Advertisement
If you have a new account but can't post, please email Niamh on [email protected] for help to verify your email address. Thanks :)
New AMA with a US police officer (he's back!). You can ask your questions here

Anyone looking for a Slave?

  • 08-06-2012 4:24pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 7,171 af_thefragile


    Well, you can find one right here!

    http://buyrealpeople.com/


    I'm now convinced you can find absolutely anything on the internet!!


Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 7,856 ✭✭✭ frozenfrozen


    there is porn of it


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭ FatherLen


    had to laugh at the "become a slave" tab.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 Nothingbetter2d


    Well, you can find one right here!

    http://buyrealpeople.com/


    I'm now convinced you can find absolutely anything on the internet!!

    lol ive seen it all now :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,171 af_thefragile


    FatherLen wrote: »
    had to laugh at the "become a slave" tab.

    You can make upto $100,000 a year apparently!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 juan.kerr


    Is it a 24 / 7 position?


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,272 Captain Graphite


    Screw getting a slave, there's an ad selling meth on that site. Much better investment I think.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,692 Jarren


    JobBridge anyone ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭ FatherLen


    You can make upto $100,000 a year apparently!

    doesn't that defeat the whole slave aspect?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭ Joko


    <
    Job bridge is datta way


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭ flutterflye


    What kind of work can I expect by being a slave?

    Depending on your talents, the owner that buys you has the sole discretion of what to do with you. The buyer owns you and can even decide to kill you if they wish to. While being a slave, you have no right as a human being.

    Wtf?!


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users Posts: 28,793 ScumLord


    If the slave has relatives/family that can take care of the child, BRP will deliver the child to them. If the slave doesn't have anyone to take care of the child, it will be given to the nearest authorized orphanage center.
    Well that's a load off my mind. :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭ flutterflye


    Down the bottom, it links you to a hitman website, and a drug lord website! ha!


  • Registered Users Posts: 143 ✭✭ EddyC15


    We always try to work things out with our slaves. However, in the event that a payment plan is not possible, or slave not able to buy himself, or does not have someone buy him out, we will hire a hit on them.

    Their hitmen are sourced from http://FindAHitman.com

    Seems legit.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,963 ✭✭✭ Ficheall


    All slave IQs are listed as between 30 and 80 :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,205 ✭✭✭ dodderangler




  • Registered Users Posts: 7,171 af_thefragile


    EddyC15 wrote: »
    Their hitmen are sourced from http://FindAHitman.com

    Seems legit.

    That Israeli chick on the right looks pretty bad ass!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭ Simi


    I can get an 18yr old Russian girl with an iq of 80!? Sold!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 Deus Ex Machina


    Aww I thought it was sexual slaves. I like doing that, might sign up and look for some dominant women.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 shopaholic01


    Aww I thought it was sexual slaves. I like doing that, might sign up and look for some dominant women.

    I think you might need a submissive woman tbh - be able to cross one thing off the bucket list then;).


    *I promise I'll stop now*


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Regional North Mods, Regional West Moderators Posts: 81,470 Mod ✭✭✭✭ biko


    Cool link



    from AH


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users Posts: 5,535 Jester252


    Oh internet you so crazy


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,587 ✭✭✭ derfderf


    Screw getting a slave, there's an ad selling meth on that site. Much better investment I think.

    $59 for an ounce of heroin. Looks legit.


Advertisement