Does a fart contain DNA from the farter?

juan.kerr

And if so would it be possible to clone someone if you got hold of one of their farts?

Duff

/internet

kincsem

Are you worried?

JaMarcus Hustle

juan.kerr wrote: »

And if so would it be possible to clone someone if you got hold of one of their farts?

That's it, I'm cancelling UPC.

There is not enough internet between me and people like you.

BunShopVoyeur

Oww, my brain. My poor poor brain......

juan.kerr

JaMarcus Hustle wrote: »

That's it, I'm cancelling UPC.

There is not enough internet between me and people like you.

Cancel away, leaves more space and bandwidth for the important questions...

Like why is the first fart in the morning always a loud one? Is it due to a pressure buildup overnight or something?

Peetrik

What you've bottled it and your going to find out for once and for all who it is!!!

Rhyme

If it does, there's a lot of people with my DNA up their noses.

Um...

af_thefragile

Indeed it does.

Your crime will be found out mate. There really is no escape unless you get yourself first before they get to you... Cyanide is simple and quick.

jester77

Follow through would have DNA

BeatDGodM0D

The dna fart tests say.... he IS the father

beerbuddy

Thats Gas altogether

juan.kerr

jester77 wrote: »

Follow through would have DNA

We're talking about gas only, no solids (this time)

Mairzydoats

It just contains gases which I don't believe can be analysed (no pun intended) in order to ascertain (again no pun intended) the source.
However, it has been established that in 99% of cases, he who smelt it, dealt it.

Mickey Dazzler

juan.kerr wrote: »

And if so would it be possible to clone someone if you got hold of one of their farts?

I commend you good sir for having the courage to ask the questions that everybody wants to ask but don't have the nads for it.

Well done. You are a hero amoung men.

af_thefragile

Mairzydoats wrote: »

It just contains gases which I don't believe can be analysed (no pun intended) in order to ascertain (again no pun intended) the source.
However, it has been assumed that in 99% of cases, he who smelt it, dealt it.

FYP.

Lord Trollington

In theory a person could be traced by their fart if there was a fart bank or fart profiling.

But such is the complexity of the idea of fart profiling that it has been thought up of now.

It was my idea, I came up with it first.

af_thefragile

Does that mean you leave no trace of urself if you light your farts on fire??

Mairzydoats

af_thefragile wrote: »

FYP.

Thanks for your assistance.

Mairzydoats

af_thefragile wrote: »

Does that mean you leave no trace of urself if you light your farts on fire??

Actually, it would be safer to light your farts if you were genuinely worried about leaving traces of DNA. This could cause any follow through to be compromised and unusable as evidence in criminal cases.
However, I am not condoning the introduction of a naked flame to the act of flatulence.

juan.kerr

Mairzydoats wrote: »

Actually, it would be safer to light your farts if you were genuinely worried about leaving traces of DNA. This could cause any follow through to be compromised and unusable as evidence in criminal cases.
However, I am not condoning the introduction of a naked flame to the act of flatulence.

Sounds like the makings of a great song - 'Farts on fire'

Novella

juan.kerr wrote: »

Cancel away, leaves more space and bandwidth for the important questions...

Like why is the first fart in the morning always a loud one? Is it due to a pressure buildup overnight or something?

Do you think it's impossible to fart while asleep or something?

RobbingBandit

juan.kerr wrote: »

Sounds like the makings of a great song - 'Farts on fire'

Jack Black has just copyrighted this title.

juan.kerr

Novella wrote: »

Do you think it's impossible to fart while asleep or something?

No, but pretty much every morning I let out a loud one within minutes of getting up. Some days it may be the only fart or at least the only noisy fart that I disseminate.

Hence the question.

Professey Chin

Wheres that Close Account button......

juan.kerr

The Great Chinholio wrote: »

Wheres that Close Account button......

