Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on [email protected] for help. Thanks :)
Hello All, This is just a friendly reminder to read the Forum Charter where you wish to post before posting in it. :)

The NOPE Thread *Not for the Squeamish*

12357129

Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭ Temptamperu


    enhanced-buzz-5859-1336771202-0.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭ Junco Partner


    [mod] Not even close to being acceptable


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,832 ✭✭✭✭ Penn


    I'll make it as clear as I can: No gore (not even linking to it). This isn't a special thread where anything goes. Normal Boards.ie rules still apply. If you'd be banned for posting it anywhere else, you'll be banned for posting it here.

    If you don't know if something is acceptable to post, either PM a mod or simply don't post it.

    This thread is on very thin ice, and will be closed if people keep overstepping the mark.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 756 ✭✭✭ sea_monkey


    Pregnancy-test.jpg


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,855 ✭✭✭ Charlie Haughy


    This isn't snow... its spider web!

    TEwqS.jpg

    It happened in Wagga Wagga in NSW.

    http://www.news.com.au/national/spiders-spin-wet-blanket-over-wagga-wagga/story-e6frfkvr-1226291542235


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users Posts: 5,918 ✭✭✭ Steffano2002


    CMpunked wrote: »
    Have you ever seen anyone walk on them?
    I'd imagine they cling to the wall!
    No, and they're actually fake doors. Don't know who or why they were installed (was only done a couple of months ago) but just looking at them makes the legs turn to jelly!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭ RandolphEsq


    That movie Pet Cemetary creeped the fcuk out of me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭ Duggy747


    On liveleak there's a guy in a gimp suit having rather too good of a time swimming around in a septic tank :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭ Daemos


    Worst thing I ever saw was of a car crash from somewhere in America. Can't think of the victim's name, it was an Italian name, some of you may have seen the pics. The crash basically pulverised her head; it looked like something out of Saw.

    The worst bit is that some paramedics took pictures to send around because it was so bad, these pictures somehow made it to the girl's school, and apparently some outright cnuts sent the pictures to her friends and family. Imagine, seeing your daughter like that, what kinds of scumbags would do that? I read that a year ago and it still boils my blood today :mad: Ever since then I've stopped looking at things like that

    Anyway, an unrelated video that makes my skin crawl:



  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭ [Jackass]


    I'm amazed at how squeamish I've become, this thread has been difficult reading at times, but it seems to lock you into a trance.

    I note the mod warning, and would ask just comment that I think discussing things on the internet is great, as the back story gives the more squeamish amongst us the info to know about them, but the choice not to google it.

    Also, I'd just ask for any content being posted, maybe a link and a description could be the rule for postings rather than pictures / videos straight out being shown.

    I had a very serious "career" ending sports injury years ago, and even the pictures of the lads breaking their legs almost made me puke! :( Brings it all back and probably is more difficult to look at for me than a decapitation or "diving accident" would be!

    Sorry for the prudeness, just some suggestions, but great thread! Hope it can keep going / wish I stopped coming back all the time!! :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭ phasers


    You know how Fox has a weird way of counting Simpsons episodes? They refuse to count a couple of them, making the amount of episodes inconsistent. The reason for this is a lost episode from season 1.
    Finding details about this missing episode is difficult, no one who was working on the show at the time likes to talk about it. From what has been pieced together, the lost episode was written entirely by Matt Groening. During production of the first season, Matt started to act strangely. He was very quiet, seemed nervous and morbid. Mentioning this to anyone who was present results in them getting very angry, and forbidding you to ever mention it to Matt.

    I first heard of it at an event where David Silverman was speaking. Someone in the crowd asked about the episode, and Silverman simply left the stage, ending the presentation hours early. The episode's production number was 7G06, the title was Dead Bart. The episode labeled 7G06, Moaning Lisa, was made later and given Dead Bart's production code to hide the latter's existence.

