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Love the bikes , Love the women

  • 27-07-2012 11:36am
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 453 ✭✭


    Just wanted to start this off for all those rainy dayts u cant get out on your bike , or if your missus has chewed up the last of your petrol money on that god damn handbag she just had to have ( sale me arse) lets enjoy the women who enjoy our bikes , Please feel free to post any girl you think makes the grade guys.....and for you female bikers out there , this is a NO JOHNSON ZONE .....so only female appreciation thank you kindly.

    biker-girls-029.jpg


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,464 ✭✭✭RosieJoe


    This won't last long.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,857 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    war_child wrote: »
    Just wanted to start this off for all those rainy dayts u cant get out on your bike , or if your missus has chewed up the last of your petrol money on that god damn handbag she just had to have ( sale me arse) lets enjoy the women who enjoy our bikes , Please feel free to post any girl you think makes the grade guys.....and for you female bikers out there , this is a NO JOHNSON ZONE .....so only female appreciation thank you kindly.

    biker-girls-029.jpg


    Maybe go into Easons and get yourself any of the biker magazines instead.

    Then you can "oggle" or "appreciate" all the women you want to.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,461 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    War child,

    You MAD or what.......I refuse to participate in such a sexist topic.




    PS. Can you email me that pic mate PWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,461 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    http://www.monsterenergy.com/us/en/monstergirls/

    Only like you'll EVER NEED War Child..............:eek::eek::eek::o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 453 ✭✭war_child


    Now now now cmon people , this will last aslong as lads say this is the girl i would have as a pillion. But please be careful with posts NO NUDITY just so we keep it legal ...AND THE PIC MUST HAVE A BIKE IN IT lol.


    So lads gently remove your feminine products and start postin ha ha ha


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,857 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    war_child wrote: »
    Now now now cmon people , this will last aslong as lads say this is the girl i would have as a pillion. But please be careful with posts NO NUDITY just so we keep it legal ...AND THE PIC MUST HAVE A BIKE IN IT lol.


    So lads gently remove your feminine products and start postin ha ha ha


    Why dont you take yourself and your camera down to Punchestown this weekend for the stunt bike and drift car event.

    There will be plenty of scantily clad girls there for you to look at in the flesh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 453 ✭✭war_child


    RosieJoe wrote: »
    This won't last long.



    Very defeatest, stop with the glass half empty attitude and fill it with bikes and chicks ...just throw in guns, beer and smoke and dats my perfect weekend

    Just for all you speed freaks out der uncle war_child aint forgotten yez

    25-Hot-Biker-Chicks.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,461 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    So my monster chicks are null and void???? :rolleyes: They are the epitome of every bike show and bike race around the world :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 453 ✭✭war_child


    To be honest i prefer the Fuel Girls lol :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 373 ✭✭KingIsabella


    The quest to find such a woman is on going! Last time it came down to the missus makin me choose between her and the bike and the dog....i still have my bike and my dog! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 471 ✭✭sleepysniper


    Fine, if you insist!:rolleyes::pac:


    XQDLe.jpg


    ...some rear tyre on that lol

    :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 453 ✭✭war_child


    Fine, if you insist!:rolleyes::pac:


    XQDLe.jpg


    ...some rear tyre on that lol

    :cool:

    Ye but its a race day bike ...DERS NO SPLATTER ..lol nice pic brother


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,857 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    Fine, if you insist!:rolleyes::pac:


    XQDLe.jpg


    ...some rear tyre on that lol

    :cool:



    I wonder which one would leave bigger skid marks though??:pac::D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,655 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    paddy147 wrote: »
    I wonder which one would leave bigger skid marks though??:pac::D

    Lol!!!!!!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 453 ✭✭war_child


    Im gonna have to step in and show our motorcycle crowd what were lookin for here yet again ...cmon lads keep ther thread alive


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,655 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    war_child wrote: »
    Im gonna have to step in and show our motorcycle crowd what were lookin for here yet again ...cmon lads keep ther thread alive


    016.jpg

    Where is the bike?? All I see is leopard skin......:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,700 ✭✭✭Sids Not


    Faith+1 wrote: »
    Where is the bike?? All I see is leopard skin......:p

    All i can see is a guy in denim shorts.wtf...:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 453 ✭✭war_child


    Sids Not wrote: »
    All i can see is a guy in denim shorts.wtf...:eek:


    Ahhhhhhh disaster no bad bad bad photoshop lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 184 ✭✭KathleenMcCabe


    You either really like bikes or you dont. I love bikes. Especially the older bikes. After a few years of being without a bike, I have a place inside my kitchen waiting for my bike when i get my next one. But before i do that, I'm gonna get some old engines and learn how to work on them. I love engines.

