Massive hives

Ann22

Anyone else getting strange bites? I'm getting loads of them..well 9 at the last count but I'd only one the day before yesterday. Big, firm red ones..itchy and hurt a little when pressed. No one else in my house has them. I'm peed off, my arm's in a sling and I can't reach half of the bstards:(

starbelgrade

You have crabs.

iCosmopolis

Yep, I have just been googling them for clues as to where they came from for the last half hour or so. Destroyed with them, don't think they're bites though as there's too many :mad:

Diego Maradona

Definitely leprosy

Ann22

starbelgrade wrote: »

You have crabs.

....so far they're only on the upper half of my bod on the hairless parts:).

bbam

Probably Mosquito bites.
Get a good anti-histamine tablet and cream and they'll be eased in no time at all.

Hande hoche!

Damn horse flies.

El Guapo!

I'm no doctor OP.......but I'd say it's AIDS.


Definitely AIDS.

staker

I laughed OP!

Tell us it's a solid cast:pac:

iCosmopolis

Oh no..my reply appeared under the crabs comment. I meant I'm destroyed ith hives. Not crabs. Or otherwise it's over to PI :pac:

mattjack

Ann22 wrote: »

....so far they're only on the upper half of my bod on the hairless parts:).

That's 'cause the bottom half of your body is now 'crab'.

admiralofthefleet

i got a bite on my arm about 4 weeks ago on the table track in wicklow. since then there is a red mark on my arm and its tearing itchy.
the yoke that bit me was so big i could swear i saw 2 rolls royce engines on its wings

WumBuster

Its possibly an allergic reaction to either something you ate or came into contact with. It could also be a reaction to the heat, I get them a lot when its very warm

El Guapo!

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i got a bite on my arm about 4 weeks ago on the table track in wicklow. since then there is a red mark on my arm and its tearing itchy.
the yoke that bit me was so big i could swear i saw 2 rolls royce engines on its wings

It's possible you could be Spiderman.

Ann22

staker wrote: »

I laughed OP!

Tell us it's a solid cast:pac:

Nah...it's just a dressing and a sling. The bone in the end of my elbow is cracked...they said a cast wouldn't help. Unfortunately my movement is limited.. and I'm usually so flexible I can give every inch of my back a great scratch without asking for help from bystanders:(.

westendgirlie

Wtf is a table track?

fred funk }{

Yes. I have loads of red lumps from bites at the moment. A mate of mine is the same too. I normally these lumps from the mozzies.

mattjack

WumBuster wrote: »

Its possibly an allergic reaction to either something you ate or came into contact with. It could also be a reaction to the heat, I get them a lot when its very warm

Or she could be turning into a zombie wearing a sling.

mattjack

fred funk }{ wrote: »

Yes. I have loads of red lumps from bites at the moment. A mate of mine is the same too. I normally these lumps from the mozzies.

Did your mate and you get bitten at the same time ?

Chucken

mattjack wrote: »

Did your mate and you get bitten at the same time ?

They obviously bit each other....obviously

mattjack

Chucken wrote: »

They obviously bit each other....obviously

I didn't want to post that.

LoYL

It's the Missouri tick. Always bites gob^^^^^s.

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Pottler

Dean09 wrote: »

I'm no doctor OP.......but I'd say it's AIDS.


Definitely AIDS.

Are you positive? Sorry, I know, I know, but still...

Chucken

It used always be TB I thought.

OP...its TB, sorry.

Ann22

I've had mosquito bites before, I don't think they were as big as these things. I also think these things aren't just as itchy but are sorer, like huge pimples would feel. My son and hubbie haven't any at all. My other son's away, he won't recognise me when he gets home... at this rate I'll end up looking like Robert the Bruce's father in Braveheart by Saturday:(

admiralofthefleet

westendgirlie wrote: »

Wtf is a table track?

its the name of a walk in wicklow. do you know wicklow? its in ireland

Ann22

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Haha..you sound like the pain in the a*se who's been pestering me every day over the phone except it's to diagnose my 'computer problems':rolleyes: I've gotten to the stage where I roar down the phone at them to feck away off...and they still keep ringing me back.

Jimoslimos

Ann22 wrote: »

Anyone else getting strange bites? I'm getting loads of them..well 9 at the last count but I'd only one the day before yesterday. Big, firm red ones..itchy and hurt a little when pressed. No one else in my house has them. I'm peed off, my arm's in a sling and I can't reach half of the bstards:(

Could be bed-bugs.

Chucken

Ann22 wrote: »

I've had mosquito bites before, I don't think they were as big as these things. I also think these things aren't just as itchy but are sorer, like huge pimples would feel. My son and hubbie haven't any at all. My other son's away, he won't recognise me when he gets home... at this rate I'll end up looking like Robert the Bruce's father in Braveheart by Saturday:(

Irish mosquitos bite differently to holiday mosquitos you see.

Yep...TB

kerash

Ann22 wrote: »

I've had mosquito bites before, I don't think they were as big as these things. I also think these things aren't just as itchy but are sorer, like huge pimples would feel. My son and hubbie haven't any at all. My other son's away, he won't recognise me when he gets home... at this rate I'll end up looking like Robert the Bruce's father in Braveheart by Saturday:(

Chicken pox!

