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Are Farts Funny?

scudzilla · 2012-05-13 02:42:29

Do you find Farts funny? I think they're hilarious, the smellier the better, the one's i find smell the best are the one's that happen when you're sitting down and the air bubbles climb up your inner upper thigh. Where's the worst place you've dropped one? Mine was in the back of the funeral car on the way to my Ma's…

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13-05-2012 3:42am

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scudzilla

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Do you find Farts funny?

I think they're hilarious, the smellier the better, the one's i find smell the best are the one's that happen when you're sitting down and the air bubbles climb up your inner upper thigh.

Where's the worst place you've dropped one? Mine was in the back of the funeral car on the way to my Ma's funeral, it totally stank and i did the honourable thing and blamed my mad aunty who was sitting in front of me

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#2 13-05-2012 3:45am
JupiterKid

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Are farts funny?

Not when you follow through and have to hobble to the bog to get rid of your jocks.:(

Drinking copious amounts of Bulmers Pear will achieve the aforementioned effect.

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#3 13-05-2012 3:47am
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Moved from AHs.

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#4 15-05-2012 12:18pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X_Ot0k4XJc

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#5 16-05-2012 4:55am
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yes, but queefing isn't

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#6 24-05-2012 7:25am
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Ah yeah - been saving all my farts up for years to use in the uprising, the jedi wont know what hit them, though it may be a short range suicide weapon, pure devastation.

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