Anybody stash money in their curtains?

mike65

Whoops!

http://newsfeed.eastcoast.fm/2012/06/charity-shop-tries-to-locate-curtains.html

Barnardos is trying to contact the owner of curtains dropped into its charity shop in Rathmines, Dublin last week which was found to contain a large wad of cash in the lining.

Barnardos says the money was pinned inside the lining of the curtains. The curtains had been left into the shop on Lower Rathmines road by a lady at around 1.30 last Wednesday, May 30th.

Barnardos say it’s possible the woman didn't even know the cash was inside the curtain

/goes to check curtains...

Duggy747

Oh no, Boss's coke money!!

He's gonna have my thumbs now, for sure!

Capt'n Midnight

Bertie's conscience money ?

davet82

http://www.rte.ie/news/2012/0605/large-sum-of-money-found-in-donated-curtains.html

I know some people dont trust banks but in your curtains? Anybody else keep money in weird places? (so i can rob you)

alphabeat

if by curtains you mean vagina , and by money you mean penis
then yes ,
yes i have

Latchy

It's buried under a rock out in the desert :cool:

The Big Red Button

I was listening to this on the radio this morning.

You can see how it could happen so easily. Apparently all of the money was in one little plastic bag, stitched into the lining of the curtain! Probably some wee granny, saving it for a rainy day.

In a way, it would be nice if the money went to a childrens charity, if it wasn't claimed.

And sure, maybe, that's how it was intended anyways!

mauzo

I keep my money in my bra...embarrassing when paying for things and you forget to take it out before you get to the till.

When I take my bra off I put my money under my pillow.

I should probably just start using a wallet or purse.

dr.bollocko

Thread merged to cause much confusion.

ColeTrain

Curtains? This is the new mattress.

Mr Benevolent

ColeTrain wrote: »

Curtains? This is the new mattress.

A brilliant idea.

davet82

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Thread merged to cause much confusion.

didnt see the thread

christmas2012

used to hide money in the floor boards now its the bank no safer place apparently

shopaholic01

Confab wrote: »

A brilliant idea.

But thieves now pull sockets off walls when they're robbing houses:(

ejmaztec

Latchy wrote: »

It's buried under a rock out in the desert :cool:

Not any more it isn't.:P

Jester252

Its taped behind my toilet

YouTookMyName

ColeTrain wrote: »

Curtains? This is the new mattress.

Genius

Latchy

ejmaztec wrote: »

Not any more it isn't.:P

You'll find the poisonous snake under that rock to ...opps ...to late for ya :cool:

28064212

alphabeat wrote: »

if by curtains you mean vagina , and by money you mean penis
then yes ,
yes i have

You stash penis in your vagina?

antodeco

ejmaztec wrote: »

Latchy wrote: »

It's buried under a rock out in the desert :cool:

Not any more it isn't.:P

Does that not mean it still is?

ZombieBride

It's better than those fake tinned food money containers, I always rattle people's tinned food.

Latchy

antodeco wrote: »

Does that not mean it still is?

Yes but they built a 'highway patrol ' police station over that very spot since and I'm working on how to get it out .

Mr.Crinklewood

That money must have been the NET amount.

Son Of A Vidic

alphabeat wrote: »

if by curtains you mean vagina , and by money you mean penis
then yes ,
yes i have

Have what?....A vagina?

ZombieBride

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

That money must have been the NET amount.

*groan*

mauzo

ZombieBride wrote: »

It's better than those fake tinned food money containers, I always rattle people's tinned food.

You must be really scary....

southcentralts

Made a gold idol out of my assets which I have secured in a cavern protected by the dart shooting natives and laid on a pressure plate so.. good luck with that one Indiana.


*A feckin bag of sand, how will I get a euromillions ticket for tonight with that?*

Oink

Jester252 wrote: »

Its taped behind my toilet

Where do you keep your .357 then?

ZombieBride

syndeyfife wrote: »

You must be really scary....

I don't get invited in much any more

some random drunk

Curtain money has now been claimed.

http://www.rte.ie/news/2012/0607/woman-comes-forward-to-claim-charity-curtain-money.html

And that's the end of that chapter.

*swishes necktie*