no debs date

suddyb4

have a problem here just after splitting up with my gf so im oviously not going debs with her now and no one left that i wud wanna go with anyway and definetly not goin on my own so if ure a girl and wud be interested in goin to the debs well here i am and a great nite is guaranteeed

randylonghorn

We'll need details of your bank balance, shoe size and other pertinent details before we can allow any of our fine ladies to even consider your offer! :cool:

Dude, seriously, no offence, but you probably won't find that many girls jumping out of their chairs and fighting one another off to be first to accept your offer, given that you're extremely new around here and no-one knows anything about you!

Would you not be better looking around for a friend you might like to bring? Or maybe one of the girls going with your mates has a friend who might be interested in going, and you could make a foursome of it?

When are your debs anyway?

And just a quick heads-up: this site doesn't welcome textspeak.

suddyb4

soon enough i suppose yeah i know im new to this site but why should that matter but whoever is interested can know more about me does eveyone know your bank balance may i ask!

Canard

Well if you're new people might be less inclined to agree to go is all.

And randy was just having a joke, lighten up! :P

randylonghorn

suddyb4 wrote: »

soon enough i suppose yeah i know im new to this site but why should that matter but whoever is interested can know more about me does eveyone know your bank balance may i ask!

I wasn't being serious about the bank balance, dude!

Or even the shoe size ... :P

Just making the point that there might be ways to approach the problem with a better chance of success, that's all!

Just Like Heaven

Pm sent.

suddyb4

yeah lads i do have a sence of humour believe it or not haha

suddyb4

fewtinsoffroth wrote: »

Pm sent.

what do u mean may i ask

BUBBLE WRAP

suddyb4 wrote: »

what do u mean may i ask

That user sent you a private message.

Just Like Heaven

Ahh i'm only poking.

I split with my girlfriend a bit before the debs, but asked her anyway a couple months later. It wasn't the end of the world, we even got nominated for 'best couple'.

You should ask her anyway (unless y'know, she has another boyfriend :P) cause it's super fun and if it bothers you this much it might ruin it for you.



Alternatively, if you don't find anybody to go with you can go on your own and play my favourite game, 'drink the beer'. In which you keep drinking the beer until it's all gone or you pass out, then you win. If you stop drinking the beer, you lose. Penalty is that you have to play 'drink the beer'.

Nal

hahahaha, can't blame a lad for trying!

randylonghorn

fewtinsoffroth wrote: »

Ahh i'm only poking.

Freudian slip, fewtins?

Just Like Heaven

I do everything for a reason :cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

:pac:

randylonghorn

fewtinsoffroth wrote: »

I do everything for a reason :cool:

I'd watch this one, suddy!

(Mind you, he looks quite good in a dress, in fairness!! )

Just Like Heaven

Hahaha I forgot about that, that must have been from a thread >1 year ago.



Oh christ :rolleyes:

randylonghorn

I'm like an elephant, I never forget!

conor93a

Just ask someone you know, most girls would really want to go.

conor93a

You say you don't know anyone you wanna go with, but yet you're willing to take a stranger from the internet?

suddyb4

yeah i know a few girls but there kind of people i just wudent ask if u get me and i wudent mind going with a stranger atall haha it wud be a right laugh

Incompetent

There's a fair few lads here haven't got a girl for this debs. I say we organise a night out on the lash and pick up a few :pac:

Sheedy07

Incompetent wrote: »

There's a fair few lads here haven't got a girl for this debs. I say we organise a night out on the lash and pick up a few :pac:

Mine is over but a night on the lash with all the boardsies can't be turned down.. ill be there haha

imelle

i'll go with you, and then we can go get married and have 10 children and you'll be mine forever, actually no "5eva" cos 5 is more than 4 and that's how much i loves ya<3

mcpaddington

Which county do you live in?

randylonghorn

suddyb4 wrote: »

yeah i know a few girls but there kind of people i just wudent ask if u get me and i wudent mind going with a stranger atall haha it wud be a right laugh

Seriously, suddy ... cut the textspeak, thanks!

suddyb4

haha randy boy i shall try my best

Mysteriouschic

You could bring a mate instead?
I know a lot of people who don't bring a date and instead bring a mate.

suddyb4

any girls out there to want to go to a debs with a fella for 40 quid all they have to do is turn up have a bite to eat and a drink or 2 or any girls who want to do a debs swap as i cant go with my gf and my debs is this week and this is my last resort!

Just Like Heaven

Pff I'll put the dress back on for 40 quid :eek:

randylonghorn

fewtinsoffroth wrote: »

Pff I'll put the dress back on for 40 quid :eek:

How much do you usually charge to take it off? >_>

suddyb4

ok so send me a pm and we will sort things out

Bears and Vodka

suddyb4 wrote: »

ok so send me a pm and we will sort things out

Dude, firstly, fewtins is a guy. Secondly, don't stoop so low, go on Fb, and ask every female contact you have whether they'd like to go. You'd be surprised.

Cruel Sun

@Suddyb4, be an absolute legend and start this thread in after hours.....hilarity will ensue.

randylonghorn

subz3r0 wrote: »

Dude, firstly, fewtins is a guy.

I think he knows, subz, it was made kinda obvious above!

Bears and Vodka

randylonghorn wrote: »

I think he knows, subz, it was made kinda obvious above!

Just to be sure, randy, just to be sure!

mcpaddington

I'll go with you, fair warning though I have a penis.

randylonghorn

You trying to one-up Fewtins?

mcpaddington

randylonghorn wrote: »

You trying to one-up Fewtins?

No, I just happen to think I look quite dashing in a dress...

randylonghorn

Proof required!

mcpaddington

randylonghorn wrote: »

Proof required!

This one shows off my amazing legs too.

randylonghorn

I dunno, I would have thought stilettos tbh ...

Just Like Heaven

It'd be really nasty cause I'm getting a big tattoo taking up my right leg from the foot to the knee this saturday and I have a beard which, y'know, and there just isn't enough time to pick out the right dress anyway :rolleyes:

mcpaddington

fewtinsoffroth wrote: »

It'd be really nasty cause I'm getting a big tattoo taking up my right leg from the foot to the knee this saturday and I have a beard which, y'know, and there just isn't enough time to pick out the right dress anyway :rolleyes:

Wear your birthday suit.

Just Like Heaven

mcpaddington wrote: »

Wear your birthday suit.

That's also a dress.

Just Like Heaven

randylonghorn wrote: »

You trying to one-up Fewtins?

Hold me back Randal.