Favourite condoms

Daveysil15

What's your fave type of condoms? What feels best for you?

SafeSurfer

I stopped buying them. I find plenty down an alley beside my local pub. A quick rinse and they re as good as new.

antodeco

A bag of tayto and the girls bobbin is all ya need!
Oh, don't use salt and vinegar. Stings the mickey off you.

minidazzler

None feel best, they're all crap, but Pleasuremax seem to work best for me, no STD's or pregnancies yet at least (that I know of...)

Durex XL please.

Daveysil15

It seems a lot of guys ideas of safe sex is not telling the girl where he lives!

mattjack

antodeco wrote: »

A bag of tayto and the girls bobbin is all ya need!
Oh, don't use salt and vinegar. Stings the mickey off you.

You could always turn the salt and vinegar bag inside out.

kfallon

The most expensive ones, the 'posher' the **** the better the cumshot :P

mattjack

Deleted User wrote: »

Durex XL please.

Durex XL ? also known as the liar variety.

flutterflye

I don't really like any of them much.
But I HATE the minty ones!
They just make you feel like you've brushed down there with toothpaste - not even slightly pleasurable, and quite off putting.

Daveysil15

He also said condoms are a lot like women...they spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your todger!

mattjack

mattjack wrote: »

Durex XL ? also known as the liar variety.

I'm sure I would figure out quick enough if he was lying :pac:

mattjack

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm sure I would figure out quick enough if he was lying :pac:

:pac: this has potential for smart arse answers.

mattjack

mattjack wrote: »

:pac: this has potential for smart arse answers.

Well this is after hours

minidazzler

Deleted User wrote: »

Durex XL please.

To be fair, it's not the condoms you give a fook about me thinks...It's what's needed to go with those :pac:

mattjack

minidazzler wrote: »

To be fair, it's not the condoms you give a fook about me thinks...It's what's needed to go with those :pac:

True , size of the hammer and not the nail ........

minidazzler

minidazzler wrote: »

To be fair, it's not the condoms you give a fook about me thinks...It's what's needed to go with those :pac:

You're on the ball this morning Daz

mattjack

Deleted User wrote: »

Well this is after hours

I tip my hat to you , Ma'am.

bnt

mattjack wrote: »

:pac: this has potential for smart arse answers.

I'm expecting more smart dick answers, really. :cool:

What's the name of that budget brand they sell at Lidl? Those. What's she going to say? "Sorry, we have a 'Durex' dress code here, you can't come in!"

Daveysil15

A woman walked into a chemist and said... "Do you have any XL condoms?" The chemist replies, "Yes...do you want some?" The woman says, "no but do you mind if I wait here until somone does buy them?"

Greentopia

None of them. Allergic to latex

Passante King size

HalloweenJack

Don't mind too much, just as long as they're lubed. Ribbed ones are good too.

I used Condomi ones before that had no lube and it was horrible. Thought I'd ripped the skin off my knob.

Greentopia

Sacramento wrote: »

Passante King size

You were right the first time, it's Pasante

bnt

bnt wrote: »

What's the name of that budget brand they sell at Lidl? Those. What's she going to say? "Sorry, we have a 'Durex' dress code here, you can't come in!"

It's always worrying when the condoms are beside the pregnancy tests :pac:

minidazzler

Greentopia wrote: »

None of them. Allergic to latex

You can get all different kinds now. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom

Second paragraph, go for the polyurethane.

They are expensive though, so maybe a crisp packet is your friend.

SteoL

Just go bareback yis pack of wusses.

Greentopia

Greentopia wrote: »

Sacramento wrote: »

Passante King size

You were right the first time, it's Pasante

I actually have the box in my hand for the spelling and still managed to get it wrong!!

On whoopsiedaosydoodles durex xl mention, they didn't seem big at all when I had them!

Daveysil15

The extra thin ones are nice as it feels like you're not even wearing one.

Sacramento

Sacramento wrote: »

On whoopsiedaosydoodles durex xl mention, they didn't seem big at all when I had them!

Oh really?

How you doin' :cool:

Greentopia

minidazzler wrote: »

You can get all different kinds now. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom

Second paragraph, go for the polyurethane.

They are expensive though, so maybe a crisp packet is your friend.

I'm a cheese and onion woman myself. And we are in a recession. Times are hard :pac: sorry

Yes I heard about polyurethane ones but it would rather interrupt the flow of things if I was to ask the guy to come back when he had bought them

Or I suppose I could always buy them myself...although I'm on the Pill and I don't need condoms anyway.

