Google game - "athiests should"

doctoremma

Type "atheists should" into your Google toolbar. What's your first search prediction?

Mine is "Atheists should be registered"

I tried it with "Christians should" and got "Christians should never drink alcohol". Thank goodness for transubstantiation.

Zombrex

second prediction is "...bake cookies".

I prefer the second prediction :P

seamus

Type in "Atheists shouldn't", and 3 of the four predictions are

Atheists shouldn't be considered citizens
Atheists should not be considered citizens
Atheists shouldn't be considered as americans

Land of the free, eh?

This is a fun game. Tried "Atheists must", and the second prediction was "Atheists must apologise for Hitler".

Awesome. Somehow I must apologise for the actions of a catholic man who was born, lived and died in a foreign country, for acts he committed before either of my parents were even born. Because I'm atheist.

Otacon

I typed "Atheists should not" and got "Atheists should not be considered citizens."

Of heaven I guess.

EDIT: Damn you seamus!

[-0-]

Atheists are idiots.
Atheists are smarter.
Atheists are annoying.

[-0-]

Atheists will burn in hell.
Atheists will go to hell.
Atheists will burn.

token56

Atheists should ..die
Atheists should ..not celebrate christmas
Atheists should ..not be citizens

Orim

[-0-] wrote: »

Atheists will burn in hell.
Atheists will go to hell.
Atheists will burn.

4th result

atheists will go to heaven

Also

atheists can't hold public office

token56

I also get
Christians should not do yoga, intersting

tricky D

Athiests... should be spelled properly.

maximoose

Atheists always..... win
Atheists always..... angry

Atheists like..... herding cats (?!)
Atheists like..... nazis

Also tried "Atheists hate" and was amused to see:

Atheists hated more than gays

Knasher

Atheists like... herding cats

And here I thought it was just me.

Delirium

First hit was:

“No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor as patriots. This is one nation under God.”- G. Bush

Bloodwing

Atheists hate.....

........God
........America
........Tim Tebow?? :eek:

IT-Guy

This is fun!

Atheists are: idiots
Atheists are: annoying
Atheists are: wrong
Atheists are: not fully human

Atheists don't: don't have no songs (love this one!)
Atheists don't: own reason
Atheists don't: exist
Atheists don't: have morals

Atheists must: die
Atheists must: apologize for Hitler
Atheists must: believe
Atheists must: be killed

Last bunch was kinda scary :eek:

Penn

Atheists can: got to heaven
Atheists can: get to heaven
Atheists can: be stupid too
Atheists can: you prove

Atheists can't: hold public office
Atheists can't: hold office
Atheists can't: hold public office in Texas
Atheists canada (huh? How did that come up when I typed Atheists can't?)

doctoremma

Atheists like herding cats????????

Penn

Atheists make: better lovers
Atheists make: more money
Atheists make: me sad

Orim

doctoremma wrote: »

Atheists like herding cats????????

Well I certainly do.

SmilingLurker

Well put in "Irish should"

Swift would be so proud.

Dades

Christians burn ... witches in kenya

Muslims burn ... Christians alive in Nigeria

Atheists burn ... in hell

Corkfeen

Atheists don't have no songs
Atheists don't own reason
Atheists don't exist
Atheists don't have morals

This lack of song, reason, morality and existence takes it's toll after a while. Time to wish myself into existence. I seriously don't get the song one. Ohh wait, t'is a Steve Martin song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWlqpowKkBY

T'is strangely catchy......

xerces

doctoremma wrote: »

Mine is "Atheists should be registered"

Incidentally, I tried reading the thread that appeared as first result, I'm sick to my stomach.

tricky D

xerces wrote: »

Incidentally, I tried reading the thread that appeared as first result, I'm sick to my stomach.

I do hope you are parodying a parody.

Gbear

Atheists can't ... hold public office in Texas
Atheists rule .... the internet
Atheists use .... blow-driers to de-baptise
Atheists use .... unholy water
Atheists steal....ing christmas.

These are brilliant.

Blowfish

In a contender for worst pun ever, when I reached 'Atheist sho' I got Atheist shoes.

'Now atheists have soles too'

xerces

tricky D wrote: »

I do hope you are parodying a parody.

Poe's law in action .

joseph brand

why don't atheists believe in god
why don't atheists get possessed
why don't atheists kill themselves

Personally, I just don't have the time to be getting possessed. Plus, I've heard it can alienate oneself from family and friends. You won't be invited out on weekends. No no, it's not for me. (neither are the other 2 obviously)

swampgas

xerces wrote: »

Incidentally, I tried reading the thread that appeared as first result, I'm sick to my stomach.

Americans do irony too, you know :-) Anyhow, landoverbaptist is a cracking website - and check out their on-line store: http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist

joseph brand

Corkfeen wrote: »

Atheists don't have no songs
Atheists don't own reason
Atheists don't exist
Atheists don't have morals

This lack of song, reason, morality and existence takes it's toll after a while. Time to wish myself into existence. I seriously don't get the song one. Ohh wait, t'is a Steve Martin song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWlqpowKkBY

T'is strangely catchy......

