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Heard the neighbours at it last night, how should I approach the subject

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  • 11-07-2012 12:28pm
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    Rabidlamb
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    Must have gone of for 3 quarters of an hour, just when I was trying to watch Vincent Browne in peace.
    I'm not sure if they're Catholic but I know they're not married, should I appeal to that ideal of no sex before marriage or is that a bit passe in today's world.
    The language the young lady used was just appalling, "f*ck me this way", "f*ck me harder", "eat my f*cking _ _ _ _ _", I shudder playing the tape back.
    I've made a recording you see to play for her parents next time I see them visiting.
    There's still a chance she can be rescued from this den of debauchery.


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    Snakeblood
    Registered Users Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    Must have gone of for 3 quarters of an hour, just when I was trying to watch Vincent Browne in peace.
    I'm not sure if they're Catholic but I know they're not married, should I appeal to that ideal of no sex before marriage or is that a bit passe in today's world.
    The language the young lady used was just appalling, "f*ck me this way", "f*ck me harder", "eat my f*cking _ _ _ _ _", I shudder playing the tape back.
    I've made a recording you see to play for her parents next time I see them visiting.
    There's still a chance she can be rescued from this den of debauchery.

    What's wrong with just staring in the window and masturbating, like any normal person?


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    mitosis
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    Can you post a link to this recording?


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    Tombi!
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    If she's a cracker then video it, and agree to destrory the video if she'll have sex.

    Or just send the a porn crew around


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    R019912
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    Can you record the parents reaction when you play the tape for them? :P


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    Varied
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    Recording or GTFO!!


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    getz
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    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    Must have gone of for 3 quarters of an hour, just when I was trying to watch Vincent Browne in peace.
    I'm not sure if they're Catholic but I know they're not married, should I appeal to that ideal of no sex before marriage or is that a bit passe in today's world.
    The language the young lady used was just appalling, "f*ck me this way", "f*ck me harder", "eat my f*cking _ _ _ _ _", I shudder playing the tape back.
    I've made a recording you see to play for her parents next time I see them visiting.
    There's still a chance she can be rescued from this den of debauchery.
    ask if you can join in-i would


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    chin_grin
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    Did it sound like this? (NSFW language!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA


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    kfallon
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    Is this like a cross between You've Been Framed and Beadle's About???


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    Guill
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    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    There's still a chance she can be rescued from this den of debauchery.

    Can't I have a little?


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    dodderangler
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    How much do u want for the recording


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    [Deleted User]
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    OP, get yourself big **** off speakers and some recordings of animal noises and play a porn vid at the same time, when her parents are home.


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    FairytaleGirl
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    Earplugs.

    That and Praying for her Soul.

    You could always fire Holy Water round her everytime ye see her, ye know, just to do your bit.


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    mauzo
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    Jealous ? ;)

    Hope I sound ok on the recording


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    kfallon
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    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    The language the young lady used was just appalling, "f*ck me this way", "f*ck me harder", "eat my f*cking _ _ _ _ _"

    Ride me sideways was another one :pac:


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    Stiffler2
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    Move your pc speakers close to their wall and blast out some porn
    They'll think your sex mad.

    I'd even throw in a few real animal noises like a donkey or what not


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    getz
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    noticed no one has yet asked where he lives


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    beco2010
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    "is there anything to be said for saying another mass"


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    nbar12
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    syndeyfife wrote: »
    Jealous ? ;)

    Hope I sound ok on the recording

    you're definitely still a virgin


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    getz
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    words like,;yuve got a bigger one than daddy......i know mummy told me


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    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    nbar12 wrote: »
    syndeyfife wrote: »
    Jealous ? ;)

    Hope I sound ok on the recording

    you're definitely still a virgin

    Oh you caught me....darn


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    delw
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    Are these the same neighbours you had a previous issue with OP
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77331678


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    Hande hoche!
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    kfallon wrote: »
    Is this like a cross between You've Been Framed and Beadle's About???

    Poor Jeremy. RIP.


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    kfallon
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    Next time they are at it just roar thru the wall, "Get her to call you 'Daddy'!"......that will prob freak them out so much they'll stop! Either that or she will call him 'Daddy' and you then know they are like your own little sex puppets!


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    kfallon
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    Hande hoche! wrote: »
    Poor Jeremy. RIP.

    Do you know that his wife once said that Jeremy had a very small knob but on the other hand it was quite big :pac:


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    vicwatson
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    beco2010 wrote: »
    "is there anything to be said for saying another mass"

    "That would be an ecumenical matter"


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    Jester252
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    Op when shes yelling out to God just yell back yes and talk to her


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    #28
    getz
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    i can see this thread going on for some time, paddy quick bring the hand drill


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    #29
    SEPT 23 1989
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    Play the national anthem when they finish


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    OldGoat
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    Your walls sound to be thin enough to knock a GloryHole through. Be sure to marry her first though othewise it's just dirtywrong.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    getz
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    send a note through the door,saying i can hear you having sex.ps i love you


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