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Who'd like to pop my anal cherry?

  • 19-05-2012 11:40am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 329 ✭✭


    None of you Boards nerds will come close hahahahahahaaaaa.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Probably not, but I'll try my best!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭harvester of sorrow


    I will :D
    oh yeah! WIN.

    First time eh?:rolleyes:
    n00b.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Wasn't there a thread like this a few years back where the poster bragged about getting laid and the mods changed the title and made it a sticky?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 672 ✭✭✭Battered Mars Bar


    Congratulations OP, report back with pics in morning or gtfo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 581 ✭✭✭pipelaser


    Ill be riding my fist


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    I'm married....so no i wont!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I read your username as "Think Abou Tit."

    Hehehehehehe. Tit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭tfitzgerald


    Remember ThinkAboutIt "don't be silly and wear a condom on your willy":D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 329 ✭✭ThinkAboutIt


    You know if you nerds stopping rabbling on the boards about bankers, politics and being an atheist you too could ride tonight. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    You Sir are no Feeky Magee

    If you want to impress us we need a story first


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    I will :D
    oh yeah! WIN.

    We'll cheer your 30sec marathon from the window.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    I don't know.
    I might.
    Who cares?
    It's hardly a big deal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 672 ✭✭✭Battered Mars Bar


    You know if you nerds stopping rabbling on the boards about bankers, politics and being an atheist you too could ride tonight. :D

    ^ This +1,
    Astute observation OP.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    I will but I don't want the girlfriend to find out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,040 ✭✭✭markie29


    I don't know.
    I might.
    Who cares?
    It's hardly a big deal.

    thats what she is going to say to OP tonight!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    I will be!!!! :D;):)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,146 ✭✭✭Morrisseeee


    ...the poster bragged about getting laid and the mods changed the title and made it a sticky?

    I think he'll buy the 'Sun' and then for sure it'll be a 'Sticky' :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭wicklowwonder


    I will :D
    oh yeah! WIN.
    Your ma will too


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I won't. Thanks for reminding me.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭Old Tom


    I got laid last night, so meh tonight...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Baaaaaa form OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,261 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    Whichever mod changed the title.

    I love you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Wasn't there a thread like this a few years back where the poster bragged about getting laid and the mods changed the title and made it a sticky?

    I know I've done that once or twice in the past when I was an AH mod. Can't remember the threads tough.

    To be honest I think we all have. Part of modding AH :D

    Its our sexual release. We don't get laid much since Ruu left.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Sonics2k wrote: »
    Whichever mod changed the title.

    I love you.

    My bets are on Micky D


    edit:
    just seen his post :D
    woohoo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭phill106


    How sexy is the sheep?
    Better be a girl sheep, I'm not gay or anything!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    phill106 wrote: »
    How sexy is the sheep?
    Better be a girl sheep, I'm not gay or anything!


    I'd say ewe'd shag anything.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭phill106


    I'd say ewe'd shag anything.

    Might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭Duiske


    ha, love the title change.

    I will....Ewe'r Maaaaa


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,848 ✭✭✭Andy-Pandy




    Something to get you in the mood OP.


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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Reading through the replies is a lot funnier now

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    She would want to be one good looking sheep, but I hate hairballs they wreak my head. Dolly the sheep wasn't a bad looking fluffball but i'll leave those hairy good days behind me as i'm more interested in hedgehogs now.

    My wife won't be happy with this if she reads it but that's life ? what can you do.:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    Q: How does ThinkAboutIt find a sheep in tall grass?
    A:
    Very satisfying
    .








    [EDIT: Spoiler added]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    Don't forget the loose wellies!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭little swift


    I will :D
    oh yeah! WIN.

    what!!! and ya would'nt ThinkAboutIt,:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    I wouldn't shag an Irish sheep: they're too high maintenance and are never satisfied anyway. And it's not like they're that good looking.

    Give me an Eastern Eweropean sheep any day of the week.

    :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    not on a first date, Im not a slut..........................unless its a really pretty sheep with nice rack


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    A pic of the OP's date for the evening.

    She scrubs up well.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Take that ewe and go lay down in the straw, oh yeah


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    C<3 the title


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,158 ✭✭✭Arawn


    tonight?? I just did


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 329 ✭✭ThinkAboutIt


    At I know the Mods are jealous now. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    At I know the Mods are jealous now. :D
    Of course we are. I hear she's hot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    At I know the Mods are jealous now. :D

    I wouldn't touch your sister with a mod's ban hammer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 329 ✭✭ThinkAboutIt


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Of course we are. I hear she's hot.

    She's really hot. I think they call her a BBW.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    She's 66 stone and needs a ride badly.


    I'm sure she does, but am I really in the same boat? No, I think not.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,613 ✭✭✭newport2


    Nodin wrote: »
    Originally Posted by ThinkAboutIt
    She's 66 stone and needs a ride badly.

    I'm sure she does, but am I really in the same boat? No, I think not.

    Good job, any boat would go under with 132 stone in it


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The one time noone quotes the OP :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    The one time noone quotes the OP :/
    Works again.

    Apologies to the OP for messing with the title. We've put it back to what it was originally now though.

    Good luck!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Works again.

    Apologies to the OP for messing with the title. We've put it back to what it was originally now though.

    Good luck!

    its times like this I want my AH mod title back :(


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    The new thread title gives the second post a whole new meaning.


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