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    #32
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    I'd be Elasti-Arm-Girl.

    I'd have one lightening-fast, highly elastic, yet ordinary looking, arm.
    I'd amaze observers by reaching things on high shelves in Tesco faster than the naked eye can see.

    I'd also be able to scratch difficult-to-access areas of my back and slap people who look like they deserve it without fear of detection.

    The small and the itchy everywhere would whisper my name in admiration and awe.


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    #33
    Steffano2002
    Registered Users Posts: 5,918 ✭✭✭Steffano2002


    cartell_best wrote: »
    I want to be Jesus
    If you were Jesus today you'd be sent to an asylum...


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    #34
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Giselle wrote: »
    I'd be Elasti-Arm-Girl.

    I'd have one lightening-fast, highly elastic, yet ordinary looking, arm.
    I'd amaze observers by reaching things on high shelves in Tesco faster than the naked eye can see.

    I'd also be able to scratch difficult-to-access areas of my back and slap people who look like they deserve it without fear of detection.

    The small and the itchy everywhere would whisper my name in admiration and awe.

    Like in the film "The Incredibles"?


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    #35
    Jesus Shaves
    Registered Users Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    cartell_best wrote: »
    I want to be Jesus

    I want to be mohammed


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    #36
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Steffano2002 wrote: »
    I just don't think I will ever be able to rewind such a long period of time Shryke. I mean, 15 seconds, I could probably manage but hours?! That would require way too much energy! I'd be left drained!

    You're right I wasn't thinking there. I would say drain the life force of other people but it would be difficult to keep friends.


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    #37
    Jesus Shaves
    Registered Users Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    Shryke wrote: »
    I would say drain the life force of other people but it would be difficult to keep friends.

    Don't worry, you already do that with your posts


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    #38
    cartell_best
    Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭cartell_best


    Steffano2002 wrote: »
    If you were Jesus today you'd be sent to an asylum...

    Thank Christ I'm St. Christopher.....


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    #39
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    mishkalucy wrote: »
    Like in the film "The Incredibles"?

    Damn.

    Its just so hard to come up with an original superpower these days. :(


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    #40
    ceegee
    Registered Users Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭ceegee


    Jesus Shaves wrote: »
    cartell_best wrote: »
    I want to be Jesus

    I want to be mohammed

    Worst superhero ever - theres no drawings of you in your comic!


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    #41
    cartell_best
    Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭cartell_best


    cartell_best wrote: »
    Thank Christ I'm St. Christopher.....


    I take that comment back, my apologies


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    #42
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,498 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Myself and my friends tried to think of the worst superpower ever. My idea was the power to get addicted to heroin without actually touching it. No idea what I would call myself.

    The best was Johnny Sh1tfingers - the power to crap out through your fingers. It might have practical uses, but they are highly situational, e.g. running from the evil villain Hygiene Man, you could quickly line a corridor with crap to stop him dead in his tracks.


    racso1975 wrote: »
    The power to heal. Not cure cancer and **** like that but to cure mental illness or horrible memory's.
    I think thats called a bartender


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    #43
    Jesus Shaves
    Registered Users Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    ceegee wrote: »
    Worst superhero ever - theres no drawings of you in your comic!

    http://zombietime.com/mohammed_image_archive/jyllands-posten_cartoons/

    The 2nd one


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    #44
    spankysue
    Registered Users Posts: 591 ✭✭✭spankysue


    I'd have the power of having a freaky little hand like Jeremy Beadle had.... or did he just have one giant hand, can't remember, want it anyway.

    I shall call myself, "Freaky big hand or small hand girl" :p


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    #45
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Giselle wrote: »
    Damn.

    Its just so hard to come up with an original superpower these days. :(

    I have one for you!

    How about "silent but deadly sneaky girl"?

    Your power would be to let off the most noxious emissions but no-one would ever know it was you :D

    people would spend their time blaming each other, while you would look completely innocent:cool:


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