Best excuse Ive heard !!

samk1

I was walking up James street a few mins ago and from a distance I noticed a Garda squad car had pulled in a 13 bus. As I got closer I realised they had taken an African woman (not having a go at African women here) and her buggy off the bus. I was watching this for about 30 seconds by the time I was close enough to hear what was being said,but the lady was giving out and shouting in the Garda face. When I walked by the lady was screaming " no I havent got a name". She then flagged down the next bus that passed and got onto it with both Garda just looking at each other with I what do we do here kind of face.

All I can say is great excuse , I am gonna try that if I ever have a run in with the law!!:cool:

jester77

samk1 wrote: »

I was walking up James street a few mins ago and from a distance I noticed a Garda squad car had pulled in a 13 bus. As I got closer I realised they had taken an African woman (not having a go at African women here) and her buggy off the bus. I was watching this for about 30 seconds by the time I was close enough to hear what was being said,but the lady was giving out and shouting in the Garda face. When I walked by the lady was screaming " no I havent got a name". She then flagged down the next bus that passed and got onto it with both Garda just looking at each other with I what do we do here kind of face.

All I can say is great excuse , I am gonna try that if I ever have a run in with the law!!:cool:

Won't work "Sam", you have a name!

Kylo Ren

They get free socks too.

davet82

so not just are they taking our jobs, they'll be taking our names next too!

hondasam

Is this thread giving out about the black woman or the gardai? I just want to be sure which it is?

chin_grin

hondasam wrote: »

Is this thread giving out about the black woman or the gardai? I just want to be sure which it is?

Just play it safe and go with "both"!

davet82

hondasam wrote: »

Is this thread giving out about the black woman or the gardai?

let your heart decide

hondasam

well the gardai were most likely no definitely born here. I'm on their side.

Roadend

Flagged down a bus eh......

fakearms123

This is the best/worst excuse I've heard from one of my mates - he answers the door sweating buckets with one sock on and one sock off, the other sock is in his hand, his t-shirt is tucked into his jeans. He told us that he ran so fast down the stairs that he built up a sweat and was using his sock to wipe the sweat off his forehead! Yeah... or you were havin a w*nk mate! :rolleyes:

blagards

hondasam wrote: »

well the gardai were most likely no definitely born here. I'm on their side.

So no matter who was in the right or wrong you're going to pick the side of the person who's Irish just because they were born here?

mikemac1

She left the buggy at the bus stop too and told the bus driver da social would buy her another :cool:

FatherLen

Roadend wrote: »

Flagged down a bus eh......

the cheek!

B.A._Baracus

hondasam wrote: »

Is this thread giving out about the black woman or the gardai? I just want to be sure which it is?

Ahh GTFO :rolleyes:

op said:

samk1 wrote: »

....(not having a go at African women here)....

yet he still gets accused of being a racist :rolleyes:
Op posted something he just happened to see. Dont try to turn it into a race thing.

FatherLen

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

Ahh GTFO :rolleyes:

op said:



yet he still gets accused of being a racist :rolleyes:
Op posted something he just happened to see. Dont try to turn it into a race thing.

He's a racist!
GET HIM!

mikemac1

samk1 wrote: »

When I walked by the lady was screaming " no I havent got a name".

Pamela Izevbekhai?

fasttalkerchat

FatherLen wrote: »

He's a racist!
GET HIM!

I hear you're a racist now, Father?

chin_grin

hondasam wrote: »

Is this thread giving out about the black woman or the gardai? I just want to be sure which it is?

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

Ahh GTFO :rolleyes:

op said:



yet he still gets accused of being a racist :rolleyes:
Op posted something he just happened to see. Dont try to turn it into a race thing.

Are there still bannings for posting "that's the joke" references? If so...I wasn't going to!

I think hondasams sarcasm went a little high there. :pac:

msg11

Farce

validusername1

samk1 wrote: »

As I got closer I realised they had taken an African woman (not having a go at African women here)

then why bother mentioning her race/nationality if it has nothing to do with it?

Knex*

validusername1 wrote: »

then why bother mentioning her race/nationality if it has nothing to do with it?

Writer's flair

Fight_Night

What the hell is thread about haha?

Where's the excuse? She refused to give her name?

staker

AH does it again!!:D

dodderangler

Fight_Night wrote: »

What the hell is thread about haha?

