Are you sexable for a drink?

danniemcq

Ok so odd thing happened the last day in the pub

~~~~~~~wavy lines~~~~~~~

Ireland V Spain, pub i was in was doing euro a pint during the game max 2 drinks a trip to the bar. Grand. Queued up and eventually got to the bar and noticed 2 girls trying to push their way past everyone and because they looked slutty people got out of the way. One leaned over to the guy beside me and asked him something and i've never seen a guys expression get so happy so quick and he tried to get the barmaid to get another 2 pints. Barmaid says no and he says sorry to her and walks off but in a way that made it for someone else to slip into his position at the bar.

So the girl then leans over to me and asks "Sorry, but are you sexable for a drink?"

I looked her up and down and said no sorry married and turned my back.

Now two things:

A) how slutty do people have to be to offer sex for a one euro pint

and

how desperate would YOU have to be for a ride off someone offering sex for a one euro pint?

and to top it all off it was only Heiniken

GavRedKing

What significance do the wavy lines hold?

Duggy747

I ride you for a Toffee Crisp

Dravokivich

I eh, think she may have been underage...

christmas2012

ah should have been carlsberg so..

Cork boy 55

What are you saying?

FatherLen

wait wait wait...
you DIDN'T buy her a pint???

Lyaiera

Defo, if I get a bag of chips. No sexing until I've eaten them though. I wouldn't want to drop them.

I Heart Internet

danniemcq wrote: »

"Sorry, but are you sexable for a drink?"

I'm a bit confused......that question doesn't really make much sense....she was hammered already?

danniemcq wrote: »

A) how slutty do people have to be to offer sex for a one euro pint

She was probably only teasing......?

and

danniemcq wrote: »

how desperate would YOU have to be for a ride off someone offering sex for a one euro pint?

You'd have to be single, straight and upright....that's about all I'd say.

danniemcq

gavredking wrote: »

What significance do the wavy lines hold?

flashbacks always have wavy lines

Dravokivich wrote: »

I eh, think she may have been underage...

nah didn't look it and seeing we were already upstairs past 2 sets of bouncers and in the club where the screen was and it was wayyyyyyy to busy to ID people i don't think so, i think she just didn't want to wait that extra 2 or 3 mins to get a drink

CardBordWindow

Where is this pub, and do they have the same offer on tonight?


Also, do you think these girls will be there?

christmas2012

anyway what im saying is anybody who asks are you sexable for a drink is most deffo a slut and will put out to any guy no questions asked,i would tread carefully unless you want a full whack of hepititus..

Unavailable for Comment

He must have been trying to pimp them out to the barmaid because otherwise he'd have handed the pints he'd already got over to them.

shedweller

I'd say there was two chances in hell of yer man getting a ride for a drink! Honestly, the gullibility of some lads!

smash

danniemcq wrote: »

how desperate would YOU have to be for a ride off someone offering sex for a one euro pint?

You haven't said how hot she was... it's a critical bit of info needed to answer the question.

Lyaiera

But fer srs...

What happens when you buy her her pints? You take her to the bathroom? What when she doesn't want to go and laughs in your face?

Not the brightest girls, to be honest. Some guy is going to take exception to her "scam" and do very nasty things to her.

Catxscotch

What the hell is sexing?

Spideog Rua

Cheeseburger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_4nupAxvNw

GavRedKing

danniemcq wrote: »

flashbacks always have wavy lines

Aaaahhhhh I see, depending on my level of drunkness, although I cant rememebr the last time I bought a girl in a bar/club a drink that I didnt know TBH.

smash

Catxscotch wrote: »

What the hell is sexing?

sexable... get it right!

Unavailable for Comment

danniemcq wrote: »

i think she just didn't want to wait that extra 2 or 3 mins to get a drink

How long did she think it was gonna take to go off and ride someone?

danniemcq

I Heart Internet wrote: »

I'm a bit confused......that question doesn't really make much sense....she was hammered already?

nah if you look it up on Urban dictionary you can see she was asking if i'd have sex for a drink.

or if that was a dig at me the HEY!!!!!

I Heart Internet wrote: »

She was probably only teasing......?

HEY again!

I Heart Internet wrote: »

You'd have to be single, straight and upright....that's about all I'd say.

Part of you would have to be upright anyway!

and no i didn't buy her a drink was buying 2 pints for myself and a bulmers (not included in promotion) for the GF so i wasn't gonna try anything anyway.

af_thefragile

I'm sexable for anything... Oh yeah!

seamus

Unavailable for Comment wrote: »

How long did she think it was gonna take to go off and ride someone?

You honestly think that these girls were offering sex in lieu of drinks?

Do you not think it's much more likely that they were simply getting gormless horny idiots to buy them drinks because they're dumb enough to believe that a girl will shag them for buying a drink?

They get the drink, say "thanks a mill" and then disappear. Men are fncking idiots when they get even the slightest sniff of it.

af_thefragile

Catxscotch wrote: »

What the hell is sexing?

Finding out whether something/someone is either male or female I guess...

JohnMarston

My services will not be bought with a mere pint! Get me an old-fashioned, and be quick about it!

danniemcq

Catxscotch wrote: »

What the hell is sexing?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sexable

1. sexable
screw able

af_thefragile

seamus wrote: »

You honestly think that these girls were offering sex in lieu of drinks?

Do you not think it's much more likely that they were simply getting gormless horny idiots to buy them drinks because they're dumb enough to believe that a girl will shag them for buying a drink?

They get the drink, say "thanks a mill" and then disappear. Men are fncking idiots when they get even the slightest sniff of it.

Doesn't that constitute fraud?!!!

later12

seamus wrote: »

simply getting gormless horny idiots to buy them drinks

Bit harsh?

