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Where I've been for five weeks...

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭echo beach


    We thought you were busy doing more 'research'.:)

    Sounds good. Looking forward to reading it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 273 ✭✭Toasterspark


    Great work Eileen, looks like your characters weren't the only ones working up a sweat!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,143 ✭✭✭D-FENS


    Penguin you say?...



    Seriously though, well done :)


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    Oh well done! Delighted for you!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,775 ✭✭✭EileenG


    Believe me, I did research. I have the bruises and the kinky outfits to prove it.

    Still recovering from that marathon. Getting the edits back tomorrow. I can't believe the speed they are going to get this book out by November.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 28 LizzyOne


    I'm curious ... What was the output ...10, 12 pages? Each and every day!
    Did you sleep at all?
    Seriously, what kind of time did you devote to writing it?
    Well done and good luck.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,775 ✭✭✭EileenG


    When I slept, I dreamed about that damned book. Apart from actually working (and I wasn't doing too much during July) I spent all the time writing, or researching, or editing. My family lived on pizza and takeaway, I didn't switch on the tv, I didn't ride the bike.

    The only thing I'll say is that the research for a book with a strong BDSM element is er, interesting.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 273 ✭✭Toasterspark


    "I said more sex, damnit! Where did you put the Kama Sutra book? I HAVE A DEADLINE TO MEET!!"


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,309 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    yeah. research. hum.

    afk writing new book... :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,775 ✭✭✭EileenG


    "I said more sex, damnit! Where did you put the Kama Sutra book? I HAVE A DEADLINE TO MEET!!"

    Sod the Kama Sutra! I have been learning things like how much a strap marks compared to a flail (much more), whether a crop is nastier than a cane (no, the cane is worse) and if it's possibly to orgasm from being spanked (yes, it's rare but it does happen).

    I take my research very seriously....


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,775 ✭✭✭EileenG


    Well, just sent back the last of the edits, and did an interview with the SUNDAY TIMES!!! They're taking photos tomorrow, should be in this Sunday's issue.

    And my mother has just discovered what I write, and is determined to make Penguin pull the book, in case any of her friends discover I'm writing pornography.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,309 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    oh no, really? :(


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    Jaysus Eileen! I can see now why you were so apprehensive about telling her.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,775 ✭✭✭EileenG


    It's not actually porn. I call it "Romancing the Stone meets 50 Shades". It's an adventure romance, with a bit of kinky sex. But she just heard sex and that's it.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,179 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    EileenG wrote: »
    Well, just sent back the last of the edits, and did an interview with the SUNDAY TIMES!!! They're taking photos tomorrow, should be in this Sunday's issue.

    And my mother has just discovered what I write, and is determined to make Penguin pull the book, in case any of her friends discover I'm writing pornography.

    Determined in what way? On what planet does she think she has any say in anything?


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    It's gas though that she sees the publisher as being easier to talk around than her daughter.

    She'll probably be grand once the shock wears off. Sure half the neighbours she's worried about probably have some fine kinky collections in their bedside lockers. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,775 ✭✭✭EileenG


    I waved my twenty page contract in her face and told her that there was no way I could pull the book or change a word of it.

    She's not convinced...


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭echo beach


    EileenG wrote: »
    And my mother has just discovered what I write, and is determined to make Penguin pull the book, in case any of her friends discover I'm writing pornography.

    Does she not have an opinion of her own if all she is worried about is her friends' reactions?
    There is a time in your life to stop worrying about what the neighbours think and your mother should have reached it by now.

    It would actually be great publicity if she staged a 'Tailor and Ansty' style book-burning.:)


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,775 ✭✭✭EileenG


    I honestly don't care what she says about it. In fact, I'm tempted to arrange a book signing in the closest Easons to where she lives.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,179 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    You could always threaten to include a character with her first name in the next one...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,775 ✭✭✭EileenG


    You could always threaten to include a character with her first name in the next one...

    She already won't read anything I write in case she's in it.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,179 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Have you drafted anything about a narcissistic drama-queen lately?


  • Registered Users Posts: 372 ✭✭Lplated


    Quite inspirational, much kudos and congratulations.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,775 ✭✭✭EileenG


    Got photographed - in Ann Summers of all places - for the Sunday Times today. The story should be in this Sunday's paper.

    For some reason, the photographer wanted lots of pix of me holding a riding crop and looking stern.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    EileenG wrote: »
    Got photographed - in Ann Summers of all places - for the Sunday Times today. The story should be in this Sunday's paper.

    For some reason, the photographer wanted lots of pix of me holding a riding crop and looking stern.

    I can never get this straight - does "this Sunday" mean the one coming up in two days, or the one a week after that?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,775 ✭✭✭EileenG


    Tomorrow.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 273 ✭✭Toasterspark


    Your mother can't hide from the Sunday Times article! Fair play Eileen, you're doing great for yourself. If your mother cannot see that then it's her loss. In fairness though, she may be just trying to wrap her head around the fact that you aren't her little innocent girl anymore. You've grown up into a mature older lady... with whips and garters and unspeakable sexual positions at your disposal. ;P


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,775 ✭✭✭EileenG


    Your mother can't hide from the Sunday Times article! Fair play Eileen, you're doing great for yourself. If your mother cannot see that then it's her loss. In fairness though, she may be just trying to wrap her head around the fact that you aren't her little innocent girl anymore. You've grown up into a mature older lady... with whips and garters and unspeakable sexual positions at your disposal. ;P

    And she doesn't know the half of it!


  • Registered Users Posts: 55,462 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    Good luck today. :o


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,775 ✭✭✭EileenG


    Thanks. It was on page three, a big article, nice pix, businesslike and not salacious.


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