Says the guy located in his own bungholio :pac:

Marcusm

Perhaps the force of the fart might dislodge some epithelial cells although these would be deposited on your trousers/undies. If you were naked and farting......

hairyprincess

AH - where the important issues in life are dealt with

c_man

AH

juan.kerr

Marcusm wrote: »

Perhaps the force of the fart might dislodge some epithelial cells although these would be deposited on your trousers/undies. If you were naked and farting......

Thanks, this is probably the closest to an answer I've gotten. I'll need to read up on epithelial cells though. I'm assuming those are brown specks of poo?

Leeg17

juan.kerr wrote: »

Thanks, this is probably the closest to an answer I've gotten. I'll need to read up on epithelial cells though. I'm assuming those are brown specs of poo?

Skin cells.

AH keeps getting weirder

Archeron

Fart on a mirror and then write a secret message in the mist, so it only shows up next time somebody breathes on it.

juan.kerr

As a kid I used to fart into those little film containers and close the lids.

Unfortunately I never had the patience to leave it for too long.

Gummy Panda

Novella wrote: »

juan.kerr wrote: »

Cancel away, leaves more space and bandwidth for the important questions...

Like why is the first fart in the morning always a loud one? Is it due to a pressure buildup overnight or something?

Do you think it's impossible to fart while asleep or something?

Are you saying you fart a lot in your sleep?

FARTY PANTS!

Ellis Dee

I suppose the answer is "yes" if the fart has a lump in it or it's one of those "check cloth" ones.:):):)

mattjack

juan.kerr wrote: »

And if so would it be possible to clone someone if you got hold of one of their farts?

The question must be asked would you be trying to clone yourself or are you trying to catch someone else's farts ? if so , who ?

Abi

juan.kerr wrote: »

And if so would it be possible to clone someones my DNA if one got hold of one of my farts?

FYP. 10% clorox should royally fúck up DNA / RNA.


Good luck catching the fart buddy.

juan.kerr

mattjack wrote: »

The question must be asked would you be trying to clone yourself or are you trying to catch someone else's farts ? if so , who ?

If I was trying to clone myself I'd probably use a different source. I would probably be more concerned about someone else cloning me and stealing my identity.

mattjack

juan.kerr wrote: »

If I was trying to clone myself I'd probably use a different source. I would probably be more concerned about someone else cloning me and stealing my identity.

Fair point, reasonable enough concerns.

Abi wrote: »

FYP. 10% clorox should royally fúck up DNA / RNA.

Good luck catching the fart buddy.

Yeah and they used say the earth was flat too....

MisterEpicurus

As fart as I know, I don't think it's possible.

juan.kerr

Abi wrote: »

Good luck catching the fart buddy.

I've read that farting under water (e.g. in the bath) and catching the resulting 'bubbles' is the best approach.

Gummy Panda

juan.kerr wrote: »

I've read that farting under water (e.g. in the bath) and catching the resulting 'bubbles' is the best approach.

Bubbles like in Sonic?

Sauve

OP please laminate yourself.

Jester252

Fart babys will be little sh1ts in couple of years

poppyvally

Mairzydoats wrote: »

It just contains gases which I don't believe can be analysed (no pun intended) in order to ascertain (again no pun intended) the source.
However, it has been established that in 99% of cases, he who smelt it, dealt it.

Names of 2 horses. "Hoof hearted" & "Ice melted"

Pedant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35TbGjt-weA

funnilenough

are farts wet?

juan.kerr

funnilenough wrote: »

are farts wet?

I guess it depends on the termperature. I assume farts have a freezing point etc so there is presumably a temperature at which they become a liquid.

FYI, if it is wet at normal room temprature then it isn't really a fart...

FatherLen

best thread i have seen in a while. i commend you good sir.

i cant wait to see this on an episode of c.s.i.

CommanderC

juan.kerr wrote: »

And if so would it be possible to clone someone if you got hold of one of their farts?

I think I love you .