Nothing wrong with buying a girl a drink if you think it's going to help you get laid. It just costs a euro, it hardly makes you a "gormless horny idiot" just to take your chances on a one euro stake.

danniemcq

seamus wrote: »

You honestly think that these girls were offering sex in lieu of drinks?

Do you not think it's much more likely that they were simply getting gormless horny idiots to buy them drinks because they're dumb enough to believe that a girl will shag them for buying a drink?

They get the drink, say "thanks a mill" and then disappear. Men are fncking idiots when they get even the slightest sniff of it.

Yeah kinda figured that was the story with them but again you are at least "offering" yourself for that which can't feel good.

I will admit though she was alright!

Unavailable for Comment

seamus wrote: »

They get the drink, say "thanks a mill" and then disappear.

Unless their pints come with a rohypnol chaser. . .

Plazaman

Shít, I was there too. It was noisy and I thought she asked "Are you susceptible to the drink?". I said "It always takes me by surprise on a Sunday night". She walked off in a huff. I thought she was doing marketing research.


This may have been a dream also.....

danniemcq

Unavailable for Comment wrote: »

Unless their pints come with a rohypnol chaser. . .

if you use the rohypnol right you don't have to chase to much.....


sorry

seamus

later12 wrote: »

Bit harsh?

Nothing wrong with buying a girl a drink if you think it's going to help you get laid. It just costs a euro, it hardly makes you a "gormless horny idiot" just to take your chances on a one euro stake.

Harsh? If you think that some random girl will let you jam it up her for one drink, then you're an idiot.

And if she is that kind of girl, then you're an idiot for sticking it up her. Never know what you'd catch.

Diamond_Ninja

I haven't been opposed to a bit of flirting for a drink in the past but I've never known anyone to go that far..

Damn kids and their lack of morals, why I oughta!

danniemcq

Diamond_Ninja wrote: »

I haven't been opposed to a bit of flirting for a drink in the past but I've never known anyone to go that far..

Damn kids and their lack of morals, why I oughta!

There is a difference in flirting and whoring yourself

If they were to do that all night then **** off to another bar, it costs them nothing on a night out.
Some fellas will fall for anything when the word sex is involved.

later12

seamus wrote: »

Harsh? If you think that some random girl will let you jam it up her for one drink, then you're an idiot.

And if she is that kind of girl, then you're an idiot for sticking it up her. Never know what you'd catch.

Have a lot of success with women do you?

Having a drink with a girl is a good conversation starter. No need to be so matriarchal about it. Also, we have these things called condoms.

Lux23

It sounds to me that she was just having a laugh, even if she did look 'slutty'.

seamus

later12 wrote: »

Have a lot of success with women do you?

Having a drink with a girl is a good conversation starter. No need to be so matriarchal about it. Also, we have these things called condoms.

Yeah, I'm as successful as I need to be. I don't think my wife would appreciate me buying drinks for women in pubs

Plus, condoms won't protect you against herpes and crabs. Have fun!

omniscient_toad

Clearly the correct response would be that you'd consider being "sexable", but only for a minimum of two drinks and a bag of crisps.

ejmaztec

A pint with a lot of head.

jayteecork

Where were you getting a euro a pint?

later12

seamus wrote: »

Yeah, I'm as successful as I need to be. I don't think my wife would appreciate me buying drinks for women in pubs

Plus, condoms won't protect you against herpes and crabs. Have fun!

Oh yes, it's a sexual minefield out there.

I think I'll stay at home with Mother and play telly bingo infuture, I daren't contract venereal crabs off some strumpet.

opinion guy

danniemcq wrote: »

nah if you look it up on Urban dictionary you can see she was asking if i'd have sex for a drink.

hold up here. If she said - are you sexable for a drink ?? - she was asking you if you would have sex with her if she bought you a drink.

Tstch tsch OP - you missed out on a free drink !

MagicSean

RVP 11 wrote: »

If they were to do that all night then **** off to another bar, it costs them nothing on a night out.
Some fellas will fall for anything when the word sex is involved.

But some fella might decide he deserves is sexable time and follow them and attack them, or even sue them for a breach of contract.

1ZRed

Beer=good
Sex=good

If I was to break the ice and suggest something like that I think it would be a win win situation!:D

Tym

Yeah, if you bought her a drink she would've said thanks and just walked off:P

Although she could've been underage...

I Heart Internet

danniemcq wrote: »

and no i didn't buy her a drink was buying 2 pints for myself and a bulmers (not included in promotion) for the GF so i wasn't gonna try anything anyway.

GF turned down the 1 euro Heiniken and demanded a Bulmers. That's typical GF behaviour to be honest. You're the victim in all of this OP. I feel your pain.

Lux23

I remember when I was in McGowans at Christmas several years ago, I was at the bar buying myself a drink when this guy insisted that he buy me a drink. I didn't really fancy him so I tried to resist but he kept at it so I have to eventually relent. Anyway I stayed and chatted with him for a few minutes and then I made my excuses and went back to my friends. He stood at the bar for about ten minutes staring over at me when he eventually came over and took the half pint he bought me out of my hand and walked off. So I don't really take drinks off strangers anymore.

ejmaztec

Lux23 wrote: »

I remember when I was in McGowans at Christmas several years ago, I was at the bar buying myself a drink when this guy insisted that he buy me a drink. I didn't really fancy him so I tried to resist but he kept at it so I have to eventually relent. Anyway I stayed and chatted with him for a few minutes and then I made my excuses and went back to my friends. He stood at the bar for about ten minutes staring over at me when he eventually came over and took the half pint he bought me out of my hand and walked off. So I don't really take drinks off strangers anymore.

It's a good job you didn't start going out with him, and get engaged and break it off, or he would have sawed your finger off to get the ring back, the mark of a true gentleman.:(