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The Hemmingway Challenge. Can YOU create a six word story?

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#572 28-05-2012 12:10PM

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The maninasia Trilogy:

maninasia wrote: »

Genius unrecognised, he meekly slunk away.

maninasia wrote: »

Ignorance was always his first virtue.

The one, the only, the original.

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#573 28-05-2012 12:19PM

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Take That, Jedward. Euro-contest was Messi !

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#574 28-05-2012 01:46PM

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opinion guy wrote: »

The maninasia Trilogy:

His opinions always cleared the room.

Vacant headed medic, where art thou?

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#575 28-05-2012 01:54PM

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Don't say its Georgie Fcukin Burgess !

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#576 28-05-2012 02:22PM

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maninasia wrote: »

His opinions always cleared the room.

Vacant headed medic, where art thou?

Trilogy was really enough, thought Lucas

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#577 28-05-2012 02:42PM

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Kiss hurt more than the nails

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#578 28-05-2012 02:47PM

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It turns out, we were cousins.

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#579 28-05-2012 02:52PM

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Looked down....where was my penis?

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#580 28-05-2012 03:18PM

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deadwood wrote: »

It turns out, she was my cousin.

Six word story - doing it wrong

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#581 28-05-2012 03:22PM

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I ran, and there I was.

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#582 28-05-2012 11:29PM

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Fluorescence wrote: »

Six word story - doing it wrong

Counts words wrong. Starts getting coat.

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#583 28-05-2012 11:34PM

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Single malt. Police assault. Scotland's fault?

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#584 28-05-2012 11:37PM

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Brendan O'Carroll says, take THAT, Hemmingway.

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#585 29-05-2012 11:01PM

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just noticed my girlfriend's adam's apple

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#586 29-05-2012 11:15PM

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adams apple dropped from his hand

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#587 29-05-2012 11:19PM

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And it all came crashing down.

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#588 29-05-2012 11:19PM

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humbert wrote: »

I came. I saw. I conquered.

I came. She didn't! We smoked.

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#589 29-05-2012 11:37PM

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He persisted, she relented and regretted.

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#590 29-05-2012 11:41PM

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Hurray!!!!!!! First post in After Hours.

Here's a story that ended badly:

A lot done........More to do.

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#591 29-05-2012 11:41PM

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Humanity complicates the simplicity of life

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#592 30-05-2012 12:07AM

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Without pausing, the fears became reality

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#593 30-05-2012 12:39AM

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Love for sale. Children weep, starving.

"See you later". Eyes say "Goodbye".

Blind to pictures, feeling life's colours.

Gummy smile, sticky fingers. One candle.

Man that's a lot harder than it looks

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#594 30-05-2012 01:35AM

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1: That was too easy, he smiled

The sequel

Grown men wept, not whole anymore.

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#595 30-05-2012 01:39AM

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It started when the non-men revolted.

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#596 30-05-2012 01:57AM

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Blink now. Colour this life in.

Bridge collapsing, horrors occuring. Feeling flighted.

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#597 30-05-2012 02:16AM

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Tears of joy, hes coming home.

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#598 30-05-2012 02:57AM

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now.. red wire, or blue wire?

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#599 30-05-2012 02:59AM

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Theres a bomb... on the bus

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#600 30-05-2012 03:41AM

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Titanic compressed to six words
Big ship; bigger iceberg most died.

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#601 30-05-2012 09:53AM

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Will I still play the piano?

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