    In addition to getting angry, asking anyone who was on the show about this will cause them to do everything they can to stop you from directly communicating with Matt Groening. At a fan event, I managed to follow him after he spoke to the crowd, and eventually had a chance to talk to him alone as he was leaving the building. He didn't seem upset that I had followed him, probably expected a typical encounter with an obsessive fan. When I mentioned the lost episode though, all color drained from his face and he started trembling. When I asked him if he could tell me any details, he sounded like he was on the verge of tears. He grabbed a piece of paper, wrote something on it, and handed it to me. He begged me never to mention the episode again.

    The piece of paper had a website address on it, I would rather not say what it was, for reasons you'll see in a second. I entered the address into my browser, and I came to a site that was completely black, except for a line of yellow text, a download link. I clicked on it, and a file started downloading. Once the file was downloaded, my computer went crazy, it was the worst virus I had ever seen. System restore didn't work, the entire computer had to be rebooted. Before doing this though, I copied the file onto a CD. I tried to open it on my now empty computer, and as I suspected, there was an episode of The Simpsons on it.

    The episode started off like any other episode, but had very poor quality animation. If you've seen the original animation for Some Enchanted Evening, it was similar, but less stable. The first act was fairly normal, but the way the characters acted was a little off. Homer seemed angrier, Marge seemed depressed, Lisa seemed anxious, Bart seemed to have genuine anger and hatred for his parents.

    The episode was about the Simpsons going on a plane trip, near the end of the first act, the plane was taking off. Bart was fooling around, as you'd expect. However, as the plane was about 50 feet off the ground, Bart broke a window on the plane and was sucked out.

    At the beginning of the series, Matt had an idea that the animated style of the Simpsons' world represented life, and that death turned things more realistic. This was used in this episode. The picture of Bart's corpse was barely recognizable, they took full advantage of it not having to move, and made an almost photo-realistic drawing of his dead body.

    Act one ended with the shot of Bart's corpse. When act two started, Homer, Marge, and Lisa were sitting at their table, crying. The crying went on and on, it got more pained, and sounded more realistic, better acting than you would think possible. The animation started to decay even more as they cried, and you could hear murmuring in the background. The characters could barely be made out, they were stretching and blurring, they looked like deformed shadows with random bright colors thrown on them.

    There were faces looking in the window, flashing in and out so you were never sure what they looked like.

    This crying went on for all of act two.

    Act three opened with a title card saying one year had passed. Homer, Marge, and Lisa were skeletally thin, and still sitting at the table. There was no sign of Maggie or the pets.

    They decided to visit Bart's grave. Springfield was completely deserted, and as they walked to the cemetery the houses became more and more decrepit. They all looked abandoned. When they got to the grave, Bart's body was just lying in front of his tombstone, looking just like it did at the end of act one.

    The family started crying again. Eventually they stopped, and just stared at Bart's body. The camera zoomed in on Homer's face. According to summaries, Homer tells a joke at this part, but it isn't audible in the version I saw, you can't tell what Homer is saying.

    The view zoomed out as the episode came to a close. The tombstones in the background had the names of every Simpsons guest star on them. Some that no one had heard of in 1989, some that haven't been on the show yet. All of them had death dates on them.

    For guests who died since, like Michael Jackson and George Harrison, the dates were when they would die. The credits were completely silent, and seemed handwritten. The final image was the Simpson family on their couch, like in the intros, but all drawn in hyper realistic, lifeless style of Bart's corpse.

    A thought occurred to me after seeing the episode for the first time, you could try to use the tombstones to predict the death of living Simpsons guest stars, but there's something odd about most of the ones who haven't died yet.

    All of their deaths are listed as the same date.

    I love creepypasta and ded bort a classic


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,361 ✭✭✭ YouTookMyName




  • Registered Users Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭ allanb49


    Is it creepy? Gore and stuff doesn't really bother me. I downloaded A Serbian Film a few weeks ago but never bothered watching it. I want something to make me cry with fear :pac:

    Grave of the fireflies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭ smash


    How so Joe wrote: »
    I watched that a few weeks ago and it keeps resurfacing in my dreams. It was creepy. as. hell.
    I actually don't know why I watched it, and I regret it immensely!

