Guys with their hands down the front of their pants in public

LoYL

What is this "trend" about? Guys, usually wearing a trakkie, standing around with their hand(s) down the front of their pants. Are they the next big thing?

winston82

It's been around for years. I used to do it in work until they sacked me.

girl in the striped socks

To complete the look wear a baseball cap at a forty five degree angle on your head, tuck the end of your track suit into your white socks & intermittently spit regardless of whether people are walking in front of you or not.
You gangsta now bro.

Mmmm_Lemony

LoYL wrote: »

What is this "trend" about? Guys, usually wearing a trakkie, standing around with their hand(s) down the front of their pants. Are they the next big thing?

They have a little factory down there that they have to keep ticking over. It produces loud mouthed pajama clad bags of grease.

crazy cabbage

they proberly seen 'gilrs in leather leggings'

KilOit

Going on a good while now, they're basically protecting their ticket to a free house

1ZRed

Ah this has been around since as long as pants were invented! Where where you?

FANTAPANTS

they are trying to find their knob!!!

Cassidy28

I think that they are under pressure so they do it to relax.

Squ

LoYL wrote: »

Are they the next big thing?

They wish, though probably not!

Tombi!

LoYL wrote: »

What is this "trend" about? Guys, usually wearing a trakkie, standing around with their hand(s) down the front of their pants. Are they the next big thing?

Same thing with them spitting on the ground and the women with orange tan and being 14 stone and dressing like they're 7 stone.

Idiocy. :cool:

MaxSteele

Part and parcel of being a completely useless scrotebag to society.

mauzo

It's to make sure it can't father anymore children

Cienciano

I think they like the feeling of rubbing the tip of their penis so much, they've just decided to do it where ever they are.

FANTAPANTS

http://youtu.be/0y5s2gfT4-o

PK2008

Oh the leather pants thread gets closed for the lads but this one stays open for the girls....


Pfff..... internet white knights

Jimoslimos

winston82 wrote: »

It's been around for years. I used to do it in work until they sacked me.

In fairness, it was a sandwich bar you were working in!

Tombi!

PK2008 wrote: »

Oh the leather pants thread gets closed for the lads but this one stays open for the girls....


Pfff..... internet white knights

Well I reported the other one because I thought it was honestly stupid.

This on the other hand, this is taking the mickey :pac: out of skangers, so I like it

holystungun9

winston82 wrote: »

It's been around for years. I used to do it in work until they sacked me.

Me too! Management are so uptight in primary school.

Motorist

It's a natural instinct to protect a vital organ.

RustyNut

winston82 wrote: »

It's been around for years. I used to do it in work until they sacked me.

I thought you were sacking your self.

latenia

Posted this before; my local chipper put this up on the wall:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/picture.php?albumid=1475&pictureid=11347

Dangerous Man

Scum. Disgusting scum. Incinerate the lot of them. Just round them up, ship them off to a death factory and set them on fire. Fixed.

PizzamanIRL

Used to see football/rugby players do it to keep their hands warm because of no pockets in shorts.

Chuck Stone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY67XaX6oM8

goose2005

Not changing your underwear / having STDs usually causes itching

CarrickMcJoe

They're ****

SimonTemplar

It's not a trend. They are scum. God knows what the tourists think?

Cassidy28

I've been to scotland and canada in the winter and i have seen grown men put their hands down there, so it could be just that they are receiving some warmth, some people suffer very bad with their hands when it's cold.

Tombi!

Cassidy28 wrote: »

I've been to scotland and canada in the winter and i have seen grown men put their hands down there, so it could be just that they are receiving some warmth, some people suffer very bad with their hands when it's cold.

Yes but when they have jackets on or jumpers with pockets, they're clearly being scumbags.

randylonghorn

Mmmm_Lemony wrote: »

They have a little factory down there that they have to keep ticking over.

Ah here ... I have no objection to putting my hand down my pants and keeping the little factory ticking over, but I don't do it in public!!

PK2008 wrote: »

Oh the leather pants thread gets closed for the lads but this one stays open for the girls....

Pfff..... internet white knights

Um ... how the hell does this one qualify as "for the girls?"

You honestly think women find anything sexually attractive about the sight of guys with their hands down their pants in public? 0_o

Tombi!

randylonghorn wrote: »

You honestly think women find anything sexually attractive about the sight of guys with their hands down their pants in public? 0_o

Yes. Of course they do.
Here is a fine example of a young lady whom would find it sexually attractive:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paF-GP-01xg

Yakult

Its warm!

mariano rivera

LoYL wrote: »

What is this "trend" about? Guys, usually wearing a trakkie, standing around with their hand(s) down the front of their pants. Are they the next big thing?

These are called "Ginnys" and respond to names like Vinny, Anthony, Giuseppe, Gianluca, Joey Bagels

0ph0rce0

I know exactly what it is.

Ever wear tracksuit bottoms walking somewhere? Then you look down and can see the full shape of you dick?

Well these guys have tiny ones and if they dont keep the tracksuit off the tiny knob the whole smallness will be revealed.

Thats my theory.

Christ the Redeemer

Monkeys never leave their bollocks alone either, scumbags are only a rung above them.

Dangerous Man

Cassidy28 wrote: »

I've been to scotland and canada in the winter and i have seen grown men put their hands down there, so it could be just that they are receiving some warmth, some people suffer very bad with their hands when it's cold.

Gloves. FFS. And I'm one of those people who suffer badly with extremely cold hands - went through all the tests for Raynaud's disease but thankfully I'm clear - just horrendously bad circulation in my feet and hands. My feet can get so cold that I sometimes can't tell if they're cold or not. Sometimes if my hands are exposed to cold the fingers turn a creamy white colour. But I don't stick my hands down my trousers like an animal.

