Guinness n' Rollies 2: Off Topic Chat Thread

Agent Smith

ToxicPaddy wrote: »

Eh yeah..

Methinks you've not had enough to drink as you're obviously not thinking straight. To resolve these symptoms do the following:

• Go to bar
• Get barmans attention
• Request a pint of beer of choice
• Consume while enjoying the taste
• Repeat numerous times until said symptoms pass.
• Go home satisfied that you have consumed enough alcohol

:cool:

Mission accomplished....

grames_bond

Morning all! Last day off work - yule log to accompany the cakes - with coffee and coke and a lovely rol;l for lunch! today shall be a good day!

D'Agger

I'm after a ball of Cadburys celebrations....now for coffee

Happy Friday all

ToxicPaddy

Beer and pizza for us all this evening in the office and then to the pub.. \o/

Todays dining shall consist of chocolate, cakes and M&S choccie chip cookies.. nyom nyom

Agent Smith

My head hurts :-(

CastorTroy

Yeah there was tea and buns/doughnuts here as well.

12 Pubs this evening

ToxicPaddy

Agent Smith wrote: »

My head hurts :-(

• Go to bar
• Get barmans attention
• Request a pint of beer of choice
• Consume while enjoying the taste
• Repeat numerous times until said symptoms pass.
• Go home satisfied that you have consumed enough alcohol

Methinks you need to repeat :pac:

D'Agger

Agent Smith wrote: »

My head hurts :-(

I've been waiting for this post :pac:

Pembily

D'Agger wrote: »

I've been waiting for this post :pac:

Me too, arrived later than I thought

Only a few hours left!!

D'Agger

Number of fúcks given at work this day in total:

0

Pembily

D'Agger wrote: »

Number of fúcks given at work this day in total:

0

Number of hours left at work

2

Agent Smith

Hours left before X-mas?

17.5

ToxicPaddy

D'Agger wrote: »

Number of fúcks given at work this day in total:

0

Pembily wrote: »

Number of hours left at work

2

No of Beers after work

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9.....

ahh ya get the idea

Pembily

ToxicPaddy wrote: »

No of Beers after work

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9.....

ahh ya get the idea

Sore head in the morning :P

I thought I was getting better but I now have a shocking headache and have to do a report and have no motivation to do it!

D'Agger

I'm in for 2.5 pembo

Can't wait for a few white russians

awec

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ToxicPaddy

Pembily wrote: »

Sore head in the morning :P

I thought I was getting better but I now have a shocking headache and have to do a report and have no motivation to do it!

Yea more than likely, but then again I have a nice easy cruise home to the Deise land tomorrow.. So if its sunny, on with the shades, some decent tunes and off I go!!!

D'Agger wrote: »

I'm in for 2.5 pembo

Can't wait for a few white russians

Ohh now thats a headache in a glass

awec wrote: »

Xmas hols started 90 mins ago! :cool:

Jammy git!! :mad::pac:

Pembily

D'Agger wrote: »

I'm in for 2.5 pembo

Can't wait for a few white russians

We will get through it together!

awec wrote: »

Xmas hols started 90 mins ago! :cool:

Someone ban him!

awec

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CastorTroy

Everyone's finishing up early here. I have to stay a bit longer.

Panthro

My morning is only beginning....
Bah humbug!


awec...banned!

Liam McPoyle

In work drinking prosecco,classy or what that out on the town tonight with herself.

We shall be in Cassidys from prolly half 7 onwards if any regulars are aboot!

Dravokivich

Necronos wrote: »

In work drinking prosecco,classy or what that out on the town tonight with herself.

We shall be in Cassidys from prolly half 7 onwards if any regulars are aboot!

We have ways of making you pronounce your U's!

ToxicPaddy

awec wrote: »

I've spent the afternoon playing FIFA.

Life is tough. What's it like in work at the moment people? :P

Kinda quiet at the moment, but in 20 mins, when a fridge full of ice cold bottles of beer is opened and 30+ pizzas arrive in from Dominos, it will be epic..

ToxicPaddy

Necronos wrote: »

In work drinking prosecco,classy or what that out on the town tonight with herself.

We shall be in Cassidys from prolly half 7 onwards if any regulars are aboot!

Haven't been to a boardsie thing in Cassidys yet. Must make an appearance at some stage..

The Black Oil

ToxicPaddy wrote: »

Haven't been to a boardsie thing in Cassidys yet. Must make an appearance at some stage..

We don't know who you are. We don't know what you want. If you are looking for beer, we only have it at secret location. And what we do have is a very particular set of skills; skills we have acquired over very long careers. Skills that make us a nightmare for people like you. If you attend boards beers, that'll be the end of it. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don't, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will kill you.

:mad:

awec

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Panthro

awec wrote: »

Jaysus, imagine your working day was only beginning...

Here, Panthro me ol' mucker, I'm sitting here with a beer watching telly. :P

Soon......:eek:

awec

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Panthro

awec wrote: »

Soon what? :pac:

..............Soon.....




:pac: