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The Hemmingway Challenge. Can YOU create a six word story?

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  • #572
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    The maninasia Trilogy:
    maninasia wrote: »
    Genius unrecognised, he meekly slunk away.
    maninasia wrote: »
    Ignorance was always his first virtue.

    The one, the only, the original.


  • #573
    Morrisseeee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,150 ✭✭✭Morrisseeee


    Take That, Jedward. Euro-contest was Messi !


  • #574
    maninasia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,636 ✭✭✭maninasia


    opinion guy wrote: »
    The maninasia Trilogy:

    His opinions always cleared the room.

    Vacant headed medic, where art thou?


  • #575
    Pal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,115 ✭✭✭Pal


    Don't say its Georgie Fcukin Burgess !


  • #576
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    maninasia wrote: »
    His opinions always cleared the room.

    Vacant headed medic, where art thou?

    Trilogy was really enough, thought Lucas


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  • #577
    curlzy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭curlzy


    Kiss hurt more than the nails


  • #578
    deadwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,938 ✭✭✭deadwood


    It turns out, we were cousins.


  • #579
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 983 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    Looked down....where was my penis?


  • #580
    Fluorescence
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    deadwood wrote: »
    It turns out, she was my cousin.

    Six word story - doing it wrong


  • #581
    Irishgoatman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,741 ✭✭✭Irishgoatman


    I ran, and there I was.


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  • #582
    deadwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,938 ✭✭✭deadwood


    Fluorescence wrote: »
    Six word story - doing it wrong
    Counts words wrong. Starts getting coat.


  • #583
    HerrScheisse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭HerrScheisse


    Single malt. Police assault. Scotland's fault?


  • #584
    deadwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,938 ✭✭✭deadwood


    Brendan O'Carroll says, take THAT, Hemmingway.


  • #585
    lookitsme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 340 ✭✭lookitsme


    just noticed my girlfriend's adam's apple


  • #586
    celticcrash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 851 ✭✭✭celticcrash


    adams apple dropped from his hand


  • #587
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    And it all came crashing down.


  • #588
    Guru Maith Agut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭Guru Maith Agut


    humbert wrote: »
    I came. I saw. I conquered.

    I came. She didn't! We smoked. :D


  • #589
    HerrScheisse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭HerrScheisse


    He persisted, she relented and regretted.


  • #590
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    Hurray!!!!!!! First post in After Hours.


    Here's a story that ended badly:


    A lot done........More to do.


  • #591
    GAAman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    Humanity complicates the simplicity of life


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  • #592
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,706 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Without pausing, the fears became reality


  • #593
    boomkatalog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    Love for sale. Children weep, starving.


    "See you later". Eyes say "Goodbye".


    Blind to pictures, feeling life's colours.


    Gummy smile, sticky fingers. One candle.


    Man that's a lot harder than it looks :confused:


  • #594
    red menace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭red menace


    1: That was too easy, he smiled

    The sequel

    Grown men wept, not whole anymore.


  • #595
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    It started when the non-men revolted.


  • #596
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Blink now. Colour this life in.

    Bridge collapsing, horrors occuring. Feeling flighted.


  • #597
    johnboysligo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 388 ✭✭johnboysligo


    Tears of joy, hes coming home.


  • #598
    marcsignal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    now.. red wire, or blue wire?


  • #599
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Theres a bomb... on the bus


  • #600
    red menace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭red menace


    Titanic compressed to six words
    Big ship; bigger iceberg most died.


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  • #601
    the purple tin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Will I still play the piano?


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