Heard the neighbours at it last night, how should I approach the subject

Rabidlamb

Must have gone of for 3 quarters of an hour, just when I was trying to watch Vincent Browne in peace.
I'm not sure if they're Catholic but I know they're not married, should I appeal to that ideal of no sex before marriage or is that a bit passe in today's world.
The language the young lady used was just appalling, "f*ck me this way", "f*ck me harder", "eat my f*cking _ _ _ _ _", I shudder playing the tape back.
I've made a recording you see to play for her parents next time I see them visiting.
There's still a chance she can be rescued from this den of debauchery.

Snakeblood

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Must have gone of for 3 quarters of an hour, just when I was trying to watch Vincent Browne in peace.
I'm not sure if they're Catholic but I know they're not married, should I appeal to that ideal of no sex before marriage or is that a bit passe in today's world.
The language the young lady used was just appalling, "f*ck me this way", "f*ck me harder", "eat my f*cking _ _ _ _ _", I shudder playing the tape back.
I've made a recording you see to play for her parents next time I see them visiting.
There's still a chance she can be rescued from this den of debauchery.

What's wrong with just staring in the window and masturbating, like any normal person?

mitosis

Can you post a link to this recording?

Tombi!

If she's a cracker then video it, and agree to destrory the video if she'll have sex.

Or just send the a porn crew around

R019912

Can you record the parents reaction when you play the tape for them? :P

Varied

Recording or GTFO!!

getz

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Must have gone of for 3 quarters of an hour, just when I was trying to watch Vincent Browne in peace.
I'm not sure if they're Catholic but I know they're not married, should I appeal to that ideal of no sex before marriage or is that a bit passe in today's world.
The language the young lady used was just appalling, "f*ck me this way", "f*ck me harder", "eat my f*cking _ _ _ _ _", I shudder playing the tape back.
I've made a recording you see to play for her parents next time I see them visiting.
There's still a chance she can be rescued from this den of debauchery.

ask if you can join in-i would

chin_grin

Did it sound like this? (NSFW language!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA

kfallon

Is this like a cross between You've Been Framed and Beadle's About???

Guill

Rabidlamb wrote: »

There's still a chance she can be rescued from this den of debauchery.

Can't I have a little?

dodderangler

How much do u want for the recording

OP, get yourself big **** off speakers and some recordings of animal noises and play a porn vid at the same time, when her parents are home.

FairytaleGirl

Earplugs.

That and Praying for her Soul.

You could always fire Holy Water round her everytime ye see her, ye know, just to do your bit.

mauzo

Jealous ?

Hope I sound ok on the recording

kfallon

Rabidlamb wrote: »

The language the young lady used was just appalling, "f*ck me this way", "f*ck me harder", "eat my f*cking _ _ _ _ _"

Ride me sideways was another one :pac:

Stiffler2

Move your pc speakers close to their wall and blast out some porn
They'll think your sex mad.

I'd even throw in a few real animal noises like a donkey or what not

getz

noticed no one has yet asked where he lives

beco2010

"is there anything to be said for saying another mass"

nbar12

syndeyfife wrote: »

Jealous ?

Hope I sound ok on the recording

you're definitely still a virgin

getz

words like,;yuve got a bigger one than daddy......i know mummy told me

mauzo

nbar12 wrote: »

syndeyfife wrote: »

Jealous ?

Hope I sound ok on the recording

you're definitely still a virgin

Oh you caught me....darn

delw

Are these the same neighbours you had a previous issue with OP
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77331678

Hande hoche!

kfallon wrote: »

Is this like a cross between You've Been Framed and Beadle's About???

Poor Jeremy. RIP.

kfallon

Next time they are at it just roar thru the wall, "Get her to call you 'Daddy'!"......that will prob freak them out so much they'll stop! Either that or she will call him 'Daddy' and you then know they are like your own little sex puppets!

kfallon

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Poor Jeremy. RIP.

