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The world to end today

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  • #2
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Good its about fúcking time :mad:


  • #3
    ruthloss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭ruthloss


    ^sorry, the link thing has me baffled.


  • #4
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,201 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    2012 local time.

    But it doesn't say what the UTC offset is. :confused:


  • #5
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    OP, if you're overseeing a computer controlling the launch of nuclear missiles, then yes, the world might end today.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gugbMw4LigY


  • #6
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    So the Mayans did get it wrong.

    :P


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  • #7
    ruthloss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭ruthloss


    What's a UTC when it's out?:o


  • #8
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,591 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    OP, if you're overseeing a computer controlling the launch of nuclear missiles, then yes, the world might end today.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gugbMw4LigY


    Not if he works in Ulsterbank.


  • #9
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    it's like UFC but for slightly more literate people


  • #10
    Leeg17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    Yes, please.


  • #11
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Do I have enough time to get me Lucky 15 on for the afternoon racing?


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  • #12
    doomed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭doomed


    What time is it ending? I was wondering whether to get stuff for dinner but if armageddon came before teatime I'd probably just have cheese on toast to keep me going to the end.


  • #13
    ruthloss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭ruthloss


    kfallon wrote: »
    Do I have enough time to get me Lucky 15 on for the afternoon racing?


    I was kinda asking the same thing. :)


  • #14
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,896 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Can we at least murder some Mayans before then?


  • #15
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,201 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    ruthloss wrote: »
    What's a UTC when it's out?:o

    Urban town council.

    doomed wrote: »
    What time is it ending? I was wondering whether to get stuff for dinner but if armageddon came before teatime I'd probably just have cheese on toast to keep me going to the end.

    The armageddon is nothing on this. This is the apocalypse, boyo.

    Y'all get ready fo' this...


  • #16
    ruthloss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭ruthloss


    ^wow, it worked!

    Oh, and "he" is a 'she'


  • #17
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    shite ive no clean undercrackers for the imminent end of days. looks like ill have to go wearing 'neopolitain' boxers


  • #18
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,896 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    shite ive no clean undercrackers for the imminent end of days. looks like ill have to go wearing 'neopolitain' boxers

    Just as long as you don't go adding a flake.


  • #19
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    ruthloss wrote: »
    The world to end today.

    Again?

    Has Fred Felps been on the drink again?


  • #20
    ruthloss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭ruthloss


    Biggins wrote: »
    Again?

    Has Fred Felps been on the drink again?

    Eh no, this time it's some hispanic fella who calls himself The Anti Christ.
    He has a "world wide following" appparently...also reported to have a huge amount of money salted away in Columbia, thanks to his faithful followers.


  • #21
    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »
    it's like UFC but for slightly more literate people

    Chicken Caesar, do you mean KFC?


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  • #22
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,282 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Repent, Repent, Before it's too late.

    I always wanted to do that on a non denominate forum.


  • #23
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    World due to end today?? ...............hmm.....you'd think it'd be bigger news.


  • #24
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    Dean09 wrote: »
    World due to end today?? ...............hmm.....you'd think it'd be bigger news.

    Yeah, I wonder are families going to bother with a big shop...


  • #25
    NakedNNettles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭NakedNNettles


    Its nearly tomorrow where I am, about 4 hours to go......


  • #26
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    *offers sex to all female users*

    It's your last chance, after all.


  • #27
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,282 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    OP, Time to go back to your shrink, remember ask for the blue pill and all this was a dream.


  • #28
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,282 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    kfallon wrote: »
    Do I have enough time to get me Lucky 15 on for the afternoon racing?

    Screw you and your lucky 15, I'm getting me some Lucky Charms. After all they're magically delicious!


  • #29
    Jammy Donut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 606 ✭✭✭Jammy Donut


    Come at me bro!


  • #30
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    How is it ending?
    Will it hurt?
    Mightn't bother getting dressed so.
    Best to be comfy for these sorts of things you know.