    If you love your bikes and the biking lifestyle and want a woman who does the same - just ask her when you meet her. More importantly - make sure she knows that bikes are a part of the family - that they don't get sold off just cause she want's to nest down and have a family.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,917 ✭✭✭Wossack


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 453 ✭✭war_child


    Wossack wrote: »
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    Brilliant now dats dedication for ya genius picture :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,747 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    You either really like bikes or you dont. I love bikes. Especially the older bikes. After a few years of being without a bike, I have a place inside my kitchen waiting for my bike when i get my next one. But before i do that, I'm gonna get some old engines and learn how to work on them. I love engines.

    If you love your bikes and the biking lifestyle and want a woman who does the same - just ask her when you meet her. More importantly - make sure she knows that bikes are a part of the family - that they don't get sold off just cause she want's to nest down and have a family.

    Bless your cotton socks Kathleen, ...but you're Two in a million. I say two, cos I have the other one.... :) .... Once, she too liked mucking with engines etc, and rode 60's and 70's Triumphs to prove it.

    Now, however, she's cured, and after 10 years since her last bike, a BMW F650, I bought her an SV650S, and she's back on the road again. But without the anguish of wondering if the damn thing will get her home again !

    On a related note, it's my experience that if you so much as hint at having a bike, the ladies run a mile !

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 184 ✭✭KathleenMcCabe


    Any woman worth having will hang around


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,195 ✭✭✭KamiKazi


    If you love your bikes and the biking lifestyle and want a woman who does the same - just ask her when you meet her. More importantly - make sure she knows that bikes are a part of the family - that they don't get sold off just cause she want's to nest down and have a family.

    +1 and I have :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,197 ✭✭✭daenerysstormborn3


    If I was a bloke I'd much rather have a woman that can drive her own bike than one who wants to pose on one with assless chaps on, but hey, maybe that's just me :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 249 ✭✭fleabag


    war_child wrote: »
    Just wanted to start this off for all those rainy dayts u cant get out on your bike , or if your missus has chewed up the last of your petrol money on that god damn handbag she just had to have ( sale me arse) lets enjoy the women who enjoy our bikes , Please feel free to post any girl you think makes the grade guys.....and for you female bikers out there , this is a NO JOHNSON ZONE .....so only female appreciation thank you kindly.

    biker-girls-029.jpg

    Say what? :confused: If it's raining and I want to ride my bike I don a pair of all-in-one waterproofs and off I jolly well go.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,655 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    fleabag wrote: »
    Say what? :confused: If it's raining and I want to ride my bike I don a pair of all-in-one waterproofs and off I jolly well go.

    There is such as a thing as waterproof gear???? Now there's where I've been going wrong all these years!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 453 ✭✭war_child


    jesus this was supposed to be a laugh and a joke thread but ders always people out there who would ask at a circus "whys the clowns nose red it makes no sense"

    Jesus people chill the fug out enjoy life youll last longer :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,461 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    Fine, if you insist!:rolleyes::pac:


    XQDLe.jpg


    ...some rear tyre on that lol

    :cool:

    War child that is a she male with a photoshopped face in the mirror....lmao.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 17 V!PER


    HA...yeah skinny like a she male alright.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,857 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    war_child wrote: »
    jesus this was supposed to be a laugh and a joke thread but ders always people out there who would ask at a circus "whys the clowns nose red it makes no sense"

    Jesus people chill the fug out enjoy life youll last longer :D


    Why is a clowns nose red though??:pac::pac::D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,857 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    That picture is a bit like the "tennis" picture from the 1970s.