Where's the excuse? She refused to give her name?

To avoid the Garda questioning she said she has no name
They obviously asked her name

Best excuse I hear is ah not tonight I have me periods

It's frickin genius

longshanks

validusername1 wrote: »

then why bother mentioning her race/nationality if it has nothing to do with it?

Why mention the number of the bus? I always suspected he had issues with the number 13 bus.
He's 13busist, we have to stamp out 13busism.

SocSocPol

hondasam wrote: »

Is this thread giving out about the black woman or the gardai? I just want to be sure which it is?

Think its a case of the OP "black-guarding":D

phasers

I wonder why she took her buggy with her, doesn't she know she can get them for free? It must have been full of drugs or illegal immigrants

validusername1

longshanks wrote: »

Why mention the number of the bus? I always suspected he had issues with the number 13 bus.
He's 13busist, we have to stamp out 13busism.

racism/even bothering to point out somebody's race when it's not relevant is a little bit different to bus number discrimination

Shryke

validusername1 wrote: »

then why bother mentioning her race/nationality if it has nothing to do with it?

Why not? Maybe he shouldn't have mentioned it was a woman either. Something about women not being able to drive themselves. People will find a a way to be offended at anything.
And the people that will find offense at someone being called black will be middle class and white.

staker

Shryke wrote: »

Why not? Maybe he shouldn't have mentioned it was a woman either. Something about women not being able to drive themselves. People will find a a way to be offended at anything.
And the people that will find offense at someone being called black will be middle class and white.

Michael Jackson was racist?:eek:

Owen_S

hondasam wrote: »

Is this thread giving out about the black woman or the gardai? I just want to be sure which it is?

I think it's actually another one of these 'Anti-Women' threads on AH, as OP had no real reason to mention the gender of the person involved.

michael999999

Shryke wrote: »

Why not? Maybe he shouldn't have mentioned it was a woman either. Something about women not being able to drive themselves. People will find a a way to be offended at anything.
And the people that will find offense at someone being called black will be middle class and white.

I am offended that you think i would be offended at anything!

validusername1

Shryke wrote: »

Why not? Maybe he shouldn't have mentioned it was a woman either. Something about women not being able to drive themselves. People will find a a way to be offended at anything.
And the people that will find offense at someone being called black will be middle class and white.

Eh, I'm not offended? The reason I mentioned that OP said 'African' over 'woman' or anything else is because he/she also said ''(not having a go at African women here)''. He/she could've said ''not having a go at women here'' instead, so if he/she did say that, I'd have thought ''why mention her gender if it has nothing to do with it?''. Same principle.

Shryke

michael999999 wrote: »

I am offended that you think i would be offended at anything!

Well I hope it doesn't offend you that I am offended that you find it offensive that I think that you are offended in the first place.

Shryke

validusername1 wrote: »

Eh, I'm not offended? The reason I mentioned that OP said 'African' over 'woman' or anything else is because he/she also said ''(not having a go at African women here)''. He/she could've said ''not having a go at women here'' instead, so if he/she did say that, I'd have thought ''why mention her gender if it has nothing to do with it?''. Same principle.

I was going to read that twice but instead I'm just going to say this. Because of people like you. I could be in the wrong here. I only half read what you're saying, but I'll run with that.

validusername1

Shryke wrote: »

I was going to read that twice but instead I'm just going to say this. Because of people like you. I could be in the wrong here. I only half read what you're saying, but I'll run with that.

Ah, isn't ignorance just lovely.

Shryke

validusername1 wrote: »

Ah, isn't ignorance just lovely.