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  • #31
    Jester252
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    I not to pushed TBH if it ends ah sure there is nothing I can do about it


  • #32
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    as long as it doesnt end before the 7:40 in the curragh ill be happy


  • #33
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,630 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I've been bursting for a piss since 9:30 this morning. I couldn't be arsed getting out of bed. Certainly now if the works is ending, I'll stay right here!


  • #34
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    This is bad news - I was so looking forward to the next "Sex in the city" film!

    O' drat!

    Still - does this mean I get away with not paying any future taxes?


  • #35
    Corkfeen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    I hate spoilers and this is the ultimate spoiler unfortunately. :( Thanks OP for ruining the surprise......


  • #36
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Why is it ending today?

    I'd prefer if it ended tomorrow, I'm looking forward to tonight.


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  • #37
    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Why is it ending today?

    I'd prefer if it ended tomorrow, I'm looking forward to tonight.

    You can still do that:
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=79484851&postcount=26


  • #38
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Corkfeen wrote: »
    I hate spoilers and this is the ultimate spoiler unfortunately. :( Thanks OP for ruining the surprise......

    It was a dead give-away! :D


  • #39
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    fasttalkerchat wrote: »
    You can still do that:
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=79484851&postcount=26

    Man, I'm busy today, such a pity.


  • #40
    crazygeryy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    *offers sex to all female users*

    It's your last chance, after all.

    Wow I always thought you were gay.glad I know now before the end of the world.


  • #41
    patrickbrophy18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭patrickbrophy18


    April 1st was tomorrow 3 months ago!:D

    Alternatively, let's see what happens on December 21st of this year!:rolleyes:

    Seriously doubt it!

    What's so special about today?:confused:


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  • #42
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    crazygeryy wrote: »
    Wow I always thought you were gay.glad I know now before the end of the world.


    Somehow, I think I'm glad you know too.


  • #43
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Ill be pretty damn pissed off if it ends before I get my chipper tonight!


  • #44
    ruthloss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭ruthloss


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    OP, Time to go back to your shrink, remember ask for the blue pill and all this was a dream.


    Ah now!, there's no need for that sort of thing.:D

    and so far,so good, nothing untoward happening 'round here.


  • #45
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    crazygeryy wrote: »
    Wow I always thought you were gay.glad I know now before the end of the world.
    My theory is that Moo has a deliberate pro-woman, pc persona to attract the ladies. I imagine him regularly bedding the impressionable female boardsies.


    I'm surprised more aren't trying it tbh.


  • #46
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    cocoshovel wrote: »
    Ill be pretty damn pissed off if it ends before I get my chipper tonight!

    We get chipper tonight in Casa del Mattjack too.:)


  • #47
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    My theory is that Moo has a deliberate pro-woman, pc persona to attract the ladies. I imagine him regularly bedding the impressionable female boardsies.


    I'm surprised more aren't trying it tbh.

    Nonsense, absolute nonsense!!

    By the way, how've you been? Been feeling oppressed by the patriarchy? Come here and talk to me about it. I know, those men are terrible, aren't they!? Here, let me get you a glass of wine. Is there something in it? No, it's just very fizzy...


  • #48
    Organic Cavity
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 70 ✭✭Organic Cavity


    Still here? or are we?


  • #49
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Anybody knows how its meant to end? I hope its Godzilla.


  • #50
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    Nonsense, absolute nonsense!!

    By the way, how've you been? Been feeling oppressed by the patriarchy? Come here and talk to me about it. I know, those men are terrible, aren't they!? Here, let me get you a glass of wine. Is there something in it? No, it's just very fizzy...
    I would answer .........but I'm starting to feel strange ......... light-headed....... room is spinni.....................

    Thud.


  • #51
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Organic Cavity wrote: »
    Still here? or are we?

    Yeah, not much happening here.. just some horses , seven in fact, flying by.

    And noise in the distance.. an ice cream van.


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