I enjoyed that song more than I thought I would. (Not a big Steve Martin fan, he's been in some sh1te movies).

fitz0

Atheists are better educated
Atheists are better people
Atheists are better than Christians
Atheists are better in bed

Atheists are worse than terrorists

That was the only result.

Agnostics
Agnostics meaning
Agnostics are cowards
Agnostics in aa

xerces

swampgas wrote: »

Americans do irony too, you know :-) Anyhow, landoverbaptist is a cracking website - and check out their on-line store: http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist

In my defense, I did watch a Louis Theroux documentary about Westboro Baptist Church last night, so it wasn't that far of a leap when I stumbled unbeknownst on to that fictional site :-)

It really is a cracking website, I'm amazed at the amount of work gone into its fictitious forum alone. I think I'll buy a couple of t-shirts in support ;-]

Pushtrak

Atheists want cross removed
Atheists want arrest pope
Atheists want believe

Atheists think they are so smart
Atheists think that christians know
Atheists think they so smart (for the dimmest of the dim bulbs)

Atheists know more about religion
Atheists know more about the bible
Atheists know the bible better

wonderfulname

Bing (mobiles default search) -

Atheists cannot be boy scouts

Atheists eat baibes
Atheists eat babies (love how the correct spelling is second)

are -
The least trusted
Stupid
Hypocrites
Wrong

Got most of the others as well.

Galvasean

doctoremma wrote: »

Atheists like herding cats????????

It comes from the idea that organising a group of atheists to achieve a common goal is similar to trying to herd a bunch of cats as they tend to be too damn individual.
As opposed to atheists enjoy rounding up cats with a sheep dog (actually taht does sound kind of fun!).

"Atheists should... be registered
Atheists should... bake cookies
Atheists should... leave America"

Jimoslimos

Atheists can be wrong too
Atheists cannot be moral
Atheists eat babies

Funnily enough
Atheists say the darndest things
is ranked above
Atheists say there is no god

And my favourites;
Atheists use unholy water
Atheists use blow dryers to de-baptize :eek:

Galvasean

"should deism be capitalized?"

That was the only match

Recognition Scene

Atheists should learn basic arithmetic!

Sarky

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Atheists use blow dryers to de-baptize :eek:

That is f*cking genius.

Pushtrak

Sarky wrote: »

That is f*cking genius.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAo_rEgR4xU

doctoremma

swampgas wrote: »

Americans do irony too, you know :-) Anyhow, landoverbaptist is a cracking website - and check out their on-line store: http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist

Agree. Have spent many a happy hour laughing at some of the threads. My favourite is the "water argument" for creationism - the earth cannot be more than 6000 years old, otherwise we'd have run out of water by now.

Are you sure that all the posters are in on the joke though?

nbar12

Atheists should read the bible

Pushtrak

nbar12 wrote: »

Atheists should read the bible

You are just mentioning what came up as a search result, right? Not throwing that out as a recommendation?

nbar12

Pushtrak wrote: »

You are just mentioning what came up as a search result, right? Not throwing that out as a recommendation?

recommendation all day long! Lord be with us all in this marvellous world we live in. The Bible is the greatest story of all time and the sooner you read it, the sooner your faith in after life will be restored

seamus

Prefer Game of Thrones over the Bible myself. There's less violence and incest.

nbar12

seamus wrote: »

Prefer Game of Thrones over the Bible myself. There's less violence and incest.

if you believe in the game of thrones way of life my friend, well so be it! God still and always will love you my friend!

Blowfish

nbar12 wrote: »

recommendation all day long! Lord be with us all in this marvellous world we live in. The Bible is the greatest story of all time and the sooner you read it, the sooner your faith in after life will be restored

What makes you assume people here haven't read it? I certainly have, several times actually.

ozt9vdujny3srf

seamus wrote: »

Type in "Atheists shouldn't", and 3 of the four predictions are

Atheists shouldn't be considered citizens
Atheists should not be considered citizens
Atheists shouldn't be considered as americans

Land of the free, eh?

This is a fun game. Tried "Atheists must", and the second prediction was "Atheists must apologise for Hitler".

Awesome. Somehow I must apologise for the actions of a catholic man who was born, lived and died in a foreign country, for acts he committed before either of my parents were even born. Because I'm atheist.

Godwins law by post 3. Bravo :P

EDit: Hah, actually, I wonder does godwins law extend to all google query suggestions!

nbar12

Blowfish wrote: »

What makes you assume people here haven't read it? I certainly have, several times actually.

I recommend you read it while fasting for 48 hours in a dark room away from electricity my friend. I promise you, you will see and feel the bright light of jesus christ while reading it again. God loves you all

Corkfeen

nbar12 wrote: »

Blowfish wrote: »

What makes you assume people here haven't read it? I certainly have, several times actually.

I recommend you read it while fasting for 48 hours in a dark room away from electricity my friend. I promise you, you will see and feel the bright light of jesus christ while reading it again. God loves you all

But you won't see anything if you're expecting a fictional character to create a beam of light.... I wish trolls didn't keep invading every thread.

doctoremma

nbar12 wrote: »

I recommend you read it while fasting for 48 hours in a dark room away from electricity my friend. I promise you, you will see and feel the bright light of jesus christ while reading it again. God loves you all

Why? Because you need sensory deprivation and hunger-induced delirium for it to make sense?