    Exactly. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,570 ✭✭✭ Elmidena


    allanb49 wrote: »
    Grave of the fireflies.
    The only fear I can think of for this is the horrific dub job the US did on it :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭ allanb49


    she wants to be in tears she will be


  • Registered Users Posts: 58,454 ✭✭✭✭ ibarelycare


    smash wrote: »
    Watch Martyrs. It's not a horror, but it's pretty sickening.

    Just finished watching this. It's pretty good. My sadomasochistic desire to be in complete and utter fear has not been fulfilled though :( Good mix of gore and psychological horror but I wasn't as terrified as I would have liked. The bit that creeped me out the most was
    the scene where she's strapped down and you just see her face in pain and then all of a sudden she's been skinned!

    I did read that the makers of Twilight are planning on making an American version of it though with Kirsten Stewart :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭ smash


    Just finished watching this. It's pretty good. My sadomasochistic desire to be in complete and utter fear has not been fulfilled though :( Good mix of gore and psychological horror but I wasn't as terrified as I would have liked.
    Come back after a few sleeps and tell me you haven't had a few weird dreams and woken up with the fear :D
    I did read that the makers of Twilight are planning on making an American version of it though with Kirsten Stewart :eek:
    She better die in the first 5 mins or I'll set the cinema on fire. And if anyone in it sparkles, I'll fly to LA and burn down their production studio!

    Anyway, terrified you say... have you seen the hulk hogan sex tape? :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 58,454 ✭✭✭✭ ibarelycare


    smash wrote: »

    Anyway, terrified you say... have you seen the hulk hogan sex tape? :D

    No I have not!

    Off I go....


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭ krudler


    it a sh1te movie but this one of the best interpretations of those "dreams I cant really remember but scare me awake" feelings you get




    also, the soundtrack for Silent Hill 2, why anyone would listen to this outside the game is beyond me, its like what you'd imagine a serial killers head to sound like, truly amazing soundtrack



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,471 ✭✭✭ majiktripp


    My most favourite disturbing music video:



    Children wearing latex masks just doesn't sit right...


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭ Dickerty


    True story about that Aphex Twin video. I was out drinking on a Friday night/Saturday morning, fell home about midday and slept all day. I woke late that night and went down to watch TV, and this came on. It freaked the S*** out of me! But I love it, and all the Chris Cunningham stuff...


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭ Dickerty


    smash wrote: »
    have you seen the hulk hogan sex tape? :D

    "HULK SMASH!" ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,600 ✭✭✭✭ CMpunked


    What is that anime music video that was floating about a few months ago that had two people swimming in an empty swimming pool and the dude, iifc, sliding their hand down the chicks pants and his arm turns into a tentacle?

    I remember watching it twice and just staring at my screen following. I still have no idea.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭ The Don


    CMpunked wrote: »
    What is that anime music video that was floating about a few months ago that had two people swimming in an empty swimming pool and the dude, iifc, sliding their hand down the chicks pants and his arm turns into a tentacle?

    I remember watching it twice and just staring at my screen following. I still have no idea.

    Is this the one? Pretty weird alright.

    I think that Human Milking one a few pages back is far more out there.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,855 ✭✭✭ Charlie Haughy


    anyone up for some deep sea diving? :pac:



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭ smash


    anyone up for some deep sea diving? :pac:

    Now you're just making me hungry.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33,733 ✭✭✭✭ Myrddin


    The Don wrote: »
    Is this the one? Pretty weird alright.

    I think that Human Milking one a few pages back is far more out there.

    Seriously wtf Japan


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,323 ✭✭✭ Max_Charger


    *Not for the Squeamish* it said.........

    *It cant be that bad* I thought..........


Advertisement