Daffy Funeral Directors LOL

omg is this for real

was driving home yesterday and in croom and saw there a funeral place called daffy funeral dirctors

well my brother and i had to pull in we could not stop laughing were huge looney tunes fans

i know where i wanna be buried . so damm funny

http://www.daffyfuneraldirectors.com/funeralhome.php

who what when

Whats their slogan?................Thats all folks!!!

Lyaiera

I have decided I want to be buried in an Acme Coffin.

Lyaiera

Lyaiera wrote: »

I have decided I want to be buried in an Acme Coffin.

if its acme more likely be faulty

Lyaiera

Deleted User wrote: »

if its acme more likely be faulty

Yeah, it'll be hilarious when I drop out of the bottom of it and get fired off on a rocket.

tommylimerick

ya they have a funeral home in croom and kilmallock
two car sales places and a pub as far as i know
they are pretty well off i reckon

im invisible

Gooby pls

shopaholic01

who what when wrote: »

Whats their slogan?................Thats all folks!!!

Well it is the end, I suppose ..........

mackg

Deleted User wrote: »

if its acme more likely be faulty

some random drunk

I'd prefer Daffy's to Dolan's any day!

http://omg.wthax.org/dolanfuneralhome_copy.jpg

Ghandee

Wonder what their bills do be like?











Scraping the barrel

MarkHitide

Daffy oversees everything, subtly disguised as a coffin-

some random drunk

some random drunk wrote: »

I'd prefer Daffy's to Dolan's any day!

http://omg.wthax.org/dolanfuneralhome_copy.jpg

gooby pls

Mountainsandh

There's a cardboard coffin :eek: !
I see the point, but, but... a cardboard coffin ! :eek::eek:

losthorizon

I was in Dublin Airport last week and the announcement came on Will John Lennon make his way to gate 4 as hes late for his Plane to London.

naughtysmurf

He was a little naughty a while back it seems

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2012/0110/breaking44.html

Flincher

tommylimerick wrote: »

ya they have a funeral home in croom and kilmallock
two car sales places and a pub as far as i know
they are pretty well off i reckon

Yep, I think they own a shop as well. Apparently, given that they run everything out that neck of the woods, the head man has been nicknamed:

Colonel Gadaffy


(I thought it was funny anyway)

Ghandee

Flincher wrote: »

Yep, I think they own a shop as well. Apparently, given that they run everything out that neck of the woods, the head man has been nicknamed:

Colonel Gadaffy


(I thought it was funny anyway)

Gee Bag

naughtysmurf wrote: »

He was a little naughty a while back it seems

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2012/0110/breaking44.html

All's well that ends well..........

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/kfidqlauauid/rss2/

dodderangler

I can see the tombstone now
Elmer fudd pointing a gun at the grave sayin
Sssshhh there's a body down there

rainbowdrop

They would be the main funeral directors around my area. I'll most likely be getting planted by them myself when I die. As someone in the thread said earlier, they own a car sales place, a funeral home and a pub.

My father was really sick a few years ago, and was in hospital for a few weeks and of course the rumour went around our (small) town that he was practically at death's door. Once he was out of hospital and recovered a bit, he went to Daffy's pub for a few pints, and as he walked in the door the owner ran out from behind the bar with a tape measure and pretended to measure him for a coffin!

'Ah, you lost out on a bit of business there Daffy, I'm not ready for my coffin yet' said my father. But Daffy just shrugged and said 'I run an undertakers AND a pub... Dead or alive, I'm still making money off ya':D. Good craic!

MaxSteele

Saw a doc a few months ago on National geographic about illegal street racing in Compton LA.

One of the local black race organizers' nickname was "Poo".

Ahhhwww ironic racism ♥♥

bleepp

rainbowdrop wrote: »

They would be the main funeral directors around my area. I'll most likely be getting planted by them myself when I die. As someone in the thread said earlier, they own a car sales place, a funeral home and a pub.

My father was really sick a few years ago, and was in hospital for a few weeks and of course the rumour went around our (small) town that he was practically at death's door. Once he was out of hospital and recovered a bit, he went to Daffy's pub for a few pints, and as he walked in the door the owner ran out from behind the bar with a tape measure and pretended to measure him for a coffin!

'Ah, you lost out on a bit of business there Daffy, I'm not ready for my coffin yet' said my father. But Daffy just shrugged and said 'I run an undertakers AND a pub... Dead or alive, I'm still making money off ya':D. Good craic!

We bought the car of them..deal included free beer and purple snacks

Scartbeg

There was a family near us in Cahir that ran both Taxi and Funeral Directors. Of course people kept writing on their taxi flyers, "We'll give you a ride, Dead or Alive!"


Also, saw a sign for "Jolly's Funeral Directors" in Bath a while ago. Split my sides laughing at that one.

BOF666

naughtysmurf wrote: »

He was a little naughty a while back it seems

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2012/0110/breaking44.html

"a maximum fine not exceeding €63.48"..?

Doesn't seem too harsh for digging up a body...

gobnaitolunacy

On a similar theme, there's a Looney Car Sales in Macroom

The Big Red Button

tajd wrote: »

i know where i wanna be buried . so damm funny

http://www.daffyfuneraldirectors.com/funeralhome.php

You want to be buried in a funeral home?! :eek:

hullaballoo

Gee Bag wrote: »

All's well that ends well..........

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/kfidqlauauid/rss2/

I can't believe his name is Donal Daffy.


Wft dafty?

CruelCoin

Mountainsandh wrote: »

There's a cardboard coffin :eek: !
I see the point, but, but... a cardboard coffin ! :eek::eek:

They bury you in one of those metal things and you'll never return to the earth. No "ashes to ashes, dust to dust" malarcky.

opinion guy

They'll be wondering why their website hits went from 4 in a week to 4,000 in an hour thanks to you OP:D