Kill A Zombie With This....

RiderOnTheStorm

borrowing an idea from another Zombie Survival forum (we are not the only one! *gasp*)

Each poster will take the object named in the last post as a tool and they show how they will kill a Z with it.

Then they name a new object and the game continues.

(it does not have to make sense, this is just a bit of fun!!)

I will start (easy)
tool - gun

I shoot the Z in the head

Next tool - hammer

chin_grin

RiderOnTheStorm wrote: »

Next tool - hammer

Hit z in the head?

If I may be Buzz Killington for a bit, I can see this descending in to "...use x on z's head" posts.

But if I was to be imaginative for a sec <thinks of recent horror movies>, um....bear trap.

degrassinoel

Last tool: Bear Trap

Tacked to a door at head height, wait for zombie to knock...

Next Tool: Pliers

opti76

RiderOnTheStorm wrote: »

borrowing an idea from another Zombie Survival forum (we are not the only one! *gasp*)

Each poster will take the object named in the last post as a tool and they show how they will kill a Z with it.

Then they name a new object and the game continues.

(it does not have to make sense, this is just a bit of fun!!)

I will start (easy)
tool - gun

I shoot the Z in the head

Next tool - hammer

hammer..... attach to a chain and swing around my head striking zombies in the head from a safe distance ..... next tool hurley

RiderOnTheStorm

sorry, Opti ... last tool was Pliers ..... I guess refreshing in this game will be important ...

for pliers , I would pierce the back of teh Z's neck, and pull out the top of his spine

next tool - hurley

(now we are back on Opti's track!)

mrpants

RiderOnTheStorm wrote: »

sorry, Opti ... last tool was Pliers ..... I guess refreshing in this game will be important ...

for pliers , I would pierce the back of teh Z's neck, and pull out the top of his spine

next tool - hurley

(now we are back on Opti's track!)

I'd use the Hurley like a axe on the back of the Z's head, cracking the skull open.


Next tool: bike chain

RiderOnTheStorm

chin_grin, DeGrassiNoel replied & used your bear-trap .... see above ...

latest tool is bike-chain

chin_grin

RiderOnTheStorm wrote: »

chin_grin, DeGrassiNoel replied & used your bear-trap .... see above ...

latest tool is bike-chain

My apologies!

Let me rephrase that then, "what, am I f*ckin' blind"? Although that's genius with the bear trap at head level...I was thinking about that monster that used it in the Cabin in the Woods which is why I chose it as a weapon.

So, bike chain.

I'd wrap it around the z's neck and squeeze until its head popped off.

New "weapon", motorbike helmet.

kildare.17hmr

RiderOnTheStorm wrote: »

latest tool is bike-chain

wrapped around my fist (with a rag for protection obviously:rolleyes:) for up close and personal skull smashing fun!

Next tool 50km/h road sign

RiderOnTheStorm

folks ..... refresh before you post .

chin-grin was last with the motobike helmet ... he used the bike chain - sorry kildare ... maybe you can choose something with the helmet and then re-post the sign one ......

chin_grin

RiderOnTheStorm wrote: »

folks ..... refresh before you post .

chin-grin was last with the motobike helmet ... he used the bike chain - sorry kildare ... maybe you can choose something with the helmet and then re-post the sign one ......

Although I have an idea...if a person notices that they've skipped one they can edit their post to include the previous weapon that they missed.

It gives an opportunity for other ideas for weapons (as that using the bike chain as a boxing glove is pure genius!).

Zomg Okay

RiderOnTheStorm wrote: »

folks ..... refresh before you post .

chin-grin was last with the motobike helmet ... he used the bike chain - sorry kildare ... maybe you can choose something with the helmet and then re-post the sign one ......

Tool: Motorbike Helmet

Hit the zombie over the head with it so it falls down. While it's down, put the helmet on good and tight and pull the visor down. Now it can't bite.

New tool: Wastebasket.

RiderOnTheStorm

chin_grin wrote: »

Although I have an idea...if a person notices that they've skipped one they can edit their post to include the previous weapon that they missed.

It gives an opportunity for other ideas for weapons (as that using the bike chain as a boxing glove is pure genius!).

yup .... like this a lot ! thx


Wastepaper basket ???? How about I set the basket alight, and while the Z tries to stomp it out, I hit him over the head with a road sign !! (ok, noone said it had to make sense!!)
PS - LOVE the helmet one!!

new tool - newspaper

chin_grin

RiderOnTheStorm wrote: »

yup .... like this a lot ! thx

No worries! Just saves a lot of hassle.

RiderOnTheStorm wrote: »

new tool - newspaper

Hmm, that's a tough one. If it was the daily mail I'd just have the z try to read it and watch as his head explodes. :pac:

But really I'd probably do the typical thing of roll it up and try and force it in to the z's mouth to see if I could snap it's jaw off. No bitey - no zombie.

New tool - foot pump (for blow up beds and that sort)!

mrpants

chin_grin wrote: »

RiderOnTheStorm wrote: »

yup .... like this a lot ! thx

No worries! Just saves a lot of hassle.

RiderOnTheStorm wrote: »

new tool - newspaper

Hmm, that's a tough one. If it was the daily mail I'd just have the z try to read it and watch as his head explodes. :pac:

But really I'd probably do the typical thing of roll it up and try and force it in to the z's mouth to see if I could snap it's jaw off. No bitey - no zombie.

New tool - foot pump (for blow up beds and that sort)!

Really enjoying this tread :-)

Foot pump: I'd try to get the Z on the ground (face down) sit on his back, wrap cord of pump around neck and stick the valve in his ear and pump with hope of exploding it's head. Failed that beat its head while it's down.

Next: shopping trolley

Nody

mrpants wrote: »

Really enjoying this tread :-)

Foot pump: I'd try to get the Z on the ground (face down) sit on his back, wrap cord of pump around neck and stick the valve in his ear and pump with hope of exploding it's head. Failed that beat its head while it's down.

Next: shopping trolley

Shopping trolley; sharpen the metal threads and ram the Z until it can't walk; then lift and use for decapitation.

Next tool: 5mm screws (but no screw driver!)

ScumLord

Nody wrote: »

Next tool: 5mm screws (but no screw driver!)

Put screws into pieces of meat, wait until zombie eats meat then use a large overhead magnet to pull the screws out through his head.

Next tool. An oil drum.

RiderOnTheStorm

oil drum - I could pierce the drum and cause an oil slick and let Greenpeace protesters come and then blame the Z's .

next tool - a bic biro (thats a mighty pen to you!)

The Floyd p

RiderOnTheStorm wrote: »

oil drum - I could pierce the drum and cause an oil slick and let Greenpeace protesters come and then blame the Z's .

next tool - a bic biro (thats a mighty pen to you!)

I'd sharpen the end of the pen to a fine point, dip it in poison and repeatedly stab the zombie in the face until said face resembles a pile of putty.

Next weapon: Glass wine bottle.

GOOSEPAUL

The Floyd p wrote: »

I'd sharpen the end of the pen to a fine point, dip it in poison and repeatedly stab the zombie in the face until said face resembles a pile of putty.

Next weapon: Glass wine bottle.

Seeing as wine is now is short demand i would knock back the goodness. Once finished I would smash the empty bottle over the Z's head, then with the broken piece I would gouge out their eyes and laugh while they try and find me

Next weapon: Big Purple dildo!!!:eek:

ScumLord

GOOSEPAUL wrote: »

Seeing as wine is now is short demand i would knock back the goodness. Once finished I would smash the empty bottle over the Z's head, then with the broken piece I would gouge out their eyes and laugh while they try and find me

Next weapon: Big Purple dildo!!!:eek:

As the zombies where made out of Catholics I'd simply wave the dildo around in the air and they'd all die of embarrassed.



Next tool: The bible.

TheStook

ScumLord wrote: »

As the zombies where made out of Catholics I'd simply wave the dildo around in the air and they'd all die of embarrassed.



Next tool: The bible.

Hmm, Recite a few passages from Leviticus, that stuff is even dirty enough to make a Zombie cringe which would give me enough time to bash his head in with the hard side of it. Or take him down with some paper cut, never underestimate paper cut.

Next weapon- A coathanger

rubadubduba

stick the coathanger into z's earhole and hook its brain out .

next tool, a lollipop.

babi-hrse

lollipop
when cornered throw lollipop on the far side of zombie to make him turn and look then kick it in the back of the head.

loved the shopping trolly one the whole of page 2 is gas

next tool rc car

RiderOnTheStorm

some fantastic ones here guys & gals! keep it up ........

RC car - drive it round & round the Z's feet until he gets dizzy and falls over ... then kick him in the head

next tool - laundry basket

GOOSEPAUL

RiderOnTheStorm wrote: »

some fantastic ones here guys & gals! keep it up ........

RC car - drive it round & round the Z's feet until he gets dizzy and falls over ... then kick him in the head

next tool - laundry basket

I would dump the basket over the Z's head and trip him/her up. Then I would carry the basket with the Z in it to the nearest Zoo. I would drop the Z into a Lion's pen and sit back and watch the show.

Next Tool: Daniel O'Donnell

mrpants

Next Tool: Daniel O'Donnell

I'd simply just feed him to the Z and I'm sure the Z would just choke on the wooly jumper and if that doesn't work I'm sure a pack of granny's would attack the Z for eating their fav singer.

Next tool: a bunch of house keys

Zomg Okay

mrpants wrote: »

Next Tool: Daniel O'Donnell

I'd simply just feed him to the Z and I'm sure the Z would just choke on the wooly jumper and if that doesn't work I'm sure a pack of granny's would attack the Z for eating their fav singer.

Next tool: a bunch of house keys

Sharpen a key and try to gouge out the zed's eyes. :eek:

Next tool: A TV remote.

babi-hrse

tool house keys
id sharpen the keys on both sides, arrange the keyrings to form a long chain and then swing it round my head at zombies faces and tear them apart.
Next tool
brake calipers from a wrecked car

Tzar Chasm

Brake calipr is an excellent choice for a makeshift boxing glove like thebikechain

Next:D

Coal scuttle

Zomg Okay

Guys, you missed one. :rolleyes:

Seriously, check before you post. If you do post and get beaten to it, there's a handy button for editing or deleting your post.