Rules of your car

DanTheMan91

Sorry if this has been done, but I was just thinking today that I don't like people smoking in the car, and it is almost a rule in my car that no rubbish or wrappers get left in the car, so do any of you folk have any rules in your car?

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DanTheMan91 wrote: »

Sorry if this has been done, but I was just thinking today that I don't like people smoking in the car, and it is almost a rule in my car that no rubbish or wrappers get left in the car, so do any of you folk have any rules in your car?

No high heel marks in the roof.

Mycroft H

No Spin1038

ShadowHearth

No smoking in my car,
No banging of the doors, it's not a fecking fridge at your home.
No food ( drinks aloud )
My car, my music. No like? Tough ****, you can always walk.

challengemaster

Do not use the fecking pillarless glass on the door to close the door >.<

listermint

No Shreeking, its meant to corner like that

MuppetCheck

No mucky shoes, no food, no smoking, no scraping jewellery off the silver trim (mrs. MC I'm looking at you), no animals unless in the boot, no bags on the back seat, no leaving crap afterwards...

Ideally no passengers bar myself to be frank.

stimpson

You may ride in the back seats, but you must accept that you're just ballast.

keithclancy

No singing

mitosis

No food
No food
No food

I extend this rule to coffee/tea etc and apply it to myself.

No smoking should go without saying.

Children in and out the side away from the wall.

mitosis

Oh, don't tell me how to drive.

MetzgerMeister

- No smoking - I applied this to myself when I used smoke
- No food - it stinks the car up
- No drinking
- No drunk people
- Do not sit on the bumper, wheel arches or lean against the car at all. On my first car, someone did this and scraped the driver's door with those studs you have on the corner of jean pockets.
- Do not use the door glass to open/close the door. I'd rather not see greasy fingerprints on them.
- If you have dog crap on your shoes, you'll be licking it off the mats
- If you dont like Rammstein or Metallica, you probably wouldn't be in my car anyway but if you are and you turn it down or off, GTFO.
- As MuppetCheck said, ideally no passengers bar myself
- Sit in, seat belt on, shut the fvck up and hold on!

Naturally, mine would be the longest list

No dirty shoes or clothes
No animals not even in the boot
No sitting on any part of the car exterior
No feet on seats or upholstery


Drinks are fair game imo, I don't even mind the lads drinking beer on the way into town for a night out, it never gets spilt.

I eat in the car myself (especially when hungover, you need your breakfast roll ), I actually like sitting in the car listening to the radio while eating but I'm reluctant to let others as they don't take the care I do not to spill.

I clean and hover the car often so its usually very clean compared to the vast majority of cars I get into which are never cleaned. One of the lads said recently that he felt "uncomfortable" in my car because it was so clean and that he was dirtying it by just sitting in it :pac:

colm_mcm

Fags and weed, glue and speed, but i draws the line at crack



I don't mind food or drink or smoking but I don't like people leaving rubbish in the car or bags on the back seats

Voodoomelon

I've had my car over 4 years now with a softclose boot, and the same people continue to bang it shut.

I may well have to bang their heads underneath it.

T-Maxx

I used to have rules, then we got kids.

Yakuza

I had rules. Then I had kids

Edit: Lol @ T-Maxx and I posting the same thing at the same time - I hear ya, loud and clear

jdooley28

No objecting to me playing the first 3 songs of the Drive Soundtrack everytime I get into the car.

fasttalkerchat

Getting a new car soon. Rules will be no smoking and no food and no one drives except me.
Before it was just no handbraking while moving and I control the radio.

C4Kid

I used to have some really strict rules until I realised, life's too short !

niallu

Rarely aloud eat...and if you have to - definitely no grated cheese on the sandwich....has to be sliced!!!

Blades of cheddar everywhere grinds my gears!

Frynge

Keep it insured

Joe 90

Keep revs down until it's warmed up. Only rock on CD player.

I Was VB

I used to have rules then i became a taxi driver 5 years ago.

Regular occurrences

Smoking
Eating
Drinking
Farting
Spitting (out the window to be fair)
Ahem (a male passanger once lost something inbetween his dates legs and went looking for it) only realised it when i asked for the money.
People vomiting
Once cleaning out the car from dropping off in a halting site and there was blood all over the doors.
Countless umbrellas found, wallets, earrings, smokes, little blue tablets, even found a bra one nite.
Havent had a pisser or a ****ter but i know a few drivers who have.

Its no wonder that people have reservations about buying a ex taxi! :pac:

GavMan

no farting

MugMugs

No leaning on my car.

Also, a friend of mine thought it would be cool to run his finger over the bonnet of my car last week.

I'm still bollocking him off over that

WHO DOES THAT !!!!

pappyodaniel

I Was VB wrote: »

Havent had a pisser or a ****ter but i know a few drivers who have.

Puking
Happened me twice. It's kind of weird, both of the times the person who done it was female. And when they got sick, they pissed themselves at the same time! WTF?!?

