Things you always get wrong..

FairytaleGirl

What do you always get wrong, or can't do to save your life?

I can't cook white rice properly. Always ends up sticky, which would be fine except I very rarely want it to be sticky. Brown rice all the way.

I generally can't spell the word Posion/Poison/Poision?! The ALL look right to me.

Remembering to moisturise - I always intend to but I genuinely forget every single day.

Sing. Seriously - I recorded myself once because my ma was really giving me a hard time - Shes a great singer. Im horrendous - I actually couldnt listen to it all. To make it worse I sound in tune in my head.

Reversing into a parking space - I'm too scared to try if there are other people around, as I know they'd see a young woman in a car, and judge me.


What silly things can't you do?

For those about to answer saying ' I can do everything perfectly, EVERYTHING!!' - Clearly you cant see past your own ego

matt-dublin

What silly things can't you do?

The OP

Ba Ba Bam

**gets goat**

Thatnastyboy

I always fail at finding fault in myself

DrumSteve

Saying Beer Can and making it sound like I'm a Jamaican saying Bacon.

Badly Drunk Boy

I'm terrible at driving (probably). I'm 39 but never had a lesson. I drove a tractor once, though.

Katgurl

I can never 12.30am or pm - which is afternoon?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

105th decimal place of Pi

Real Life

i can never find the right hole

Chuck Stone

Spelling? Bureaucrat, Restaurant (bloody french).

Cooking? Boiling shpuds.

John Doe1

I always call londonderry "derry" by accident:o

ScumLord

I can't levitate. :mad:

FairytaleGirl

Its Derry/Londonderry now.

Or Legenderry;)

FishBowel

Keep thinking we're in the British Isles. Oh wait ...

oddman2

matt-dublin wrote: »

What silly things can't you do?

The OP

Ba Ba Bam

**gets goat**

Hmmm

John Doe1

FairytaleGirl wrote: »

Its Derry/Londonderry now.

Or Legenderry;)

Ill always just call it lesser donegal:p

Inbox

7x9 always gets me!!

FloatingVoter

Poison and 63 will answer two of the above.

Can't stop drinking.

Can't stop smoking.

Can't stop dying (oh look, same goes for the rest of you).

ps. a little salt will help with the rice.

kneemos

John Doe1 wrote: »

I always call londonderry "derry" by accident:o

Freederry

wonton

Katgurl wrote: »

I can never 12.30am or pm - which is afternoon?

Im the same, the way I remember is I imagine someone late at night shouting "WILL YOU SHUT UP, ITS FÚCKIN 2" followed by am or pm, and I can tell after I notice which one sounds wrong.

kneemos

Katgurl wrote: »

I can never 12.30am or pm - which is afternoon?

Just remember am is after midnight.

Thatnastyboy

kneemos wrote: »

Just remember am is after midnight.

And pm is pig masturbator

frozenfrozen

Katgurl wrote: »

I can never 12.30am or pm - which is afternoon?

i always accidentally the whole thing

Feathers

kneemos wrote: »

Katgurl wrote: »

I can never 12.30am or pm - which is afternoon?

Just remember am is after midnight.

And PM is pre-midday. See, easy!

Thatnastyboy

Feathers wrote: »

And PM is pre-midday. See, easy!

:eek:

clashburke

Feathers wrote: »

And PM is pre-midday. See, easy!

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

:eek:

He lives in london, there all backwards over there:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Culleeo

Trying to pronounce the word susceptible

kneemos

Culleeo wrote: »

Trying to pronounce the word susceptible

Not so hot on the spelling either.

GEasy

USB devices. 50% chance of putting it in correctly the first time. Get it wrong the first time, 100% of the time.

RhubarbCrumble

Parallel parking. Driving 15 years, never gonna happen! :rolleyes:

Galwayguy35

Backing a trailer, I'm terrible at it.

Profiler

Based upon the last week... everything

Newly single and job about to be flushed down the toilet....

The_fever

Spelling tomorrow or tommorow they both look correct to me ... Always

erin1977

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

I'm terrible at driving (probably). I'm 39 but never had a lesson. I drove a tractor once, though.

Tractors are awesome lol I'd trade my truck in for one to drive around town on..

stone roses

" baby for jasus sake im 40 im not a kid!!!"

sarah88

I get my left's and right's mixed up, especially when driving

Culleeo

Culleeo wrote: »

Trying to pronounce the word susceptible

kneemos wrote: »

Not so hot on the spelling either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJSrjW9Wc4A

SCOOP 64

my wifes eggs are always hard boiled, suppose nobodys perfect.

kneemos

Culleeo wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJSrjW9Wc4A

I've always spelt susceptible wrong apparently.

Megglet

I'm constantly putting my laser card the wrong way into chip and pin machines. I get a little excited the odd time I get right the first time around, the cashier rarely shares my excitement though.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Profiler wrote: »

Based upon the last week... everything

Newly single and job about to be flushed down the toilet....

Sorry to hear that. Keep positive though, I'm sure things will turn for you again.

Idjit

Pronouncing the words 'political', 'photography' and 'geography' out loud. Apparently a lot of people who read very regularly have the same issue with these words because they are more used to seeing them phonetically spelled than they are used to actually saying them aloud but it's so embarrassing.

Political comes out sounding like "Polly-tickle".

The next two make me sound like a confused Jamaican;
Photography like "Fo-toh-graph-ee".
Geography like "Gee-oh-graph-ee".

Once in class I had to read out a paragraph with ALL THREE WORDS and even the teacher was laughing by the end...

martyeds

Selecting the winning lotto numbers. Been trying for ages. Never got them yet.

nimrod86

Jade182 wrote: »

Pronouncing the words 'political', 'photography' and 'geography' out loud. Apparently a lot of people who read very regularly have the same issue with these words because they are more used to seeing them phonetically spelled than they are used to actually saying them aloud but it's so embarrassing.

Political comes out sounding like "Polly-tickle".

The next two make me sound like a confused Jamaican;
Photography like "Fo-toh-graph-ee".
Geography like "Gee-oh-graph-ee".

Once in class I had to read out a paragraph with ALL THREE WORDS and even the teacher was laughing by the end...

I have this too, but what sentance has all three? Please share!!!

Also can't type properly on my phone cause slightest bit of oil or sweat on my fingers and every button on the screen presses at once! Damn touch screen! /First world problems

IvySlayer

Always takes me 3 attempts to to put something correctly in a USB port.

Still can't tie my shoelaces.

KKkitty

IvySlayer wrote: »

Always takes me 3 attempts to to put something correctly in a USB port.

Still can't tie my shoelaces.

Loop, swoop and pull to tie shoelaces.

nimrod86

IvySlayer wrote: »

Always takes me 3 attempts to to put something correctly in a USB port.

Still can't tie my shoelaces.

Ah the magic of velcro!

WoollyRedHat

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Spelling? Bureaucrat, Restaurant (bloody french).

Cooking? Boiling shpuds.

The French Revolution

The Spanish Inquisition

im invisible

benwavner wrote: »

105th decimal place of Pi

8, and then it goes 08651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111...

Charlie19

Any time I try to think of the word for someone who thinks that they are sick all the time, My brain come's up with Geriatric. I still had to google Hypochondriac.

peewee_44

LakesKeane wrote: »

USB devices. 50% chance of putting it in correctly the first time. Get it wrong the first time, 100% of the time.

True story

peewee_44

I just cannot function before coffee stupid I know