Do you ever check out your own naked arse in the mirror?

some random drunk

I have to admit I do regularly to see when it's time to shave. I'd be very hairy down there otherwise.* That and the full length wall mirror next to my bath means it's pretty impossible not to anyway.

When I was in school there was one lad in the class, who admitted he used to check himself out in the mirror. He got slagged over it for weeks.

So as the thread title asks, do you like to have a sneaky look at your own rear end? Do you ever gaze into the mirror in admiration of your buns of steel? Or are people who do this just weird?

*In before Father Ted reference

irish_man

There are some really weird threads here but this one takes it.

Only when I have heels on.

Ruralyoke

Of course.

Wierd if ya don't if ya ask me.

Or at least wierd if you never have anyway.

BunShopVoyeur

The fcuk?

Seachmall

No. Just no.

CardBordWindow

some random drunk wrote: »

I have to admit I do regularly to see when it's time to shave. I'd be very hairy down there otherwise.* That and the full length wall mirror next to my bath means it's pretty impossible not to anyway.

When I was in school there was one lad in the class, who admitted he used to check himself out in the mirror. He got slagged over it for weeks.

So as the thread title asks, do you like to have a sneaky look at your own rear end? Do you ever gaze into the mirror in admiration of your buns of steel? Or are people who do this just weird?

*In before Father Ted reference

There was a guy i was in school with who admitted to fapping in the mirror.
Vain bastard!

Gummy Panda

I just put pics on the Internet and ask people to comment

Seachmall

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I just put pics on the Internet and ask people to comment

I would cuddle with your bum.

redzerologhlen

some random drunk wrote: »

I have to admit I do regularly to see when it's time to shave. I'd be very hairy down there otherwise.* That and the full length wall mirror next to my bath means it's pretty impossible not to anyway.

When I was in school there was one lad in the class, who admitted he used to check himself out in the mirror. He got slagged over it for weeks.

So as the thread title asks, do you like to have a sneaky look at your own rear end? Do you ever gaze into the mirror in admiration of your buns of steel? Or are people who do this just weird?

*In before Father Ted reference

That reminds me of a random question a drunk asked me once....

Bullchomper

This is getting weirder and weirder....

Dudess

Hell yeah! One's gotta appreciate one's good bits! :pac:

Sierra 117

Nope. I do check my balls in the mirror due to a mole though.

Mickey Dazzler

I always check out my arse in the mirror in the mornings and I can't tell you there is nothing worse than seeing a used condom hanging out of your arse the morning after a serious blackout.

some random drunk

It's a weird question I know, but I reckon it's something a lot of people do but won't admit to .

kfallon

I like to check it out with my bare hands, gives you a better indication of how 'firm' the cheeks are

Now where's the finger going.....

:pac:

I'd be more inclined to tuck the front bits in and do the Buffalo Bill dance from Silence of the Lambs.

kfallon

Deleted User wrote: »

I'd be more inclined to tuck the front bits in and do the Buffalo Bill dance from Silence of the Lambs.

With your username I think you should keep covered up...for everyone's sake

foxyboxer

I spat out my water over the screen and laptop reading the thread title. Thanks.




:pac:

Joey the lips

Nope. If my wife does not like my hairy arse she can get on top.

FoxT

"Some Random drunk" I empathise
ya must keep smooth between the thighs

those wiry perianal bristles
can prick your arse like feckin thistles!


with all the steam & foam & soap
Why dont you use an endoscope?

Joey the lips

Deleted User wrote: »

I'd be more inclined to tuck the front bits in and do the Buffalo Bill dance from Silence of the Lambs.

Now that is funny....:D

Feeona

Deleted User wrote: »

I'd be more inclined to tuck the front bits in and do the Buffalo Bill dance from Silence of the Lambs.

So you don't look at your arse in the mirror.

Just answer the goddamn question the next time :mad:

candy-gal1

oh yeah, hehe id do me so of course :pac:

FoxT

Deleted User wrote: »

I'd be more inclined to tuck the front bits in and do the Buffalo Bill dance from Silence of the Lambs.

I'd be reluctant to try that if I was shaving my ass at the same time.... one slip of the razor & you'd definitely have a bit of explaining to do at A&E!

stupidusername

CardBordWindow wrote: »

There was a guy i was in school with who admitted to fapping in the mirror.
Vain bastard!