I'm offended. It's not ignorance to ignore whatever you said, I'm sure it was great. It's just a bit of fun. It's arrogance to think what you said was just enough to decry someone ignorant because they aren't bothered to follow if you get my drift. If you don't then you're ignorant.

validusername1

Shryke wrote: »

I'm offended. It's not ignorance to ignore whatever you said, I'm sure it was great. It's just a bit of fun. It's arrogance to think what you said was just enough to decry someone ignorant because they aren't bothered to follow if you get my drift. If you don't then you're ignorant.

soz hunni xox

Shryke

validusername1 wrote: »

soz hunni xox

That's alright, Sugar Tits.

evolving_doors

not only do they come in takin our jobs but they also take our busses,, then they take our next bus too..drrrrrka dduurrrrrr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uORAyORWRAA

Pottler

I don't even think it was the best excuse ever, either.:( Coming over here, with their poor excuses. It was bad enough when they were just pissing in our pots, but this, this takes the biscuits. In the Gardas favour, I've a couple of mates who happen to be women, and also happen to be African, and they are well formidable. Not a hope of argueing with them and winning, they'd cuss you down. If the woman was Nigerian, the Gards would need riot shields just to avoid a tongue-lashing. Do not feck with a Nigerian woman. Even Nigerian men don't argue with Nigerian women.

dodderangler

Pottler wrote: »

I don't even think it was the best excuse ever, either.:( Coming over here, with their poor excuses. It was bad enough when they were just p[COLOR="Navy"]i[/COLOR]ssing in our pots, but this, this takes the biscuits. In the Gardas favour, I've a couple of mates who happen to be women, and also happen to be African, and they are well formidable. Not a hope of argueing with them and winning, they'd cuss you down. If the woman was Nigerian, the Gards would need riot shields just to avoid a tongue-lashing. Do not feck with a Nigerian woman. Even Nigerian men don't argue with Nigerian women.

No Nigerian men prefer to argue with every other bloke in the world and when they've nothing else to say they scream racist!

woodoo

samk1 wrote: »

I was walking up James street a few mins ago and from a distance I noticed a Garda squad car had pulled in a 13 bus. As I got closer I realised they had taken an African woman (not having a go at African women here) and her buggy off the bus. I was watching this for about 30 seconds by the time I was close enough to hear what was being said,but the lady was giving out and shouting in the Garda face. When I walked by the lady was screaming " no I havent got a name". She then flagged down the next bus that passed and got onto it with both Garda just looking at each other with I what do we do here kind of face.

All I can say is great excuse , I am gonna try that if I ever have a run in with the law!!:cool:

Arrest and deport, she wouldn't have been as smug then.

woodoo

validusername1 wrote: »

racism/even bothering to point out somebody's race when it's not relevant is a little bit different to bus number discrimination

Ah, you make me want to vomit.

Boombastic

samk1 wrote: »

I was walking up James street a few mins ago and from a distance I noticed a Garda squad car had pulled in a 13 bus. As I got closer I realised they had taken an African woman (not having a go at African women here) and her buggy off the bus. I was watching this for about 30 seconds by the time I was close enough to hear what was being said,but the lady was giving out and shouting in the Garda face. When I walked by the lady was screaming " no I havent got a name". She then flagged down the next bus that passed and got onto it with both Garda just looking at each other with I what do we do here kind of face.

All I can say is great excuse , I am gonna try that if I ever have a run in with the law!!:cool:

Did she leave the buggy behind her at the bus stop?

validusername1

woodoo wrote: »

Ah, you make me want to vomit.

Why's that?

woodoo

validusername1 wrote: »

Why's that?

Just the level of PCism is getting hard to bear these days. So what he he mentions it was a woman or a black person or whatever.

Plazaman

Finding it hard to follow what's going on here.

Is there something wrong with the No 13 Bus that the Garda Schicks are dragging people off it at random? Are you saying they're working for Dublin Bus and now that lady had to pay two Bus fares for the one trip.

And "I don't have a name" is not a great excuse.

"Sorry I tripped and fell onto your 18 year old twin daughters and accidentally penetrated them in succession, twice" is a much better excuse

humbert

Plazaman wrote: »

"Sorry I tripped and fell onto your 18 year old twin daughters and accidentally penetrated them in succession, twice" is a much better excuse

I don't think the garda would have been impressed by that at all.

Strawberry Fields

It's the oldest trick in the book, the one every one uses on the Luas when stung with no ticket and being escorted off three stops from your destination. That and my name is Ben Dover, 123 Fake Street, Tallaght, Dublin. Have you I.D. sir - No.

dodderangler

I love the way this went from best excuse to something to Do with race
It's just typical of some Irish people
Who cares where she was from the Garda obviously had a perfectly good reason for taking her off the bus
If it was a white person you would all be like she's probably a junkie or robbed somethin and was caught

Would yas cop on