I had a regular a couple of years ago who had a serious drink problem and one day after I dropped him home I noticed a nice brown patch on the seat he left after him. The prick didn't even say anything. The next day, he shamelessly rings me to pick him up. I went down to collect him but first I stopped at my sister's house to borrow something. Anyway I arrive at the pub and just as Tommy is about to get in he picks a nappy up off the seat and gave me a guilty look. He then apologised.

Jimdagym

The first rule of my car is: There are no rules!!!!!
Second rule is: no smoking...

TestTransmission

1. Don't complain about the noise/the roof being down
2. No smoking (I'm a smoker)
3. Don't lean/sit on any part of the outside of the car
4. Take your rubbish with you
5. Led Zeppelin are one of the greatest bands of all time

hardCopy

Only I may touch the radio
Belt up
No sleeping - if you expect me to drive for hours while you curl up with a hangover, you can at least entertain me with some conversation

mickdw

challengemaster wrote: »

Do not use the fecking pillarless glass on the door to close the door >.<

Everyone does this on my car. They will catch it right at the top and pull.

Yakuza

I wish I had pillarless windows again (*mourns having to sell the Celica*).

Sheriffz

No Smoking
No crappy music from iRadio or Spin etc.

Cassidy28

No food or drink
No mucky shoes
No smoking allowed
No moving front passenger seat
No putting up or down windows
No changing of radio station
No changing of temperature inside car

And anyone who leaves a bit of muck in the car, must clean it before they vacate car .

And also no talking to driver,easily distracted by fellow humans.

MugMugs

hardCopy wrote: »

No sleeping - if you expect me to drive for hours while you curl up with a hangover, you can at least entertain me with some conversation

Personally I prefer when they sleep. They're quiet that way and don't expect conversation.

carbon nanotube

DanTheMan91 wrote: »

Sorry if this has been done, but I was just thinking today that I don't like people smoking in the car, and it is almost a rule in my car that no rubbish or wrappers get left in the car, so do any of you folk have any rules in your car?

no smoking, no rubbish.

goes without saying no eating snack boxes .

spiggotpaddy

All windows must be kept closed at speeds in excess of 180.

hondasam

No smoking.
No kids.

Mister Jingles

No calling shotgun
My Radio, My music.
No dirty/mucky shoes
No telling me to go a different way then the one im going.

Skuxx

-No feet on the dash
-I reserve the right to close any window without warning, don't blame me if your head is halfway out
-If your texting someone, phone goes on vibrate, I don't want to hear *beep beep* every 2 minutes!!

I also have a smoking ban for the first few days after I clean it, but with a g/f who smokes it never lasts too long!!

Lippy C

Yes I do know where I am going..I am driving
No you may not change the radio
No you can't eat or drink
No you are not over 18 so no access allowed
No you cannot smoke
No you DO NOT lean on my car
If my dad is in my car none of these things apply:mad::mad:

coolisin

Used to have rules, kinda got ultra lazy lately.

No smoking is a huge one, that is you mother in law!!

Have to agree no grated cheese and please no feet on the dash!

The mrs has taken over the radio lately.
Ah well we have the same taste in music.

dgt

TestTransmission wrote: »

1. Don't complain about the noise/the roof being down
2. No smoking (I'm a smoker)
3. Don't lean/sit on any part of the outside of the car
4. Take your rubbish with you
5. Led Zeppelin are one of the greatest bands of all time

Thank You, I take my hat off to you in a decent choice of music see what I did there... :pac:

Rules...
No more than 1 passenger
Passengers are a select few that know NOT to touch the buttons
No distracting me when driving. Easier said than done mind you :pac::pac::pac:
Failure to comply gets them kicked out. I've done it before :mad:
Everyone else gets put to sleep with the heater or can walk!

ShadowHearth

oh i for got one major rule!!!

THE ARM REST IS FOR DRIVER, NOT A PEASANT IN PASSENGER SEAT!!! :mad:

Mycroft H

No moaning that the window is open to keep the driver awake :P

I Was VB

ShadowHearth wrote: »

oh i for got one major rule!!!

THE ARM REST IS FOR DRIVER, NOT A PEASANT IN PASSENGER SEAT!!! :mad:

TBH thats one of my rules that actually does apply!

TestTransmission

alan1990 wrote: »

-No feet on the dash

I had one person do this a few years ago, what's that all about?

dgt wrote: »

see what I did there... :pac:

Nope.

hondasam

TestTransmission wrote: »

I had one person do this a few years ago, what's that all about?

Do you need me to draw you a picture?

TestTransmission

hondasam wrote: »

Do you need me to draw you a picture?

You can draw all the pics you want, you won't be getting your smelly feet on my dash :pac:

Jimbob 83

No sexing the driver while the car is moving

Skuxx

Jimbob 83 wrote: »

No sexing the driver while the car is moving

Don't knock it till you've tried it!! And if you've tried it then you did it wrong....try again!!