Hang them all. Drive them in a bus to a dusty, empty warehouse somewhere - lit only but a few flickering, exposed neon lightbulbs.

Without any hint of ceremony or explanation, pull them violently from the bus and force them onto the scaffold. Lash their hands behind their backs using plastic, cheap cable ties. One by one place the noose, comprised of black electrical cable around their necks. Strip them from the waist down so their families can also endure the humiliation of witnessing their children soil themselves in their final moments.

Then, when they've begged and cried enough, and called out for their 'mammies,' pull the lever and watch them writhe and struggle while the life is choked from their bodies.

Finally, when the job is done roll the corpses into a pit. Tell the assembled families they can claim them back themselves if they want.

Fixed.

????

Profit.

Cassidy28

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Gloves. FFS. And I'm one of those people who suffer badly with extremely cold hands - went through all the tests for Raynaud's disease but thankfully I'm clear - just horrendously bad circulation in my feet and hands. My feet can get so cold that I sometimes can't tell if they're cold or not. Sometimes if my hands are exposed to cold the fingers turn a creamy white colour. But I don't stick my hands down my trousers like an animal.

Hang them all. Drive them in a bus to a dusty, empty warehouse somewhere - lit only but a few flickering, exposed neon lightbulbs.

Without any hint of ceremony or explanation, pull them violently from the bus and force them onto the scaffold. Lash their hands behind their backs using plastic, cheap cable ties. One by one place the noose, comprised of black electrical cable around their necks. Strip them from the waist down so their families can also endure the humiliation of witnessing their children soil themselves in their final moments.

Then, when they've begged and cried enough, and called out for their 'mammies,' pull the lever and watch them writhe and struggle while the life is choked from their bodies.

Finally, when the job is done roll the corpses into a pit. Tell the assembled families they can claim them back themselves if they want.

Fixed.

????

Profit.

That's fcuking great, i've never laughed so much in my life :D:D

randylonghorn

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Lash their hands behind their backs using plastic, cheap cable ties.

Surely this on its own would fix the problem?

Why go to all that extra bother?

Voice of the Ages

They wish to give the illusion that their member is so large that it needs to me adjusted and kept raised, otherwise the weight of it would pull them to the floor and make walking impossible.

OMARS_COMING_

Yo ma niggerz

Mr Benevolent

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Scum. Disgusting scum. Incinerate the lot of them. Just round them up, ship them off to a death factory and set them on fire. Fixed.

Is that your Final Solution?

holystungun9

OMARS_COMING_ wrote: »

Yo ma niggerz

Omar! Oh no you didin!

OMARS_COMING_

u wot m8s?

Tombi!

OMARS_COMING_ wrote: »

Yo ma niggerz

Here's what I once saw:
Here you! That's bleein' racis! I'll fookin' smash ya!

*spots some actual black people*

Stupid blacks, get back to your own country!

Now, wanna listen to 50 Cent?

LoYL

Christ the Redeemer wrote: »

Monkeys never leave their bollocks alone either, scumbags are only a rung above them.

Good nick but you've aged.

face1990

Dangerous Man, you have an apt username. I can imagine that post being used as evidence in some future trial!

I agree with your sentiment. I also have very bad circulation (never did any tests for Reynaud's) and had to learn how to manage the symptoms, finding inventive ways of warming my hands. But I don't put them down my jocks. While I may lose blood flow I don't lose my sense of decency and self respect!

It's not just fellas though. I once saw a girl, about 12, standing at a bus stop on talbot street with both her hands down the front of her pyjama bottoms for about 10 minutes.

Dangerous Man

Confab wrote: »

Is that your Final Solution?

Pfff - final solution suggests that at some point in the past I believed we should try something else. Also, I don't think we should waste money on Zyklon B - just throw them directly into furnaces. Or hang them. I kind of like hanging. I preferred that post as it was more evocative. If I have the time, and am bothered, I'll come up with another visually disturbing punishment.

???

Profit.

paddyandy

Gives them something in life to hold on to when everything good deserts them .

frag420

They are usually just checking to see if they have sprouted a pube down there because then it wont be long until they can have a few on their upper lip too!!

conorhal

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Gloves. FFS. And I'm one of those people who suffer badly with extremely cold hands - went through all the tests for Raynaud's disease but thankfully I'm clear - just horrendously bad circulation in my feet and hands. My feet can get so cold that I sometimes can't tell if they're cold or not. Sometimes if my hands are exposed to cold the fingers turn a creamy white colour. But I don't stick my hands down my trousers like an animal.

Hang them all. Drive them in a bus to a dusty, empty warehouse somewhere - lit only but a few flickering, exposed neon lightbulbs.

Without any hint of ceremony or explanation, pull them violently from the bus and force them onto the scaffold. Lash their hands behind their backs using plastic, cheap cable ties. One by one place the noose, comprised of black electrical cable around their necks. Strip them from the waist down so their families can also endure the humiliation of witnessing their children soil themselves in their final moments.

Then, when they've begged and cried enough, and called out for their 'mammies,' pull the lever and watch them writhe and struggle while the life is choked from their bodies.

Finally, when the job is done roll the corpses into a pit. Tell the assembled families they can claim them back themselves if they want.

Fixed.

????

Profit.

Bravo sir! Bravo!

By the sound of your sadistic retribution the only way the families will be able to identify the bodies will be through dental records soverign rings.

I'm still of the opinion that a serious opportunity was missed when we failed to carpet bomb the Phoenix Park during the Swedish House Mafia gig.....