieber in an S&M snuff movie that involves power tools... co-starring Jedward.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    Sleepy wrote: »
    Bieber in an S&M snuff movie that involves power tools... co-starring Jedward.
    :D
    Are you looking for investment. Look no further but I want some script input.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,277 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Britney Spears, I know some people reckon she let herself go a bit but I think she is still hot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    I always had a thing for Doctor Quinn Medicine Woman.

    Something erotic about the idea of Jane Seymour living in the frontiers amongst the red indians, I think. It was an alright TV show, but it would have been bloody amazing porn.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    Marty Morrissey


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    PandaX9 wrote: »
    Tom Hardy

    Preferably with me
    God, I'd let him destroy me...

    Er, hello. I'm Tom Hardy. I would like to meet you to tonight in your local Tesco car park. I'm sure you understand that I have to protect my identity as the paps are always about. I will be parked in a Blue D reg. Fiat Punto and be wearing a trenchcoat and a Bane mask and a big wig and dark glasses. Again, this is to protect me from the paps and to help make your dream come true.

    See you soon, lover.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    Er, hello. I'm Tom Hardy. I would like to meet you to tonight in your local Tesco car park. I'm sure you understand that I have to protect my identity as the paps are always about. I will be parked in a Blue D reg. Fiat Punto and be wearing a trenchcoat and a Bane mask and a big wig and dark glasses. Again, this is to protect me from the paps and to help make your dream come true.

    See you soon, lover.


    Shhhh PM me if that actually works.


  • Registered Users Posts: 524 ✭✭✭SdoowSirhc


    Alan Rickman.


  • Registered Users Posts: 337 ✭✭CavanCrew


    Micky D !

    Midge on action.


  • Registered Users Posts: 904 ✭✭✭MetalDog


    Christina Hendricks, Noomi Rapace and . . . . .me :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    PandaX9 wrote: »
    Tom Hardy

    Preferably with me
    God, I'd let him destroy me...
    Er, hello. I'm Tom Hardy. I would like to meet you to tonight in your local Tesco car park. I'm sure you understand that I have to protect my identity as the paps are always about. I will be parked in a Blue D reg. Fiat Punto and be wearing a trenchcoat and a Bane mask and a big wig and dark glasses. Again, this is to protect me from the paps and to help make your dream come true.

    See you soon, lover.
    Colmustard wrote: »
    Shhhh PM me if that actually works.

    Er, hello again. My good friend Brad Pitt happens to be in town too. Do you mind if he tags along too? He will be in the gimp suit and ball gag.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    I have a thing for leathers so Misses underworld selena, 7 of nine, Salander {Rooney Mara) and whoever Scarlet Johansen was in the Avengers. I haven't worked out the details yet.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Zen65


    Birroc wrote: »
    What famous person would you like to see star in one porn movie?
    And Why.

    Bertie Ahern and Mary Harney.

    Why? Because if the law can't punish them for what they did to this country, this would!

    Z


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Zen65 wrote: »
    Bertie Ahern and Mary Harney.

    Why? Because if the law can't punish them for what they did to this country, this would!

    Z

    Punish them with my love wee!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Chazz Michael Michaels


    Olson Twins


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