Do you know that his wife once said that Jeremy had a very small knob but on the other hand it was quite big :pac:

vicwatson

beco2010 wrote: »

"is there anything to be said for saying another mass"

"That would be an ecumenical matter"

Jester252

Op when shes yelling out to God just yell back yes and talk to her

getz

i can see this thread going on for some time, paddy quick bring the hand drill

SEPT 23 1989

Play the national anthem when they finish

OldGoat

Your walls sound to be thin enough to knock a GloryHole through. Be sure to marry her first though othewise it's just dirtywrong.

getz

send a note through the door,saying i can hear you having sex.ps i love you

paddydriver

Next time you get a recording you gotta make sure she is screaming "fcuk me like the guy next door did..." then your winning:D

sbsquarepants

Rabidlamb wrote: »

The language the young lady used was just appalling, "f*ck me this way", "f*ck me harder", "eat my f*cking _ _ _ _ _"

Probably that bird missing from the swedish house mafia concert, she'll be on her way back to cork soon, no need to worry.

lifelongnoob

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Must have gone of for 3 quarters of an hour, just when I was trying to watch Vincent Browne in peace.
I'm not sure if they're Catholic but I know they're not married, should I appeal to that ideal of no sex before marriage or is that a bit passe in today's world.
The language the young lady used was just appalling, "f*ck me this way", "f*ck me harder", "eat my f*cking _ _ _ _ _", I shudder playing the tape back.
I've made a recording you see to play for her parents next time I see them visiting.
There's still a chance she can be rescued from this den of debauchery.

jealous cos you weren't getting some?

next time they are shagging, play the sound of sheep baa'ing really loudly and jump up n down on the bed grunting "oh yes baby yes baby harder harder"

Rabidlamb

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Probably that bird missing from the swedish house mafia concert, she'll be on her way back to cork soon, no need to worry.

That's my kinda humour.

V_Moth

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Must have gone of for 3 quarters of an hour, just when I was trying to watch Vincent Browne in peace.
I'm not sure if they're Catholic but I know they're not married, should I appeal to that ideal of no sex before marriage or is that a bit passe in today's world.
The language the young lady used was just appalling, "f*ck me this way", "f*ck me harder", "eat my f*cking _ _ _ _ _", I shudder playing the tape back.
I've made a recording you see to play for her parents next time I see them visiting.
There's still a chance she can be rescued from this den of debauchery.

Am I the only one wondering what that five letter word is? Could it be "pen0r"

nbar12

Leave a note asking them are they up for a bondage threesome. If they are, go in and tie the f*ckers up and douse them in holy water and proceed to cut his b*llocks off. Next, put them in a human centipede position. Join her face to his hairy arsehole and feed him his own b*llocks. Gradually over time the b*llocks will pass through his body and he'll sh*t it into her mouth.

This will teach them not to have sex before marriage.

oddman2

Luckily you're not the only one to have had this issue. Make a game out of it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsS4ppzfBuY

dodderangler

Next time get some baby oil and sit back and relax
And when she starts moaning away then bait the fcuk out of your flute
Then you'll feel like your Ridin her

Tombi!

V_Moth wrote: »

Am I the only one wondering what that five letter word is? Could it be "pen0r"

Pagina maybe?

Feisar

kfallon wrote: »

Ride me sideways was another one :pac:

was never a fan of that sideways riding. Frontways and backways yea, but never took to sideways!

Mr.Crinklewood

Write a book about it, you could make millions...

Feisar

kfallon wrote: »

Ride me sideways was another one :pac:

Was never a fan of that sideways riding. Frontways and backways yea, but never took to sideways!

Feisar

V_Moth wrote: »

Am I the only one wondering what that five letter word is? Could it be "pen0r"

Kebab is all I could come up with, maybe she has a vagina like a badly packed one?

Feisar

When I was in college I was the offending party in an instance like this.

The lad next door came round the day after and asked "are you the party animal?"

I apologized profusely since he had a young family. I wasn't that loud but the walls were paper thin. I switched rooms with a mate of mine who led a quieter existence compared with mine at the time.

hondasam

Rabidlamb wrote: »

There's still a chance she can be rescued from this den of debauchery.

Sounds like he might need the rescuing not her.

BB99

kfallon wrote: »

Rabidlamb wrote: »

The language the young lady used was just appalling, "f*ck me this way", "f*ck me harder", "eat my f*cking _ _ _ _ _"

Ride me sideways was another one :pac:

Just confront them and tell them to tone it down a bit and if that doesnt work replay the tape for them. That should get their attention

WhiteRose90

leave a score card under their door of how you think they did

christmas2012

..i head ye were having sex last night i could hear everything,and no i didnt have to put a glass to the wall..

lifelongnoob

christmas2012 wrote: »

..i head ye were having sex last night i could hear everything,and no i didnt have to put a glass to the wall..

tell them you had many **** while they were at it

christmas2012

i mean how do you broach the subject without having them realise you heard?