The Official I'm F*cked If _______ Doesn't Come Up Thread

Cruel Sun

I'll get the ball rolling on this one. Plath.

Naomi00

Kinsella..:(

deathbythelc

I can see how this thread will go already.

Plath
Plath
Plath
Plath
Plath
Plath
Plath
Larkin
Plath
Plath
Plath

treely

Plath
Deception in Hamlet
GV+V

boom boom boom

If plath does not come up, I think ill write "only god can judge me" on my paper, and stroll out of the class like a boss......then go cry in a corner

Mysteriouschic

Plath or Rich

I will literally go mental if I have to answer on Heaney . I know he's supposed to come up but if they throw in a themed question ... I haven't got a question ready I am going to use a sample answer and make it my own. I still need to get my Boland and learn a Kavanagh essay.

Role of women or Appearance vs reality.

_pure_mule_

Plath or rich!

Togepi

Hamlet.

boom boom boom

Mysteriouschic wrote: »

Plath or Rich

I will literally go mental if I have to answer on Heaney . I know he's supposed to come up but if they throw in a themed question ... I haven't got a question ready I am going to use a sample answer and make it my own. I still need to get my Boland and learn a Kavanagh essay.

Role of women or Appearance vs reality.

Atleast u have back ups!!!! all I know is plath

PictureFrame

Heaney, Rich, Larkin, Soliloquys, Polonius, Horatio, GV, Dams, Culture, Central Place, Plant and Animal Adaptations.. etc..

fizzyorange

Appearance vs Reality for Hamlet. I't the only Hamlet Q I like. :P

smithy77

Plath in poetry.
V&V in comparative.
Appeal/Hamlet/Deception in Hamlet.

leaveiton

Plath/Larkin/Rich in English. Not because they're the only ones I've studied, but they're the only ones I can write on where it isn't like drawing blood from a stone.

AnnaKin

English: Larkin/Kinsella
Gvv
Hamlet/Deception

Home Ec: Household Technology
Poverty
A decent Q2 or 5!

Geography: Soils, Human interaction with soils.

Havent started anything else yet so

fizzyorange

Lads, in two days, two hours and 20 minutes it won't matter anymore about whether Plath or deception came up.

:D:D Life's good.

SureYWouldntYa

English: Heaney, Polonius or Women

History: Treaty, GAA, Social/Economic problems in Britain, India

Maths: Very little induction, no sequences and series outside question 4

Namlub

If Heaney is the only one of the poets I've done that comes up. Unlikely, but oh god...

Astrozombies

Seriously If role or women or falseness vs. reality DOESNT come up in hamlet I might just cry....
Hoping for GV+V + Theme.
As for poetry.. Would love to answer a nice Q on Heaney but dont mind doing plath or rich either! For some reason I am convinced either 3, if not all will come up! have no idea why..

Bears and Vodka

manageable short story titles,
LG,
handy drawings in Construction,
lots of modern physics, sound, waves, heat, optics questions in Physics

Canard

Nice story title.
Doable B part.
Larkin/Plath.
GV+V.

Well, not f*cked, but very annoyed and possibly disadvantaged

EducationFinder

Heaney
Hamet as a character/ women

WestIRL

I can't understand all you depending on learnt off essays for poets and Hamlet etc.

Aren't you meant to read the material, know it well, and use your own knowledge of the play/poetry to come to an answer? Wouldn't it save a lot more time just concentrating on the topic rather then learn off ENTIRE, pre-written unoriginal essays and vomiting them up on Thursday....

kilianmanning

Characteristics of soil for geography geoecology.
Kinsella/Rich & literary genre for english.
An easy speech for english.
****ed for hamlet no matter what comes up except for maybe deception or something like that.:p

Schonie

English: a nice B, like a good speech on paper 1 (because I have no idea how to do a report...should probably look it up just in case), Plath or Rich, GV&V, Claudius or Polonius or Deception on paper 2

Geography: some good question in the elective - like on migration, and one in regional cause I haven't done anything for that, and human activity or characteristics of biomes

Biology: human reproduction, food, ecology, genetic crosses...but those are hopefully given...if not I really am f*cked

Art: Caravaggio or Da Vinci or Van Gogh, High Crosses or Newgrange and a nice, simple appreciation

Togepi

General vision and viewpoint.
A nice doable Hamlet question.
A female poet.

But most of all, a paper one essay that suits me.

ChemHickey

English, all that was said above.

Accounting- suspense accounts for 100marks! I'd die if they don't put it up!