Chucken

kerash wrote: »

Chicken pox!

Chucken pox

boo3000

Ann22 wrote: »

Haha..you sound like the pain in the a*se who's been pestering me every day over the phone except it's to diagnose my 'computer problems':rolleyes: I've gotten to the stage where I roar down the phone at them to feck away off...and they still keep ringing me back.

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Mars Bar

Could be the heat.

One of my more vivid memories of my childhood is breaking out in hives all over my body due to the heat. I had to lay in bed naked under a really light sheet and just stay there. It was horrible.

Ann22

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Could be bed-bugs.

Is that likely???:eek: We help out in an dog rescue centre...maybe we've carried little visitors home. I've a mattress protector on my bed so when I change the sheets surely little creepy things couldn't be hiding in it. My oh doesn't have any but he, like I said, may not taste as nice as me:). I have two dogs who defo haven't fleas but I cuddle them the whole time, maybe they have something else I can't detect in their fur.

El Guapo!

Mars Bar wrote: »

Could be the heat.

One of my more vivid memories of my childhood is breaking out in hives all over my body due to the heat. I had to lay in bed naked under a really light sheet and just stay there. It was horrible.

I can never take any of your posts seriously because of your avatar!

WumBuster

Mosquitos? In Ireland? news to me. You mean midgets?

admiralofthefleet

my mother in law breaks out in hives if she eats eggs that arent free range. thats why i buy tesco value when im making her an omlette:)

Chucken

Ann22 wrote: »

Is that likely???:eek: We help out in an dog rescue centre...maybe we've carried little visitors home. I've a mattress protector on my bed so when I change the sheets surely little creepy things couldn't be hiding in it. My oh doesn't have any but he, like I said, may not taste as nice as me:). I have two dogs who defo haven't fleas but I cuddle them the whole time, maybe they have something else I can't detect in their fur.

Cute little fellas: http://www.ca.uky.edu/entomology/entfacts/images/bedbugmp.jpg


Anyway, serious reply now. Make a paste with bread soda and water and dab it on the hives. What ever they are from, that will help

Pottler

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Jimoslimos

Ann22 wrote: »

Is that likely???:eek: We help out in an dog rescue centre...maybe we've carried little visitors home. I've a mattress protector on my bed so when I change the sheets surely little creepy things couldn't be hiding in it. My oh doesn't have any but he, like I said, may not taste as nice as me:). I have two dogs who defo haven't fleas but I cuddle them the whole time, maybe they have something else I can't detect in their fur.

Unlike fleas, bed-bugs don't discriminate on host. They can be hard to spot though, especially as they usually only feed at night. Fully grown adults look a little like an apple-pip.

Also they don't live on their host, animal or human. Usually under the seams of mattresses or in cracks in wood, walls or furniture.

westendgirlie

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

its the name of a walk in wicklow. do you know wicklow? its in ireland

Ah yeah Wicklow. Wicklow, Co. Cork

ejmaztec

Massive hives = huge fuckin bees? :eek:

Ann22

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Unlike fleas, bed-bugs don't discriminate on host.

Does that mean fleas pick and choose who they feed off and bed bugs eat whoever happens to be in the bed?

shuvly

......."Big firm red ones".....
what is a girl to do.....



and I am not "getting my coat" cos I is damn comfy here drinkin...

supernova84

Sounds like a shark bite to me

csi vegas

bbam wrote: »

Probably Mosquito bites.
Get a good anti-histamine tablet and cream and they'll be eased in no time at all.

Excuse my ignorance but...do we have mosquitos in Ireland? :eek:

At night I hear some unusual high pitched sounds coming from outside and I don't know if it's rats :eek: or some form of bug.
It doesn't last very long but it's quite sinister.

I would go down there with a torch but the neighbours would think I'm perving in their windows (apartments).

Also I have tiny 'carpet' moths, bástards are everywhere, flying at me and all.
It's the fúking weather cos I'm a spotless clean freak.
A full can of air freshner I've gone through this last fortnight, blasting the cúnts out of it and still they come.
They don't even like light - they won't go near the lamps so they're hard to spot...until they're right up against your face bzzz :mad:

westendgirlie

I'm itchy all over after reading ^^^ that

csi vegas

Ann22 wrote: »

Anyone else getting strange bites? I'm getting loads of them..well 9 at the last count but I'd only one the day before yesterday. Big, firm red ones..itchy and hurt a little when pressed. No one else in my house has them. I'm peed off, my arm's in a sling and I can't reach half of the bstards:(

Could it be that you've been eating a lot of chips with vinegar? Happens me about twice a year, I break out when I drown the chips, but it must be done, no other way to eat them.

Orange juice etc too - anything acidic.

Ghandee

Am I the only person that expected this to be something about Joanna Lumley's and Amy Winehouses

johnayo

kerash wrote: »

Chicken pox!

Or maybe, just the pox:mad: