Cock-blocking by a mate. Could you ever forgive it?

ArtSmart

Inspired by another thread.

so, you've been cock blocked by a mate. can you forget and forgive?

can you??

hmm, poll optioned disappeared. ah well

Pushtrak

No, I have them locked up for grand asshattery.

fergiesfolly

mates Don't cockblock

tonymantana

talk to joe

girl in the striped socks

Bros before hos.

DrumSteve

Physically or metaphorically?

dd972

cock blocking ? asshattery ? bloody hell it's Urban Dictionary time again !

ArtSmart

DrumSteve wrote: »

Physically or metaphorically?

LOL. physically.

ArtSmart

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

Bros before hos.

are you're a girl!

Pushtrak

dd972 wrote: »

cock blocking ? asshattery ? bloody hell it's Urban Dictionary time again !

Stick around, we're cunning linguists.

1ZRed

Cock block the cock blocker

robman60

The only thing I can't forgive is you using the word "being" completely out of context.


/thread

VW 1

ArtSmart wrote: »

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

Bros before hos.

are you're a girl!

As the old saying goes, never judge a poster by their name

girl in the striped socks

ArtSmart wrote: »

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

Bros before hos.

are you're a girl!

Yeah but I dont know the female equivilant of that phrase but I still tried to be cool
Feel like a right ho myself now!

Pushtrak

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

Yeah but I dont know the female equivilant of that phrase but I still tried to be cool
Feel like a right ho myself now!

Presumably BFF before dicks.

LETHAL LADY

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

Yeah but I dont know the female equivilant of that phrase but I still tried to be cool
Feel like a right ho myself now!

I would hazard a guess and say fannyguarded.

girl in the striped socks

Pushtrak wrote: »

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

Yeah but I dont know the female equivilant of that phrase but I still tried to be cool
Feel like a right ho myself now!

Presumably BFF4EVA before dicks.

That looks like the reg off a foreign car!

ArtSmart

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

Yeah but I dont know the female equivilant of that phrase but I still tried to be cool
Feel like a right ho myself now!

so, stripped stockings or socks?

Pushtrak

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

That looks like the reg off a foreign car!

Indeed, amended.

1ZRed

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I would hazard a guess and say fannyguarded.

Clam jam! :pac:

LH Pathe

That can only encourage oneupmanship

Stinicker

Next time he's out, casually walk up to him and try to snog him, grab his crotch and say last night was good big boy! That is how you'll teach him a lesson, you may just cock block him forever, but it could be a pyrrhic victory.

B.A._Baracus

ArtSmart wrote: »

so, you've been cock blocked by a mate. can you forget and forgive?

Not to be all profound for a second :pac:
But cock-blocking comes in all forms. To the subtle to the most obvious. But easily picked up upon in either.

People can let the odd cock-block go here or there. If its small and not to frequent. But it is a sign that your so called friend isnt really your friend.

Let logic apply. If your so called mate is willing to block you getting with a woman out of jealously or worse, trying to move in while you've laid the ground work. You think the same "friend" wouldnt screw you over for a euro? (or in other ways) To me thats a sign to give them a wide berth.

Hardonraging

Pushtrak wrote: »

Stick around, we're cunning linguists.

I'm not sure who told you this they were right ....

Cockblocking bad m'kay !! people need those bad experience to be able to differentiate between the good one's later on in life ..

Washington Irving

Depends on who the culprit is and the hotness of the girl

Akarinn

are you're a girl!

Fix this...

Samich

Ah. Whenever you feel like hating the cock blocker, just beat one out and all is forgiven

Sauve

Akarinn wrote: »

are you're a girl!

Fix this...

??
It's just a typo- it's pretty easy to figure out what the poster intended to write.

Helix

could you EVER forgive them? seriously? you're putting cockblocking up there and asking if people could ever actually forgive someone for it?

it's not anal rape with a knife ffs

anyone who got more than a little annoyed and had a few lighthearted swears about it has problems

or is seriously bet down making the chance of scoring a once in a lifetime opportunity

maybe then it'd be a tough call whether you could EVER forgive

livdmg

If they are a friend they would be your Wingman helping you to get laid.
If they are Cock blocking you they are not your friend. Ditch 'em

Helix

livdmg wrote: »

If they are a friend they would be your Wingman helping you to get laid.
If they are Cock blocking you they are not your friend. Ditch 'em

or they're you're mate and they see an amusing opportunity to see you downed in flames

again, the only reason someone would surely be really pìssed off about this is if scoring is such a rarity that it's actually a huge event for them

livdmg

Yeah sure if you can both have a bit of a laugh about it afterwards, but if only one person is laughing and generally making the other person feel like **** then f##k that and f##k them.

Piste

Pushtrak wrote: »

Presumably BFF before dicks.

Or chicks before dicks!

Helix

livdmg wrote: »

Yeah sure if you can both have a bit of a laugh about it afterwards, but if only one person is laughing and generally making the other person feel like **** then f##k that and f##k them.

speaking from experience?

ringadingding

We cock block each other, sometimes blatantly. just accept it and get revenge :-)

I was at a gig in vienna once ( I know nothing about bands - but my mate does and always gets free tickets backstage etc), this gig had 4 stages and 7 bands or something .... Around 3/4 am I am backstage partying with the lads and am talking to one of te female band members, she was proper hot, all going to plan, I was telling her I had flown from Dublin especially to see tha band.
She was lapping it up, and I kept it going, how I appreciate the music she produces, it gives me goosebumps blah blah blah

My mate heard this, smirked, walked over and simply asked me which band she was in... I fumbled for names, it was blatant I didn't know.... She kept waiting for me to name her band. Then she told me as she walked off. Velojet.

What can you do ? Buy him a beer and laugh, if you bite it's worse.

JustAddWater

dd972 wrote: »

cock blocking ? asshattery ? bloody hell it's Urban Dictionary time again !

I thought cock blocking was pretty self explanatory!

ArtSmart

Helix wrote: »

or they're you're mate and they see an amusing opportunity to see you downed in flames

again, the only reason someone would surely be really pìssed off about this is if scoring is such a rarity that it's actually a huge event for them

Jus what are you implying???

ringadingding wrote: »

We cock block each other, sometimes blatantly. just accept it and get revenge :-)

I was at a gig in vienna once ( I know nothing about bands - but my mate does and always gets free tickets backstage etc), this gig had 4 stages and 7 bands or something .... Around 3/4 am I am backstage partying with the lads and am talking to one of te female band members, she was proper hot, all going to plan, I was telling her I had flown from Dublin especially to see tha band.
She was lapping it up, and I kept it going, how I appreciate the music she produces, it gives me goosebumps blah blah blah

My mate heard this, smirked, walked over and simply asked me which band she was in... I fumbled for names, it was blatant I didn't know.... She kept waiting for me to name her band. Then she told me as she walked off. Velojet.

What can you do ? Buy him a beer and laugh, if you bite it's worse.

Well in fairness, you're bluffing on the back of HIS work in that scenario...

Jesus Shaves

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

Yeah but I dont know the female equivilant of that phrase but I still tried to be cool
Feel like a right ho myself now!

Fanny banning, us fellas do it all the time, in fact were so good at it we don't even know when we're doing it ourselves.

lifelongnoob

ArtSmart wrote: »

hmm, poll optioned disappeared. ah well

edit original post then look under thread tools and the add poll option is there

Wacker The Attacker

I get little enough vadge as it is.

mauzo

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I get little enough vadge as it is.

HEre's a tip, never say vadge again

Mr.Crinklewood

"Cock blocking"

Reminds me of the time, the Rugby team had a game of chess using our cocks as the chess pieces.

Jesus Shaves

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

"Cock blocking"

Reminds me of the time, the Rugby team had a game of chess using our cocks as the chess pieces.

Just NO.

ringadingding

A great cock block is to do this ( and I think I found it here)

Lets say your mate is talking to a girl called corinna, you bound over and tell him to do his impression of corinna again, its so funny and you dont think she will mind.

The more he denies it, the more she gets pissed off and she should keep urging him to do it....

That is a great one, I've KO'ed many with that one, no way out of it really...

1ZRed

ringadingding wrote: »

We cock block each other, sometimes blatantly. just accept it and get revenge :-)

I was at a gig in vienna once ( I know nothing about bands - but my mate does and always gets free tickets backstage etc), this gig had 4 stages and 7 bands or something .... Around 3/4 am I am backstage partying with the lads and am talking to one of te female band members, she was proper hot, all going to plan, I was telling her I had flown from Dublin especially to see tha band.
She was lapping it up, and I kept it going, how I appreciate the music she produces, it gives me goosebumps blah blah blah

My mate heard this, smirked, walked over and simply asked me which band she was in... I fumbled for names, it was blatant I didn't know.... She kept waiting for me to name her band. Then she told me as she walked off. Velojet.

What can you do ? Buy him a beer and laugh, if you bite it's worse.

Your friend is an absolute cunt!:eek:

ringadingding

1ZRed wrote: »

Your friend is an absolute cunt!

Why ? not at all...
Thats how we be, may the best man win.

I will say in Fairness though, we live in Austria, getting cock blocked is not a hassle, 5 minutes later your chatting to another hot girl who loves your Irish accent.....

1ZRed

ringadingding wrote: »

Why ? not at all...
Thats how we be, may the best man win.

I will say in Fairness though, we live in Austria, getting cock blocked is not a hassle, 5 minutes later your chatting to another hot girl who loves your Irish accent.....

I don't care about cock blocking but when the stakes are high... That's when I'd get a bit pissed off and go looking for revenge and do it back to them and worse!:P I don't think I could ever bite my tongue though.

I suppose I'm lucky I don't get cock blocked because my friends know damn well to stay out of the situation but I do get roped into being the fucking wingman more times to count and I'm the one who breaks the ice and does all the talking! A lot of work for something that I don't really want anymore;)

Blondini

My wingman cock-blocked my fcuk-buddy once.


(see.. I know all the cool phrases used by virgins online)

1ZRed

Blondini wrote: »

My wingman cock-blocked my fcuk-buddy once.


(see.. I know all the cool phrases used by virgins online)

How the fuck did that manage to happen?

Helix

ArtSmart wrote: »

Jus what are you implying???

that since you put cockblocking across in a way that suggests you think it would be ok never to forgive the person for it, you dont have much luck with the ladies

ArtSmart

Helix wrote: »

that since you put cockblocking across in a way that suggests you think it would be ok never to forgive the person for it, you dont have much luck with the ladies

oh. right. yes, yes. got you. i see. 'not much luck'. right. em, thanks for clearing that up then.





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