Man finds blue diamond in lidl meat

Mr. Incognito

That man be me.

Popped over to lidl in rathmines this evening to buy diced beef for my dinner.

Delicious btw, but chewing on the meat I find something hard,

clean it off and it is a gem, a blue gem.

I'll post pics tomorrow, figured it was a cheap piece of glass jewellery that fell off a worker packaging the meat or something but it scratches glass like butter and I cannot mark it with an array of sharp implements.

Will bring it to a jeweller tomorrow and post pics when my housemate gets home and lets me borrow his camera.

Very very random

EDIT- Can anyone recommend a jeweller around D2 fitzwilliam baggot street area I can go at lunch tomorrow

Peetrik

Arn't diamonds smuggled by swallowing them?

Makes you wonder what Lidl meat really is...

Where To

Could be the cow had a tongue piercing.

ham_n_mustard

halves!!!!


unless it is indeed worthless

meoklmrk91

This I cannot wait to see :eek:

LH Pathe

Ohhh that's rich pull the other one...

..out; there's probs two in there.

admiralofthefleet

funny, someone else on boards found one in a steak from rathmines as well tonight..

Kxiii

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

funny, someone else on boards found one in a steak from rathmines as well tonight..

Maybe it's some kinda of prize, like Willy Wonkas golden Ticket.

LH Pathe

Was it just a lidl one ?

PizzamanIRL

I...put the diamond...in the meat. I did it!

Where To

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y

ditzyfitzy

You obviously fecked up some poor fellas proposal! :rolleyes:

Birdie086

say hello to the electric blue filling you got in the eighties!

starbelgrade

I went into Lidl once to get some bread.

I came out with a snorkel, some Russian anchovies & a set of tent pegs.

mackg

starbelgrade wrote: »

I went into Lidl once to get some bread.

I came out with a snorkel, some Russian anchovies & a set of tent pegs.

What do you use to catch Russian anchovies?

A nyet

Fupping Grasshole

You sure it wasn't Viagra?

Pottler

If you'd swallowed it you could have had a blue diamond in your ring.

smash

Rub it against some sandpaper. Diamonds don't scratch!

They also disperse heat very fast so breath on it and have a look, the condensation should have dispersed by the time you look at it.

sundodger5

glass can scratch glass, so not a real test.

rgmmg

I was hoping it was a Mitsubishi Blue Diamond :pac:

deman

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

That man be me.

Popped over to lidl in rathmines this evening to buy diced beef for my dinner.

Delicious btw, but chewing on the meat I find something hard,

clean it off and it is a gem, a blue gem.

I'll post pics tomorrow, figured it was a cheap piece of glass jewellery that fell off a worker packaging the meat or something but it scratches glass like butter and I cannot mark it with an array of sharp implements.

Will bring it to a jeweller tomorrow and post pics when my housemate gets home and lets me borrow his camera.

Very very random

EDIT- Can anyone recommend a jeweller around D2 fitzwilliam baggot street area I can go at lunch tomorrow

You work for Lidl, don't you? :b

If it turns out not to be a precious stone, then you should keep the packaging, keep the stone and make a complaint to Lidl.

SocSocPol

deman wrote: »

You work for Lidl, don't you? :b

If it turns out not to be a precious stone, then you should keep the packaging, keep the stone and make a complaint to Lidl.

Just spent €567.73 buying all the meat in my local Aldi , anyone got any good recipies?

Oh fu*k, he said Lidl not Aldi..sh*t , sh*t, sh*t!!!:D

Jester252

Just hope you don't end up in court for finding it

inforfun

How much meat did you buy that you didnt see this was in it?

pickarooney

Do you mean a sapphire?

chin_grin

What actually happened.

"I was playing minecraft, then I fell asleep and dreamt the whoooooooole thing!". :pac:

But seriously, pics or you know the rest.

Kenno90

Op we need pics

bren2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZSPgMGNFl8

johnayo

starbelgrade wrote: »

I went into Lidl once to get some bread.