Coeurdepirate

English: Plath/Rich, GV&VP, Role of Women
Irish: Recession/Olympics/Global Warming, Géibheann
Chemistry: Winkler method, equilibrium

WarZoneBrother

English:

Plath
Appearance vs Reality
General vision and Viewpoint

Whats the chances of getting all 3 right? Appearance vs Reality should cover most of other questions too though so won't be too bad..

Fergus_

Wait for it.......................

Plath

Darren.993

English:
GV+V
Plath
Hamlet character essay

History:
GAA
NI WWII
Stalin's Internal + External Policies/Nazi Propaganda

PattonJ

Geography Brown Earth Soils, Anything on Brazil

Music Composing a major melody and Queen

Dapics

Plath or Kavanagh
Hamlets antic disposition/aspect of character
Appearance vs Reality
Role of Women

History

Sunningdale
Cumann Na Gnaedhal
War of Independence
India
Apprentice Boys
Civil Rights movement/Montgomery Bus Boycott

donvito99

Plath/Rich/Kavanagh (Boland or Frost just CANNOT come up, lets not have a 2001 all over again)

For History; Civil Rights, Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, Treaty/Civil War, Jack Lynch

BubblegumBitch

English: Plath or Rich
Geography: Characteristics of a Biome, Paris Basin
Biology: Human reproduction, defence system, cell division
Irish: Dis, Caca Milis

donvito99

I'm just fupped in general for Irish

bazinga_

English: Kinsella, Hamlet's character/dception, Literary Genre

History: factors leading to rise of Sinn Féin in 1918, Propaganda, India, Welfare State

Irish: fadhbanna na tíre

French: obesity

Classics: children in medea, orientalism, Turnus

Spattersonox

HEANEY and literary Genre. I have Heaney's poetry learnt off. I'm ready for all events.
I'll have Plath as a back-up tho.

yeahhhbuddy

Heaney
GV & V
Deception/Role of Women/Tragic hero

ImFudged

If botticelli doesn't come up for Art hist. I'll be fairly ****ed alright

pajero12

Geography: If animal and plant adaptions don't come up, I'm goosed!

Eathrin

Spattersonox wrote: »

HEANEY and literary Genre. I have Heaney's poetry learnt off. I'm ready for all events.
I'll have Plath as a back-up tho.

Ooooooohh:(

Chavways

Spattersonox wrote: »

HEANEY and literary Genre. I have Heaney's poetry learnt off. I'm ready for all events.
I'll have Plath as a back-up tho.

Ouch

Dapics

Spattersonox wrote: »

HEANEY and literary Genre. I have Heaney's poetry learnt off. I'm ready for all events.
I'll have Plath as a back-up tho.

My heart goes out to your poor soul.

fizzyorange

Seeing all of these "I'm doing Plath an Heaney" comments is heart breaking.

ImpossibleDuck

fizzyorange wrote: »

Seeing all of these "I'm doing Plath an Heaney" comments is heart breaking.

It was rampant in my school, I'm not sure about others around the country. But in our exam centre, the papers were handed out and followed by lots of confused and worried looking students glancing around at everyone else in a similarly-f*cked situation.


...myself included. sigh

MattHelders

ImpossibleDuck wrote: »

It was rampant in my school, I'm not sure about others around the country. But in our exam centre, the papers were handed out and followed by lots of confused and worried looking students glancing around at everyone else in a similarly-f*cked situation.


...myself included. sigh

Same as my school. But I had Larkin covered so I just sat there trying not to laugh

An0n

MattHelders wrote: »

Same as my school. But I had Larkin covered so I just sat there trying not to laugh

Haha simular responses all round.

All I could hear from the back of the center was 'Oh for **** sake' in a very annoyed voice.

Mani09

I am one of the many students who banked on heany and Plath.... Anyway as I sat in my exam depressed I remembered the names of 4 of rich's poems : storm warnings, aunt jennifers tigers, and trying to talk with a man. Anyway I attempted the question and got 4 pages done.... It was all spoof and I only included 1 quote in the whole answer... Will I get any marks??? Please answer honestly :-(

Epsi

If( and this is just wishful speculation ) the poetry was badly answered as a whole across the country they may adjust the marking scheme to compensate.

mcpaddington

Mani09 wrote: »

I am one of the many students who banked on heany and Plath.... Anyway as I sat in my exam depressed I remembered the names of 4 of rich's poems : storm warnings, aunt jennifers tigers, and trying to talk with a man. Anyway I attempted the question and got 4 pages done.... It was all spoof and I only included 1 quote in the whole answer... Will I get any marks??? Please answer honestly :-(

You'll lose very little marks (maybe 5 max) for only having a single quote. As long as you explained your argument you'll do fine. Quotes are over rated on their importance.

Mani09

Thanks for the replys :-) also is there such thing as a "bell curve" regarding the leaving