    The picture showed a woman tennis player lifting her skirt from behind and showing her bum cheek.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 453 ✭✭war_child


    If I was a bloke I'd much rather have a woman that can drive her own bike than one who wants to pose on one with assless chaps on, but hey, maybe that's just me :P

    Why do we have to discriminate , would a woman who can ride but still wears ass less chaps not be a nice compromise lmao ...cake and eating it lol :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 453 ✭✭war_child


    paddy147 wrote: »
    Why is a clowns nose red though??:pac::pac::D

    There had to be one paddy ya cheeky begger lol Touche


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,655 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    Wonda-Boy wrote: »
    War child that is a she male with a photoshopped face in the mirror....lmao.

    Wouldn't stop me, been so long now I've dropped all standards :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 453 ✭✭war_child


    Faith+1 wrote: »
    Wouldn't stop me, been so long now I've dropped all standards :P


    ha ha ha ha weve all been there


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,461 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    Speak for yourself mate....:pac::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,700 ✭✭✭Sids Not


    Serious video here showing you how to ride with a pillion.....hands off yer mouse lads......

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5P5BxpJGxM&feature=related


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,655 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    Sids Not wrote: »
    Serious video here showing you how to ride with a pillion.....hands off yer mouse lads......

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5P5BxpJGxM&feature=related


    ^^^^^^^
    Holy mother if sweet divine :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 453 ✭✭war_child


    Faith+1 wrote: »
    ^^^^^^^
    Holy mother if sweet divine :eek:


    I didnt see a bike , were was the tutorial , was there sound , when did my window break , why has my beard grown so much , why is it now thursday ..hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm lads i think i lost time there lmao :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,857 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    war_child wrote: »
    I didnt see a bike , were was the tutorial , was there sound , when did my window break , why has my beard grown so much , why is it now thursday ..hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm lads i think i lost time there lmao :D


    Yer one in front that doesnt speak looks like a bit of a shemale too.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,857 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    war_child wrote: »
    I didnt see a bike , were was the tutorial , was there sound , when did my window break , why has my beard grown so much , why is it now thursday ..hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm lads i think i lost time there lmao :D


    Heres that bikini one on the back of said bike.

    I dont get it to be honest with you.

    Maybe its a "yank" thing that its so cool to ride a bike with lots of flesh on display???

    I mean,why the fcuk is she bothering to wear a crash helmet???:rolleyes:





    And as for the tool of a bloke below thinking that hes "the man"...well enough said.:rolleyes:



    Same girl and bloke in both videos







  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,155 ✭✭✭Stainless_Steel


    paddy147 wrote: »
    Heres that bikini one on the back of said bike.

    I dont get it to be honest with you.

    Maybe its a "yank" thing that its so cool to ride a bike with lots of flesh on display???

    I mean,why the fcuk is she bothering to wear a crash helmet???:rolleyes:

    Come off it! A yank thing?! Or maybe just a horny man thing?!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,857 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    Come off it! A yank thing?! Or maybe just a horny man thing?!


    My girlfriend in her leathers on the bike does it for me,thankyou very much.:D

    And god forbid that the bike siezed up or a car hit her,then at least she has some protection between her lovely body/skin and the cheese grating tarmac.

    Thats my point...but maybe being in my mid 30s,Im just getting too old in my thinking nowadays


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,461 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    See how sexy she is when FU MAN CHU bins it and she looks like a cross between FREDDIE KRUGER and a DENNY RASHER! Crazy carry on it really is.....ATGATT!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,857 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    Wonda-Boy wrote: »
    See how sexy she is when FU MAN CHU bins it and she looks like a DENNY RASHER! Crazy carry on it really is.....ATGATT!


    Like this perhaps???:eek::rolleyes:




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,155 ✭✭✭Stainless_Steel


    paddy147 wrote: »
    My girlfriend in her leathers on the bike does it for me,thankyou very much.:D

    Pics please....

    Just kidding....not really....PM me like.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,461 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    Well if he is dishing them out.....sure why not.....:p


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,857 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    Pics please....

    Just kidding....not really....PM me like.

    Now Im hardly going to PM a random person off the internet (no harm meant there either) pics of my girlfriend in her leathers on the bike.

    Im not that sort of person,sorry.

    Regards.:)


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