I came out with a snorkel, some Russian anchovies & a set of tent pegs.

:D:D

tmc86

I knew Lidl and Aldi were doing well but they must be making a fortune if they have diamonds lying around their production facilities!

I am pie

Hmm...there's a Blue Diamond Phillips pun in this somewhere.

ejmaztec

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

That man be me.

Popped over to lidl in rathmines this evening to buy diced beef for my dinner.

Delicious btw, but chewing on the meat I find something hard,

clean it off and it is a gem, a blue gem.

I'll post pics tomorrow, figured it was a cheap piece of glass jewellery that fell off a worker packaging the meat or something but it scratches glass like butter and I cannot mark it with an array of sharp implements.

Will bring it to a jeweller tomorrow and post pics when my housemate gets home and lets me borrow his camera.

Very very random

EDIT- Can anyone recommend a jeweller around D2 fitzwilliam baggot street area I can go at lunch tomorrow

Didn't someone wearing some blue bling disappear inside a meat processing plant a while ago? What did the meat taste like?

Plazaman

It's just a German Custom this time of the year, you'll find blue diamonds in all Lidl and Aldi meat products in July. It's akin to our rings in Barm Brack at Halloween.

chrismon

Any luck yet op?

Badly Drunk Boy

chrismon wrote: »

Any luck yet op?

He said he was going to the jewellers at lunchtime today.

Wacker The Attacker

I woke up wih an angry blue diamond cutting boner this morning. I reckon my cock would take it out

Cookie_Monster

pickarooney wrote: »

Do you mean a sapphire?

diamonds come in blue too
dark blue = sapphire, lighter blue may be a diamond. Yellow green and purple are also common enough.

check out all the colours:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Aurora_Diamond_Collection.jpg

it could just be a manufactured one though, in which case it's pretty much worthless, or a chemically altered one which is also worth less than normal
how big is it?

Teyla Emmagan

It will probably turn out to be some calcified cancerous lump that the poor cow had.

christmas2012

Id be cashing it in asap

the groutch

Remember the good old days when you got black diamonds in your telly?

AnonoBoy

Blue diamond?

[Some vague viagra-related joke here]

Eh? Am I right?






(I'm busy, I'll come back to this later.)

Duggy747

Shine on you crazy diamond.

Mr Freeze

pickarooney wrote: »

Do you mean a sapphire?

Thapphireth?

spider_pig

pics of gtfo :pac:

Amalgam

Where To wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y

Too common, this has a kinky feel to it, more like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBeSx_OagOk

Mickeroo

Mr Freeze wrote: »

Thapphireth?

I understand that reference

Noxin

spider_pig wrote: »

pics of gtfo :pac:

If you insist:
http://c.wrzuta.pl/wi6398/f019a73e0000ac754a7a6afc/gtfo_www.naszaklasa2.pl

Sea Filly

It'd be weird being proposed to by a piece of meat.

I mean, I would I hope I saw him as more than that.

Oh, and the OP story is mad.

:pac:

Capt'n Midnight

pickarooney wrote: »

Do you mean a sapphire?

they are made of the same stuff as good sandpaper

so don't sandpaper it till you know the paper doesn't use corundum or tungsten carbide or silicon carbide

also sapphires are brittle

charlemont

I'd like to find Pearl Diamond on my meat..;)

Pottler

A really handy test for any diamond is to put it on a metal surface and hit it really hard with a hammer. If it smashes into a thousand pieces, it was a diamond, if it doesn't, it's fake. Try this test OP - you might have found a fake. I have tried this test yesterday on all my wifes diamonds and they were all real. I am going to type my findings up in a spreadsheet and show her - she will be delighted as she thought one or two of them might have been fakes. Who needs jewellers eh. I'm going to buy a holiday with the money I have saved by not needing to get them professionally appraised. A mate gave me this handy tip btw. Usually he's a thick fecker, but for once he was bang on.:)