Hmmm, there's an idea.

And yeah of course I have, it's probably my best asset.

Pace2008

Good indicator of who's a liar and who's honest, this thread.

To those who are trying to tell us that you have no idea what your bare arse looks like: who do you think you're fooling?

Balmed Out

Am I the only one that finds it strange that a person shaves their ass?

Pace2008

Balmed Out wrote: »

Am I the only one that finds it strange that a person shaves their ass?

If I had a really hairy arse I'd do it too. Thankfully my leg hair thins out around the hamstring area, transitioning to a light down that is only apparent on close inspection.

Earthhorse

Sometimes I slap it and compare it to my face, just to see if the rumours are true.

Feeona

Pace2008 wrote: »

To those who are trying to tell us that you have no idea what your bare arse looks like: who do you think you're fooling?

Arse Inspector

some random drunk

Balmed Out wrote: »

Am I the only one that finds it strange that a person shaves their ass?

Imagine bigfoot mooning you. That's what I'd look like if I let the hair grow. It's just better to shave for cosmetic/hygiene reasons. I use one of those remington men's body hair shavers fwiw.

Dudess

Deleted User wrote: »

Only when I have heels on.

Good idea! A hot arse is even hotter when levitated.

golden lane

some random drunk wrote: »

I have to admit I do regularly to see when it's time to shave. I'd be very hairy down there otherwise.* That and the full length wall mirror next to my bath means it's pretty impossible not to anyway.

When I was in school there was one lad in the class, who admitted he used to check himself out in the mirror. He got slagged over it for weeks.

So as the thread title asks, do you like to have a sneaky look at your own rear end? Do you ever gaze into the mirror in admiration of your buns of steel? Or are people who do this just weird?

*In before Father Ted reference

you are fine........it is the rest of the world that are weird...

Pushtrak

Butt why would I do it?

Crooked Jack

No, but im obsessed with checking on my back, horrible, spotty, pockmarked mess that it is. I dont know why i do, it only depresses me.

Dr.Strange

If you are asking whether I have squatted down with a mirror on the floor and pulled my cheeks apart to see in my bum I can assure you that I have most definitely not done that.

Dr.Strange

Dr.Strange wrote: »

If you are asking whether I have squatted down with a mirror on the floor and pulled my cheeks apart to see in my bum I can assure you that I have most definitely not done that.

That's the sign off of the Buffalo Bill dance, it's called The Bulldog.
Although you don't squat down, just bend over while everything is tucked into that strained disturbing mass and that's when you spread.

Dr.Strange

Deleted User wrote: »

That's the sign off of the Buffalo Bill dance, it's called The Bulldog.
Although you don't squat down, just bend over while everything is tucked into that strained disturbing mass and that's when you spread.

The Bulldog, The Brown Frog, call it what you will, it's not for me thanks.

FoxT

Dr.Strange wrote: »

If you are asking whether I have squatted down with a mirror on the floor and pulled my cheeks apart to see in my bum I can assure you that I have most definitely not done that.

Why not?

Paulyh

Sometimes i spread'em to check out my brown star too.........just to keep an eye on the ol' hemoroides.
Been back on the bike for the last few months, so its getting nice and firm again

Dr.Strange

FoxT wrote: »

Why not?

"I have definitely not done that yet"

ejmaztec

Sierra 117 wrote: »

Nope. I do check my balls in the mirror due to a mole though.

Do you work for MI6?

kevin65

Just checked it this week and got a fright as one cheek looked more hairy than the other but it was just the angle I was at relative to the mirror. Happily, both cheeks are equally hairy...

shopaholic01

I'd me more inclined to check it when I'm dressed to make sure it looks ok, not so much naked.

Stiffler2

Unfortunately my mirror doesn't work anymore due to ecto-plasm

Nothingbetter2d

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Unfortunately my mirror doesn't work anymore due to Recto-plasm

fyp

Mickey H

Dudess wrote: »

Hell yeah! One's gotta appreciate one's good bits! :pac:

What she said.

Battered Mars Bar

Ya I like my arse, wouldn't shave it though chicks love a big ol' hairy arse.

ihsb

Of course... You have to see what the OH is seeing the odd time.

The Snipe

Only whilst wearing my sisters underwear.