Greentopia

Greentopia wrote: »

I'm a cheese and onion woman myself. And we are in a recession. Times are hard :pac: sorry

Yes I heard about polyurethane ones but it would rather interrupt the flow of things if I was to ask the guy to come back when he had bought them

Or I suppose I could always buy them myself...although I'm on the Pill and I don't need condoms anyway.

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animan

whoopsadaisydoodles wrote: »

It's always worrying when the condoms are beside the pregnancy tests :pac:

In tesco in birr the deep heat is beside the lube. Thats just evil

animan

animan wrote: »

In tesco in birr the deep heat is beside the lube. Thats just evil

I lol'd. In the hair dressers, feck ya :pac:

thefinalstage

Sacramento wrote: »

On whoopsiedaosydoodles durex xl mention, they didn't seem big at all when I had them!

I agree...they were too damn tight. Anybody know where I could get some with a bigger base?

Greentopia

Sacramento wrote: »

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Fair enough! but what I meant is that I'm on the Pill (for reasons other than just birth control) and I don't need condoms as the only guy I have sex with I've known for many years and he doesn't sleep around-100% certain of that, and neither do I.

Believe me I don't engage in unsafe sexual practices and wouldn't sleep with anyone who does

minidazzler

Greentopia wrote: »

Fair enough! but what I meant is that I'm on the Pill (for reasons other than just birth control) and I don't need condoms as the only guy I have sex with I've known for many years and he doesn't sleep around-100% certain of that, and neither do I.

Believe me I don't engage in unsafe sexual practices and wouldn't sleep with anyone who does

Yeah, but were ye both 100% sure and tested clear before ye started fcuking?

poisonedstream

poisonedstream wrote: »

I agree...they were too damn tight. Anybody know where I could get some with a bigger base?

I reckon they're not bigger really at all, just there for vanity purposes maybe?

I'll recommend you buy a few different kinds at once and try them out.
I had gone through lots of different kinds before I found ones that suited.

Jax Teller

Using these lately .
48 for €8 on amazon

thefinalstage

Sacramento wrote: »

I reckon they're not bigger really at all, just there for vanity purposes maybe?

I'll recommend you buy a few different kinds at once and try them out.
I had gone through lots of different kinds before I found ones that suited.

I tried the xxl (hard to find) and the Pesante King size (also not easy to find) both still a bit tight. I wonder are the Trojan XL any better...

I think the XL brand is just a vanity thing.

Greentopia

minidazzler wrote: »

Yeah, but were ye both 100% sure and tested clear before ye started fcuking?

We knew each others sexual history before we slept together as we were good friends first. His 11 year marriage had broken up (nothing to do with me!) and was faithful to her in his marriage and neither had any other partners at that time. I know this guy better and am closer to him than anyone else in the world.

I had just come out of an 8 year relationship where we had both been faithful the whole time. And even on the off chance neither of them were faithful at some stage they're both decent, sensible and responsible blokes and would've used condoms.

Neither of them are liars or would jeopardise their own or my health and I trust them both completely.
That's why I was with them. Or partly why anyway.
None of us have ever had any STD's btw.

poisonedstream

poisonedstream wrote: »

I tried the xxl (hard to find) and the Pesante King size (also not easy to find) both still a bit tight. I wonder are the Trojan XL any better...

I think the XL brand is just a vanity thing.

Alot of condoms won't reach the base when fully unrolled, as I said, try lots of them!

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mattjack wrote: »

You could always turn the salt and vinegar bag inside out.

Would burn the box off her

admiralofthefleet

dont use them. we play vatican roulette

FanadMan

The ones with the woman attached to the outside of them

Ronin247

Sacramento wrote: »

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On whoopsiedaosydoodles durex xl mention, they didn't seem big at all when I had them!

poisonedstream wrote: »

I agree...they were too damn tight. Anybody know where I could get some with a bigger base?

Lads,they are supposed to go on your pen*s, not your ego.

2 stroke

Deleted User wrote: »

Deleted User wrote: »

Durex XL please.

I'm sure I would figure out quick enough if he was lying :pac:

You must have a huge vag.

2 stroke

2 stroke wrote: »

You must have a huge vag.

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggeeeeee

2 stroke

Sacramento wrote: »

Alot of condoms won't reach the base when fully unrolled.

None of them do.

Pedant

Welcome to another "OMG, I have sex" thread.

antodeco

mattjack wrote: »

antodeco wrote: »

A bag of tayto and the girls bobbin is all ya need!
Oh, don't use salt and vinegar. Stings the mickey off you.

You could always turn the salt and vinegar bag inside out.

Jesus, your mickey would look tattoo'd after that!